Just look at my dirty walls. Like how the hell did they get so dirty so fast? I painted these walls in white like a year ago and now they are this dirty and it drives me insane inside, can't have it like this.
Anyways, here I'll paint light grey and my whole hallway will be grey.
Would you hire me as your painter if I looked like this? (Don't hire me because apparently the walls get dirty after a year.)