XaiJu
CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt

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Thank You

I know this doesn't mean shit and it's just a few words but I want to express thanks for all who support me via patreon. Money from letting YouTube run terrible ads on the channel doesn't pay shit enough to be close to a living wage, and if it weren't for you guys I would probably still be shuffling box cars around a switching yard in a locomotive that smells like piss and electric fires. Patreon and being able to sell stickers/prints/shirts is all that keeps me afloat right now. So I owe you all a big word of thanks. Here's a Krameria (dimorphic stamens), a dwarf Senna (Fabaceae), and two bees fucking in a Stephanomeria flower.

Now go fuck yourselves, bye.

Thank You Thank You Thank You

Comments

I LOVE YOU. Ps thanks to my neighbor Zane I know of your work. We fucking love you. God fuckin bless

Alex Masi

Wish I could give more, ya fuck.

BarnCatBlues

Life sometimes kicks our asses, don't be too hard on yourself. There is something wondrous in coming back to a passion that been stuck on a back burner because of life, and rediscovering all those things that made you fall in love with it in the first place.

Sy Fie

Your videos are great!

Clifton Albrecht

Thanks for reaching out! Did you have a baby? Would be cool if there was a $7 or $10 tier where a little bit went to the little one.

James Ulan

Your show is food for the mind and soul.

John Hunter

Your videos got my through the first year of being a stay at home dad. Now I’m tearing out a big part of my turf lawn and replacing it with native plants. Happy to give you the dough!

Scott Cave

Great pictures! Thanks for everything, I'm glad you're hanging in there

Durwood Mc

Thank you, I would like to give more I definitely get the better end of this deal but as you can probably tell by the potent psychedelic crystal from my avatar I'm a drifting hippy fucker and don't make much, plus having other degenerates to show my love and support to makes it hard. A few bucks from a quarter of your fans each month would make you rich though so I blame the other cunts not pulling their weight! Be the change you want to see you know, support the artists you don't want to see turned into gimps, at least against their will. Much love, thanks for all that you do for the world with your art, education, and humour.

Jambra

Thanks, I actually have some questions about your merch so I sent you an email, give me a reply so I can buy stuff from you, ya shmuck

Griffenskull

If i could afford more id give you more, ive learned a shit ton from you. Have an extra $2 Ya fuck

Ashley Dickinson

The pretty pink one says it all...

Kyddyl

The Bee porn makes it all worth it πŸ€™ I had kinda let my plant collection and gardens go to shit over the last year or so but your vids inspired me to stop being a sad sack and get shit done so I've spent the last 2 weekends cleaning and re organising, repotting, debugging etc etc. So, cheers for the unintended inspiration.

Ricky GC Eaton

Keep up the good work, Tony. You are very much appreciated, and dare I say.. loved, ya prick.

April Hughes

I used to be a home Depot garden shitter that fucked myself. Now I go to my local arboretums and ask the attendants questions and fuck myself less. You're to thank for that

Reed Thompson

Thank you for making excellent videos and merch. You made me care about the plants in my life.

Ryan Green

Thank you, my dude! Keep up the great work!

Javier

Thanks for making an otherwise almost impenetrable field approachable you d-bag. Looking forward to the art book.

Rayford Bulloch

Thanks for the beautiful flowers! You are so appreciated in out family, you take us to places that we cant get to and show teeny tiny beautiful flowers in what initally looks like a boring grey landscape, you're like a living microscope!

Karen Sheppard

We appreciate you and your refreshingly misanthropic viewpoint that reminds us that we're just another dumb animal species amidst a boggling array of life that we're too self involved to notice.

Dave

Oy ya fuck, we appreciate what you do. I sure as hell wouldn't give anyone else $10 a month just to tell me about plants they saw, but you sure do make it enjoyable. And I sure do appreciate the crossovers with other nature nerds. Keep the good shit up and just make sure you poke us if you need more donations for a living wage, eh?

Sabrina Cavender

Cheers mate

Lucas O'Neil

What you're doing is super important imo and I'm happy to support you! Spreading awareness of natural beauty and the importance of functioning ecosystems is awesome, and I also enjoy seeing plants from all around the world. Here's my unsolicited 2 cents: turn off the youtube ads. You're not getting much money anyways, and more people will watch if there aren't ads.

Ethan Davidson

Happy to see these habitats before they completely go to shit. Stay out there.

John Frum

Love u babe

Liam Besaw

You’re doing work that means something. It’s nice to be able to help

Nearby Couch

You’re welcome. Cheers!

Michael Ashmore


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