Legends of Hyrule - TG Caption
Added 2023-02-20 03:57:58 +0000 UTCIT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
Uhh, ok, great...Wow, you're one loud old man. So, this is a nice bikini- thing, but maybe there’s been some mistake. What I really need is a weapon.
TAKE ANY ONE YOU WANT.
…from your pile of women's underwear? I was thinking a sword or bow or something. Where did you even get these?
SECRET IS IN THE TREE AT THE DEAD-END.
Well...that's not creepy. Seriously, I would settle for a boomerang or a slingshot. I really don’t want your, I hope, unused panties or a magic bra. And COULD YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN, I'm not deaf...yet.
I BET YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE MORE BOMBS.
YES! Finally! I'll take all of the bombs! Where are they?
GO TO THE NEXT ROOM.
Awesome! I’ll go t-wait, no, nooo…This isn’t like your creepy dead-end underwear tree is it?
SECRET POWER IS SAID TO BE
IN THE ARROW.
OH! MY! GOD! I! CAN! HEAR! YOU! And that had better not be a metaphor or euphemism or whatever. I do NOT want to know about your old-man dick!
...MASTER USING IT AND YOU CAN HAVE THIS.
PUT THAT THING AWAY!!!
LET'S PLAY MONEY MAKING GAME.
THAT'S IT, I'm out! And I’m taking your stupid magic...armor...bra-thing with me! 'CRASHCRASH'
PAY ME FOR THE DOOR REPAIR CHARGE.
F*** YOUR DOOR!!
