Update: it's brown and it needs a name
Added 2025-07-26 00:28:27 +0000 UTCThis is undoubtedly the most time effort that has ever gone into a visual gag. Should I have spent three (and a half) entire workdays on this? Debatable. But it happened.
And rather than simply leave it like this, I want to get decals made where we'll give it a fake brand. I say "we" because I want your suggestions!
In the comments below, please give me your best fake brand name for this ridiculous thing. Not looking for a logo - just a name. It could be a play on brown, a play on lift, or something entirely different! In a few days I'm going to pick my top five and then I'll run a poll for y'all to decide a winner!
I'll be doing another livestream before the month is out, but I haven't settled on a date yet - I'll post a link once I know what the coming week looks like.
Comments
Brownjack (a play on "blackjack ")
Steve Atherton
2025-11-16 22:54:50 +0000 UTC"Up and Brown"
Daniel Opdahl
2025-11-11 15:05:01 +0000 UTCVertimove! Because it moves thing vertically!
Andrea Cervesato
2025-10-02 19:23:12 +0000 UTCego lifter
Allan Pitanga
2025-10-01 22:35:52 +0000 UTCSpecial Project Uppies. SPU - what can you do for brown?
Paul Augustad
2025-09-13 19:17:03 +0000 UTCJack Browner™
Rudolf Vlasits
2025-08-22 03:39:37 +0000 UTCSir Liftalot.
Tomi Flemming
2025-08-06 14:04:49 +0000 UTCgoin' thru the motions
Mike OReilly
2025-07-30 10:37:50 +0000 UTCLifty McLiftyface, the newest contraption from Lift-o-face Corp.
Ben
2025-07-30 09:27:16 +0000 UTC
