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The future of male entertainment

Female androids, with their never-tired, always-enthusiastic programming, could offer men the ultimate no-drama companionship. Want a girlfriend who laughs at your jokes (because she’s coded to), never argues, and comes with customizable personalities? "Siri, but make her flirty."

Sure, critics will call it dystopian, but let’s be real—some men already prefer video game waifus. The real question? Whether androids will replace women or just become the deluxe edition of inflatable competition. Either way, dating apps may soon have a "Are you human?" checkbox.


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