HORNY OMENS let me tempt you!
Added 2025-08-13 15:11:27 +0000 UTCCrowley is having a crisis while Aziraphale enjoys his oysters.
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They are so stupid. I couldnβt love them any more if I tried. Whelp.
TheBeezKneez
2025-10-07 22:45:14 +0000 UTCOh HO!! *click*
Alwysthere42
2025-08-20 19:42:48 +0000 UTCok so you NEEEEEED to read "not on the plants dear, we're British" - my first ever smutty crack fic and the entire "OYSTERS" scene. https://archiveofourown.org/works/22203073
ScrapHeapChallenge
2025-08-19 17:51:48 +0000 UTCLMAO!
Gleafer
2025-08-15 19:20:02 +0000 UTCfeeling very attacked by this and Iβm not sure which character Iβm referring to, but DEFINITELY feeling attacked
d_vallens
2025-08-15 16:55:10 +0000 UTCPoor Crowley π€£β€οΈ Aziraphale is doing that on purpose.
Stacey Hayes
2025-08-14 22:45:45 +0000 UTCAziraphale can be a bit demonic!
Gleafer
2025-08-14 01:38:00 +0000 UTCOh that poor horny snek!
GoodWhovian_14
2025-08-14 01:35:05 +0000 UTCI thought torture was more a demon thing.
Shelly
2025-08-14 01:14:30 +0000 UTC
