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Ranking the Gurus

Since we have been doing this for a while we thought it might be fun to have a light-hearted tier-ranking video of all the previous decoding figures.

So find our tier ranking and discussion attached, and play along at home if you like at this link: https://tiermaker.com/create/modern-gurus-17331102

Editor Andy will make a nicer version in a while so consider this the early raw cut with no fancy editing!

Ranking the Gurus

Comments

S = sigma, right?

BZ00000

Moon was an outlier, so I think you’re okay not including him. Although it would be funny to see his face sitting beside Brand’s.

Linda Sears

To be fair to Sam, anyone who emails to ask for a free sub because they can’t afford one gets it. That’s pretty poor profiteering.

Gavin Boyter

God damn it

Christopher Kavanagh

Oh, yeah. I wasn’t saying being left or right made someone a guru, just that his ability to convince his followers that he *is* of the left is illustrative of his skill *as* a guru. Unlike most of the other people you cover, he actually offers a path to spiritual and moral enlightenment (albeit through a paid podcast and an app, rather than a back and mortar cult). The profiteering thing you are right, I just mean that a lot of the others need to do the protesting more, so being super rich matters because you don’t need to do it. Same thing with Musk, he doesn’t sell supplements and actively squanders money to secure power/influence, but he is still in S.

Intergalactic Panda Wrangler

Fair enough

Reinert

I concur. Harris has a talent for making hysterical ideas sound reasonable.

David Noble

Would love to hear more about what Matt has to say about Russell Brand

Níall Faughnan

Excessive profiteering isn’t to do with how wealthy you are. And guru-ness isn’t determined by whether you are right wing politically. That said after discussion with Matt we did come down on B, 😉.

Christopher Kavanagh

Self aggrandisement? He literally thinks he has transcended the self. Profiteering? He is certainly among the richest of the gurus discussed (although a lot of that is inherited), and once his followers became dedicated enough, made his podcast subscriber only, and now charges his disciples $20 a month to learn to think like him and become enlightened. Conspiracy proneness? He thinks all institutions have been ‘captured’ by the woke left conspiracy and is still talking about lab leak. That also speak to antiestablishmentarianism. Cassandra complex? He has been predicting (incorrectly) that there will be and claiming (incorrectly) that there is a Muslim take over in Europe for around two decades. These are only some examples, but his greatest skill as a guru is convincing people that none of this counts, that he is liberal or even ‘of the left’, and that he is, in some way, special. He isn’t any of those things. He is, in my view, the quintessential secular guru.

Intergalactic Panda Wrangler

And Reverend Moon, the angry duck.

Linda Sears

He is a mixed bag. Some of the elements you mention he indeed scores quite highly on, but on others I'd say he's rather middling compared to the likes of Peterson, like with regards to self-aggrandizement, Cassandra complex, conspiracy proneness, profiteering, antiestablishmentarianism. I haven't done any careful analysis but I'd land on a C probably.

Reinert

Need to cover more mid gurus to achieve that proper distribution curve!

Nancy Hale

No way! He is B at least. Grievance monger 10/10, cultivating in group/out group among follower 10/10 (I am sure this is why his podcast became subscriber only), he has a meditation app in which he offers access to revelations that will make you agree with him, and people lap it up. Despite all the many problems with his thinking, his galaxy brainness, his misrepresentations of his expertise and so on, even people in this group still listen to him and take him seriously. Of all the people you cover, perhaps with the exception of Peterson, he is the closest to running an actually successful cult 😂

Intergalactic Panda Wrangler

He’s in the illusory space between C and D which is a tribe of his own

Kurt Ressler

*morally confused

Mike Dawson

Dawkins and Wright missing too

Richard Hardy

An Irish cognitive anthropologist and an Australian psychologist walk into a ranking system… 🤣 You guys are my favs… so entertaining! Tiers of laughter. ‘O’ for awesome! Also I literally had a nightmare with Russel Brand in it after listening to that latest clip so that’s bad: he is THE WORST GURU AND MOST ANNOYING AND OFFENSIVE IDIOT OF ALL TIME (sorry, that was a bit shouty). 🥸

Desma

You're confused. He has no tribe.

True Brexit Geezer

Anti Islam or anti Muslims?

lun

She gets bonus points for being a YouTuber. Dennett and Bregman also seem less likely to get caught up in public interpersonal drama or to have very committed fans.

Christopher Kavanagh

In other orders of business: https://tiermaker.com/create/ultraman-kaiju-creatures-243928

Ymirsdreams

I think the only one I would disagree with is Contrapoints. If she is D tier because she formulates theories then Dennett and Bregman would be D also. So would any philosopher or economist... but then DtG's infamous philosopher *hatred* would probably be fine with calling them all gurus.

David Noble

One thing missing from the commentary that matters to me is either antisemitism, anti Islam, and anti lgbt levels. But I still loved this refresher. Thanks for putting it together.

Awakening Wonk

Clearly, he is in a tribe of his own.

Linda Sears

I think you need to sort them based on the gurumeter scores and see how close you got!

Graham Clarke

Bret leaving his wife in the dust. Are you sure it's not on account of Bret talking the most like Chris does? Maybe she's the full professor of the relationship

Adam Sher

Agh he was there! But I tried to replace his image with a square one and seems I deleted it! I think we would put him in C or D class.

Christopher Kavanagh

Sam Harris?

Thomas

It's about time!

Rufus Evans

A tier list! You're finally a real YouTube channel.

Duncan


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