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Bryan Johnson: Absolutely not a Vampire!

In this life-enhancing episode, Matt and Chris venture into the futuristic world of tech entrepreneur and biohacker Bryan Johnson, clarifying along the way that he’s not the ACDC frontman.

 They examine Johnson's Project Blueprint and 'Don't Die' movement—a quest for indefinite lifespan extension through supplements and lifestyle changes—and consider whether their apprehension means they are actually death lovers gorging themselves each day on death burgers and life-draining whiskey.

The decoders analyze his carefully crafted appearance and branding, considering how he presents himself as a revolutionary figure but in reality seems to be peddling some familiar tropes, along with a supplement line and some expensive blueberries. 

As usual, they consider the rhetorical moves, parasocial manipulations, and the likelihood for the lofty claims to become a reality.

One thing that is clear by the end: Bryan Johnson is certainly not a modern-day vampire.

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Comments

Great episode, fellas! Little known fact: in one of the earlier episodes you guys covered the guru: Bon "Scott" Adams, who was the previous singer and frontman of AC/DC, before Johnson. After recording the album "highway to Trumpistan" Bon-Scott grew tired of the fame and lifestyle that came with being a world renowned rock star, and he started longing for the leisurely life of a somewhat racist comic book writer instead, so he started the comic strip "Dilbert" which portrays the life of an office worker (a lifestyle of which he knew nothing, but often fantasised about). With multiple platinum winning albums, and grammy's under his belt, he has as of yet not received the Nobel price of literature for his genius social commentary.

Elias Bjaaland

I imagine the younger generations would not be too happy.

Linda Sears

Oh I've seen this Mohawk to! He looks terrible!

Emma

I saw a video of him with his girlfriend on a property recently with a mohawk

Lys

https://renuebyscience.com/all-pet-products/

Emma

Have you heard of the dog aging project? Also David Sinclair does feed his dogs NMN which I did with my old dog. Actually pet supplements seem to be the new frontier for vitamin companies!

Emma

But he still has some followers on the extreme fringe I think

Emma

I keep thinking of the Torchwood series when everyone on earth stops dying. The consequences were horrible.

Lina Neild Robinson

You want an Australian Guru... Pete Evans, although I get the impression cancellation actually made him less popular.

Lys

Thanks for this fun one, fellas! Nice & concise. Going by lyrics alone, the AC/DC Brian Johnson probably hasn’t much use for longevity protocols

Nancy Hale

You know, I think I have seen it.

Linda Sears

No. I’ll look it up!

Linda Sears

Chris' butchering of the Bilbo Baggins quote 😂

Alex H

No shame in losing to the best

Andreas Singer

That's a gross over simplification of the role of school lunches, at least in the US.

Trees

Hypothesis: this whole episode was voiced by an AI replica of Chris

Trees

I did a proper double-take at Matt saying Chris is his "erstwhile" co-host of the pod in the introduction there, like "what, did they get in a fight like some second-rate drama queen streamers or something?!"

Dries T.

Oh, and I don't really like chicken nuggets personally. But I do love fried chicken wings and fillet burgers. So much so that I had to quit for the sake of my health.

Matt

I've always wondered where the truth is in regards to chicken nuggets. Obviously, being deep fried, and often not 'fresh', they're going to be fairly nutritionally poor. But, they are an efficient use of the animal. I don't see anything inherently wrong with turning the less desirable bits of a carcass to paste, and making it into a more palatable item. The nutritional value of the non-choice cuts is still going to be high. That said, the hyper-palatability could contribute to overconsumption.

Matt

Your direction sounds way more fun.

Linda Sears

I think this was an overall weaker critique. The jury is still out on this guy for me. I definately dislike his revolutionary, world changing retoric and the supplement/foods peddling. But the actual stuff hes doing and promoting seems fairly legit. He does try stuff that there isn't great evidence for but he is usually upfront about that fact. Life expectancy in the UK is ~81 years. Its a fascinating hypothetical question: If you took a sample of thousands people and they lived lives perfectly optimised for longevity - i.e. perfect exercise, diet, sleep hygiene, social lives, no drugs/alcohol, some supplements etc.. And they did this consistently their whole lives. What would be the life expectancy difference? Obviously difficult to answer, but something in the range of 15-30 years doesn't seem outside the realm possibility to me. Personally, I am curious to see what this guy looks like in 25 years. Though sadly he is only one datapoint at the end of the day.

jp93k

Wait till they shout out to pee deedee

Idan Ca

Just been trying to resurrect a dead hard drive … Now if he could make THEM live a whole lot longer, hey!! Sign me up!!

Gavin Ryan

"Calling it death might be a bit of an overstretch"? If parents don't want their kids to eat bready potatoey oily cheese foods, they can pack a lunch for them instead of paying the schools to feed them.

JustTheWorstEver

Yeah, what about driving and other forms of transportation? Certainly they add a few microdeaths each.

brianshmrian

This guy is (part of) why those of us who were in San Francisco in the 90s or prior call it the ‘dot bomb’

Monica B.

