Rangers
Added 2021-02-26 05:07:29 +0000 UTCSo this is a spoof I wrote to SirD when I was bored and for no particular reason.
When the world is threatened by the evil Rita Impulsa, Beta-5 wakes up his slumbering master Zordong!
Zordong: "Beta-5! The world is in danger. Find me five children with attitude!"
Beta-5: "Children!? Shouldn't we get military trained fighters with extensive tactical knowledge and combat experience?"
Beta-5: "Not to mention the legal issues regarding child labor..."
Zordong: "You make a valid point, Beta-5! Let's settle somewhere in the middle."
Zordong: "Find me five teenagers with attitude!"
Zordong: "Oh, and, um, make sure they're all female. And hot."
Beta-5: "Wait, what? Why all females?"
Zordong: "Hm? Oh, no reason."
Meanwhile, somewhere in the far outer reaches of space, Rita Impulsa gets ready to make her first attack.
Swoldar: "Rita, it looks like Zordong is forming a team. What should we do?"
Rita Impulsa: "Send in the Smutty Patrol!"
Swoldar: "But Rita, the Smutty Patrol is extremely weak. They'll be easily defeated by the Rangers!"
Swoldar: "Are you sure you don't want to think this over some more? This decisions seems awfully--"
Rita Impulsa: "Don't say it!"
Swoldar: "... Impulsive."
So do you guys want a Ranger's Render or something else?
Render will take place live on my Discord this coming Monday on the 1st. Let me know what you guys would like to see!
Comments
The new hit show from Bondai!
Brian Gresham
2021-02-26 11:06:09 +0000 UTCGO GO SEXY RANGERS
Brian Gresham
2021-02-26 11:04:47 +0000 UTC
