Published: 2022-10-15 "My regression powers aren't limitless. They're actually linked to how mature I'm viewed by my piers. So when I'm running low on juice, the easiest way to charge up is to lower the bar a bit and find some piers who are easily impressed. A quick visit to the local preschool mixed with some basic addition skills almost always does the trick. Of course, I need to be careful as to not be viewed as immature! With no powers and my aging turned off, I could be stuck as a booger-eating ankle biter for weeks. Even months! Anyway, I'm off to recharge! Brb..." "Fun Fact: The boy on the right eventually went on to become a preschool teacher 20 years later at the very same preschool that Sock still attends to this day."