Legends of Hyrule 4 - TG Caption

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Part 4

Link relaxed contentedly on the log, still coming down from her recent experience when she was rather rudely interrupted.

"WOOHOO! Encore, encore!"

"GAHH!" Link shouted and still foreign instincts caused her to cover her breasts, the motion sending her tumbling from her perch. "What th- Who’s there?"

"It’s just me dumb-dumb. Your friendly-ish neighborhood fairy." The fairy tilted her head. "Funny place for you to stop for a clam-jam if you don't want to be seen!” the fairy admonished as she flew closer. “Oh-ho-ho what do we have here? It looks like you got into some of that old bat’s horny brew, huh? Yeah, that would do it,” she finished with a smug grin.

"Horny brew…oh that stupid old…That’s it, I’m going back down there and I’m gonna…gonna get my money back!"

"You think so? Gonna get yourself transformed into a toad most likely, or a turd, or something else that starts with t and ends with d," she trailed off, looking around vacantly. "Anyway, that old lady is one part magic and two parts crazy! What is wrong with you? Why would you even drink something she gave you?"

"I was desperate, alright. I'm trying to change back into a guy."

"A guy? Wait… Holy crap! Link, is that you!? BAHAHAHA! WTF happened to you?" the fairy eventually asked after rolling around on the ground in spasms of laughter.

"It's a long story, and you can stop laughing. I got a magic bra from the Old Man and it turned me into a girl."

Wiping her eyes, the fairy replied, "That's not a long story, it's a stupid story. Why would you put on a magic bra you got from that creepy old bastard? You should stay away from him anyway, I think he has brain damage from too many potions or something."

"I think he's just a dick, that likes to yell a lot. Anyway, it's more armor than bra and- hey wait! Where are my clothes!?"

"You need some new duds? Fairy magic can help with that! Stand still and let me do my thing!"

"WHOA, wait! I’ve had enough magi-," she started, but it was too late.  Zipping around Link and making complicated motions in the air, the fairy concluded by firing a blast of light straight at her still exposed chest.

Link's world exploded with light and color and her body began to pull in on itself. Head and feet rushed towards the center while becoming smaller and smaller. For an instant, a teeny, tiny Link stood on thin air looking confused and adorable, before plummeting towards the far away ground. "AHHHHhhhh! STUPID FAIRY!" Right before impact, something on her back buzzed and she came to a stop, hovering immediately above the ground. The new muscles quickly grew tired and she dropped the rest of the way, landing on her butt. A butt that, despite her sudden and obvious shrinkage, feels even bigger than before. "What?" Link glanced around before looking down at her, once again, changed body. She’s naked, still, but her attention is stolen by the even larger chest she’s now sporting. "WHAT?!!" A giggle comes from behind and Link struggled with her new proportions as she tried and failed to stand.

"SON. OF. A. BITCH!!!"

"Pfft, you're nobody's son with those tits," the fairy muttered.

"GRRRRR!! What did you do!? Why am I tiny? And why do I have wings!? And why are my boobs even bigger!?!"

"Hmm…You mentioned something about cursed armor, right? That…could’ve had something to do with it? Maybe the magics interacted badly? I don’t really know, clothes and healing are more my thing. BUT, I know someone who is totally in to all this crazy magical-transformation-crap. Come on, it’s not far. we can go see them and get this all straightened out…probably."

"Fantastic. What could possibly go wrong?"

Part 5