Stick Shift
Added 2024-07-06 21:04:14 +0000 UTC"This is the best job man..."
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Hey I’ve been an Uber driver for 5 years. Why can’t I have a fare like this?!? The closest I’ve come to this was these two drunk chicks propositioning me, which I of course declined due to their intoxication, my relationship (which we’re about to have our 17th anniversary in a couple weeks), and the fact that I hadn’t had any pu**y in 20+ years (from this current point in time). They kept talking about how good my truck smelled and that it smelled like cotton candy, which I thought was funny. But again my (rephrased) question being…where’s the dick at?!?
ZolAfterDark
2024-07-18 11:23:30 +0000 UTCGod damn where are Uber drivers like this when you need them man!!
Defective
2024-07-07 05:17:31 +0000 UTCgod. the slight belly overhang is more lewd to me than the dick. I am feeling so normal :)))
SomeNamelessDouche
2024-07-07 00:04:15 +0000 UTC
