381. Armageddon Criterion Closet (w/ Isaac Simpson
Added 2025-03-19 20:29:37 +0000 UTC
Very Irrésistible by Givenchy (2005) +
Michael Bay's The Rock (1996) and Armageddon (1998)
with Isaac Simpson of The Carousel
3/19/25 S7E18
Isaac is absolutely right, the Trump triumph is a kulak movement. Kulaks are the salt of the earth, and that is why the Commies hate them. Always love to see someone who was raised in an ultra-left environment get based. <3
Kitty Lunacy
2025-03-22 14:35:43 +0000 UTC
Oh this is soooo true. Women on-screen in the 90s and 2000s were gorgeous. The Claire Forlanis of the world need a resurgence in this decade.
Kitty Lunacy
2025-03-22 14:16:44 +0000 UTC
Fabulouso = Illegal Immigrant House White Genocide! Will steer clear!
Kitty Lunacy
2025-03-22 13:56:19 +0000 UTC
Blue Rose Dumb Bitch Juice love the description! <3
Kitty Lunacy
2025-03-22 13:51:42 +0000 UTC
Always love waiting for Jack throw down beautiful thoughts and words like the tablet of Ten Commandments from the cozy TPN mountaintop. <3
Kitty Lunacy
2025-03-22 13:42:46 +0000 UTC
It’s pagan po weh treeh
Madonna Ciccone Aleksandra Lois Kaputovich Schvitzamere
2025-03-22 04:50:37 +0000 UTC
“Well…any concluding thoughts?” Saddest words in all of podcastry
Jake
2025-03-21 23:07:36 +0000 UTC
Oh wild Isaac System on. I used to listen to Not A Huge Fan.
No
2025-03-21 16:06:35 +0000 UTC
The stranglehold that ‘I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing’ had on me as a 9-10 year old boy. I was obsessed. Still one of my favorite songs of all time. One of the greatest ever recorded and I’ll die on that hill!
Bryan
2025-03-20 22:19:55 +0000 UTC
The only criterion closest episode that felt somewhat sincere to me was the colin quinn one
Andrea
2025-03-20 20:12:33 +0000 UTC
Also nostalgic for real terrorism
Patrick
2025-03-20 17:00:53 +0000 UTC
Great episode
auhin4
2025-03-20 16:01:09 +0000 UTC
“I wanna name her Dottie, after my wife. She’s a vicious life-sucking bitch, from which there is no escape.” My Dad and I used to laugh our asses off at that when I was like 12. Still makes us crack up to this day. Great episode, boys.
D
2025-03-20 04:58:38 +0000 UTC
Good episode but I'm shocked that Deep Impact, Armageddon's twin impact disaster movie didn't get a mention
DW
2025-03-20 01:15:12 +0000 UTC
I love that CEO scene too and I love everything Mike White does including TPN appearances
Sash
2025-03-19 23:41:38 +0000 UTC
I agree about the dicks, it’s a total let down Jacob Isaacs being the most recent disappointment
Sash
2025-03-19 23:38:52 +0000 UTC
I watched Armegeddon so much as a kid…true cinema!
Sash
2025-03-19 23:23:04 +0000 UTC