Squishing Ants

What’s the point of a goddess other than being an anomaly to the natural order of things? Worst of all, she’s a mockery and an affront to femininity, a caricature blown out of proportion in every way. It’s not like every fan of ours thinks of us this way. Nonetheless, the original point still stands! So here’s the plan:

Firstly, no clothing (because fuck you). We can’t allow unnecessary weight or materials because we need to be as nimble and agile as possible to dodge anything. First, we knock her off her feet. We dodge when a foot descends and then we latch on like fleas. Every step will be slow as long as she doesn’t notice us. When she falls over, we all climb her body. Will millions of us overwhelm her weight? Hardly. It’s doubtful that even a billion could get close but that's not the point regardless. On her body, we’ll all split up to attack weak spots in order to ultimately overwhelm and sedate her. Eyes for her sense of vision, ears for her hearing, nose for her senses, pits for…well, and many of us will attack various areas of skin with all our might to itch and irritate every part of her divine body that we’re able to, further disorienting her and her counter pokes (literally). She has to be too slow to squish all of us at once after all, right? Then, and if we can’t destroy her physically, many of the smartest amongst us will enter the nose of the unconscious deity, infiltrate her brain and hope to control her from the inside to where we’ll then-and she noticed us and that’s more than half of us flattened under her mere weight. Scram!

Poor Isabelle in particular though. She became the very kind of micro she’d give special island tours to, and this wasn’t even her first rodeo with a goddess especially when she got-…actually, you know what? It’s more likely she doesn’t hate her smushed predicament after all. Curse the power of being able to commission anything you want…

Commission for https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kingkkralex/
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