Pretty Self Explanatory Really

I don't even think I need to explain what's going on but just in case...

So there's this crab Bernie, right? He's fresh out of university with a business major but his passion has always been in mending clothing. It was what he wanted to do with his life but it pops is like "you need to think like a real man and get a steady job".

One diploma later, his pops is happy and now Bernie is free to do what he wants so what does he do? He opens a tailor shop right downtown.

This is it, he thinks. My life will go great from here!

To his credit, he was half right. His life was going great. He met a girl, fell in love, bought a house and now there's even a little Bernie on the way. The only problem is the tailor isn't doing well anymore.

See, about year ago, another smuck opens up a tailor shop one block away. And it's nothing but bad news for Bernie because not only is this new place cheaper but gets stuff out the door quicker.

How's a crab supposed to be able to compete with that, right?

Well, he gives it is all. He goes all in and keeps the shop open later. He's busting his ass trying to get through the order's quicker but what happens? His business is still declining.

Worst now because the operating cost shot through the roof with the new business hours and equipment he bought. Plus he's not home anymore so there's friction between he and the missus.

Well, to cut a long story short... About a month ago, Mrs. Bernie has had enough and calls it quit. Divorce papers served the same day that smuck down the block puts in a bid to buy out Bernie's tailor. 

His life in shambles, he goes out and does the only thing a failing, divorced crab tailor can do... he starts slashing woman's clothing to generate extra business for himself to save his business.

And that's how we get the images above.