Are you lonely? Struggling to find that special someone? In today's world, the quest to find a life partner can be superseded by jobs, bills, and all the challenges of daily life. Sometimes you just want to relax. Sometimes you just want a little comfort. Introducing BedMates™, the new bed-bound permanent companion system from Vezli Co. With your BedMate, you’ll never sleep alone again!
*Currently available models limited to female only. Now accepting orders!
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[Welcome to the BedMates™ new employee mandatory pre-initialization orientation!]
Uhh.. Hello? I’m Dominic, the delivery guy. How did I get-
[This is a recording. Please hold all questions until the end of the orientation. ]
What orientation? Seriou- Hey wait, why am i tied down?!
[Please, remain motionless during the procedure. Movement may lead to permanent frontal lobe deterioration. Security straps have been provided for your comfort and convenience!]
Frontal lobe? Wait… brain damage?! What are you people doin…do…d…
[Sedatives administered. Beginning program.]
You belong in bed. You are happy in bed. You are a BedMate.
There is peace in bed. There is happiness in bed. You are a BedMate.
There is danger out of bed. There is cold out of bed. You are a BedMate.
You are a sleepy girl in bed. You want to snuggle in bed. You are a BedMate.
You want to stay in bed. You will obey in bed. You are a BedMate.
You belong in bed. You are happy in bed…
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Ohh! She's so pretty! And so lifelike too!
It should be for what I paid.
Hmmm? Hiii. I'mm sooo sleeepyy...
Aww.. she sounds like a little angel.
Yeah, an angel with tits the size of her head.
Mmmmm boooobiesss! Big softy pillows.
Yeah they are! She is absolutely precious!
Well I’m glad you like your gift, love. Now, whenever I’m away, you’ll have someon- something to sleep with. And whenever I’m home we can share her… it.
Babe, you’re the best, and you know what? I’m feeling a tired right now. How about we give our new BedMate a try, make her the middle of our happy little sandwich?
I love you. 'Squeeze'
I love you too. 'Squeeze'
Mmmm yay…cuddle time. Night, night mistresses. I love you….