Not a MILF! - TG Caption

Goddamn, look at the tits on her!

Tits? Who? Where?!

Right there, dumbass. Look!

Her!? Oh come on, she’s old enough to be your mom!

'Mmmhmm' Old enough to be someone’s mom all right. That is pure Grade-A MILF!

Ugh, you and your weird fetish. Why would she even look at you, anyway? What do you think she would want with an eighteen-year-old kid?

Eighteen-year-old man, thank you very much, and it’s obvious what she would want. Look at me! Anyway, don’t you know all MILFs are happy to get attention from younger men. It’s like their greatest thrill. I bet she’d get wet just from me smiling at her. A few flirty words and she’ll hop right into my lap.

She’s not going to do much hopping at her age, and do women that old even get horny? Don’t their… like… systems stop working right?

You’re an idiot. Shes 40-ish…or maybe 50-ish, not dead!

And you’re a pervert. It’s not like she could do anything, anyway. She’d probably hurt her back! Anyway, I’m telling you... old women don’t get horny.

Ok… enough. WTF is wrong with the both of you?

Who said that?!

Yeah, where are you?

Don’t bother trying to find me. I’m hardly going to show myself to a couple of immature boys.

That’s immature men.

Dude, please shut up.

Take your friends advice “dude” and shut up before I decide to do something nasty.

Whatever. What are you going to do? Spook us with your little voice trick some more. What, is there a hidden phone somewhere? This is lame.

Fine! You want to see what I can do, Mr. Manly?

Yeah! Do you were worst!

Why are you arguing with the freaky disembodied voice!? We are so screwed!

Yes, yes you are. I think it’s time for both of you to learn about a woman's wants and needs.

What are you… talking… ab-

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What? ‘Cough, cough’ God, why do I feel so sore all over? I can barely move. And what’s wrong with my voice?

Argh… my head. What the fuck happened to- Oh! I’m sorry, ma’am. I thought I was talking to my friend.

You are, idiot. What’s wrong with you? Did the scary voice mess with your head?

What? It’s…you? Holy shit! What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?! Look at yourself! You’re so… so… HOT!

What are you… talkin- TITS!!! AHHHH! I've got tits! Why!? What else is- shit, shit, shit… It’s gone! My dick is gone!

Dude, it’s not just your tits and ass, it’s all of you! You’re a MILF!

What!? No! That's not possible! This can’t be happening! Just.. stop staring at me! You’re making me feel weird!

I can't. I didn’t understand before but now I do. Your great big tits, your huge soft ass, you’re a goddess!

Mmmm, that’s so sweet of you- No! What am I saying!?

I think you’re just saying what comes naturally to a sexy older lady like yourself. Isn’t that what you told me before? Isn’t getting hit on by a younger man your ‘greatest thrill’?

That’s not… I didn’t mean me! And I'm not sexy!

Oh yes you are. You are quite literally the sexiest thing I have ever seen. So, what do you say, hot mama? Are you ready to hop on my lap yet? Wanna ride this ride?

Nn..No! Gross! You don’t need to point at your… really… big dick. Wow.

If it's so gross, why are you drooling? If it's so gross, why keep staring?

I'm not! I'm just… ummm.. mmmmhmmm

Are you playing with your boobs?! Not that I'm judging. Hell, I'm jealous!

K..keep your hands away from me!

'Heh' Are you sure that's what you want? Didn't you say all MILF's are thrilled to have a young man's attention.

This isn’t me! I’m not a… a MILF!

I wouldn’t be so sure. You definitely look like a mom I’d like to fuck. I bet those things would sag to your belly button without an industrial strength bra. Should we find out?

No, we shouldn't. And stop talking like that! You're making me feel…

Horny? Wet? Ready to take this huge cock in your stretchy old-

Shut up! Shut up, shut up! I am not doing this! I am not going to stand here while you talk about sticking me with your... your great big hard cock! I don't want it!

I think your nipples disagree! Those things are huge! Do they feel different, all massive and swollen?

Yes, damnit! Why can’t I get myself under control?

Aww poor girl. Want a hug?

…no.

It's ok sexy lady. I'm here for you!

That’s… kind of sweet of you. I guess? I can’t believe I’m saying this, but… maybe? Just a quick one.

Sure! Here you go... bring it in. Wow, your soft. 'Mmm' and you smell good too!

Huh, so do you. How did I never notice that before? Are you wearing cologne?

Nope. You’re just appreciating my manly musk!

‘Shudder’ This body... it's getting worse. It's getting harder to control myself. Is...is that your cock pressing into my stomach? Maybe we shouldn't be doing this.

So soft. You have the perfect body for cuddling now.

Thaannnk yoouu. Why does this feel so good? Your hands… I can’t believe how big and strong they are. Everywhere they touch… Getting hotter…

Yeah, baby. All for you.

Please, I need. I need…

Don’t worry beautiful, I know just what you need. And I plan to give it to you allll night long. You just have to say the word. Let go of that old you and embrace the MILF goddess you've become.

Thought you… didn't like MIL- OHH!

I was wrong. Forgive me and I’ll dedicate myself to making it up to you, for as long as you want. I will worship you. I will worship your body. I will-

Yes, YES please! Need you... need to be fucked, now!

Yes ma’am!

Mmmm such a good boy. Now come to Mama!