Cultish vibes and pseudo-science aside, I don't think I fundamentally disagree with Bryan Johnson's core premise. Whenever I read debates about longevity online, there seems to be a very common opinion that death is somehow essential to the human experience, or that anyone who would want to live twice as long or ten times as long as the current human lifespan has some kind of mental illness. I'm not sure who's crazier, a Bryan Johnson type, or the type of person who denies that any amount of life extension is desirable. I'm also not a fan of the focus on his physical appearance. Our evolved intuitions and cultural norms telling us that something looks "unhealthy" or "creepy" isn't always going to be a good signal of what is actually healthy based on objective measures of health. Maybe in 100 years everyone is going to look like him, or maybe not, but we shouldn't assume that we know what an ideally healthy human looks like.

Erik Fast

Lady when you go away / I feel like I could die / Not like dye like your hair is dyed / But die like Lady Di / And not like Di like her name is Di / But die like when she died / Ooh, be my princess tonight / But don’t die. Don’t die. No way. — Ricky Gervais singing to Marge Simpson

Mark K

Fascinating episode! I realize that I am deeply curious about this character, being a bit of a health nut myself, but diametrically opposed to Bryan Johnson. Most of my health practices are related to being outdoors, eating local food, being a friendly neighbour and measuring nothing whatsoever. I truly believe that you can live to 100 years old that way, because my grand-parents did it So, Johnson and I are running in opposite directions towards the same goal.

Jean-François Melançon

God damn you are right!

Christopher Kavanagh

Ohhh did you see Bad Vegan??!!

Liz Tily

Why does he keep saying school lunch?

Liz Tily

Lol I finally got my shout out only to be outdone by Deep Dick Chopra

James P.

join the app and live forever

Dada de Broglie

I think you are correct!

Julie

I think a new guru for pets living longer would get traction. Given how much I love my dogs, I’d fall for it.

Linda Sears

Does Dr. K work for the death, because listening his podcast reduces my life by 2-3 hours?

commutercomputer

Isn't death sticks from attack of the clones... It's a trap!

Rufus Evans

Thanks, another fun and interesting report from areas of the internet which I don't frequent myself. 😄 The "death sticks" scene in Star Wars must have been Episode 2, released in 2002. So nowhere near the 70s.

Roland Weber

Been waiting for you to talk about this guy 👏🏼

emmajane

Maybe he already has. He does have a bit of a Dorian Grey look in some of his more fopish outfits

Emma

As bad as this guy is, his background music choices might be the worst thing about him. I’m picturing he got it from a public domain album called ‘sounds to sell snake oil’

Ben Holland

oooor sitting for a supernatural oil painting?

S Alexandra

Has he considered living in a bubble to avoid all sources of death? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

S Alexandra

‘He looks like butter stretched over too much bread’ - 9/10

john statham

Worryingly I work from home 80% of the time, but my mornings are much the same as this. I make a new resolution to become a morning person at least once a month...

Emma

I know it’s not a Dr K video, but since you mentioned it at the start, had to express my mild rage

S Alexandra

Not sure about this one. Dude's an utter nutjob, don't get me wrong. But shaming schools that feed fries and pizza to our children... Not the worst message. Calling it death or die might be a bit of an overstretch but still. I really wanted to hate this guy but I listening to his interview with Dr Mike (not israetel, the other one) surprised me. Again: still a nutter but not quite as bad as I had expected. Compared to that interview, his views seem to have gotten more extreme though. Maybe another one who just gets increasingly extreme until maybe he totally falls of a cliff.

Chomagerider

I read the medical board reprimand for Dr K which is linked from his wikipedia page. Its more irresponsible than i initially assumed, skin-crawling stuff. To think Dr K is claiming he is vindicated - when he has legally consented (acknowledged) he engaged in conduct that undermines public confidence in the medical profession… its just infuriating.

S Alexandra

Well that was surprisingly wholesome compared with recent content. A genuine snake oil salesman.

Nina Davies

YOU CAN FIND THE SNOOZE BUTTON? Please educate me

Grey Blob

These are my morning protocols: I like to press the snooze button approximately 12 times. I find this provides my mornings with a blood chilling terror as I realise I have over****ingslept again. Then I like to combine making toast with cleaning my teeth, for additional hand to eye co-ordination. I find its important to shave too quickly, and badly. This allows patches of skin to rest from shaving while throughly exfoliating others. I take a miniworkout every morning by sprinting to the station. I do not warm up, and often do this with my shirt buttoned up wrong. This allows my joints to ache all day, and adds more adrenaline on frosty days. At work I ensure to check my email first, that way I start my day both distracted and frustrated.

Ymirsdreams

I watched this grifter goo boi for 15 seconds on a YouTube video and was instantly annoyed.

Roscoe 112

He’s definitely a lizard wearing human skin.

Kelley


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