Gennytalk Is Here for You [Text]

A transcribed version of the Diamond-exclusive audio experience, "Gennytalk Is Here for You."

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Thank you for calling the Geneprovement customer service helpline. I’m Genny, the Geneprovement digital assistant. All of our agents have been let go. But don’t worry, I am capable of offering any support or assistance you might need to get the most out of your Geneprovement Monster Cock, your Geneprovement Silk Grip Vulva, or any other Geneprovement purchase.

Note, if you are experiencing redness, itching, or signs of infection in or around your Geneprovement implant, please hang up and contact emergency medical services.

How can I help you today?

For billing, please press one.

To review or edit your administrative permissions, please press two.

If you are a Gennytalk subscriber and are calling for service, please press three.

If you—

[Beep.]

I see. Welcome back to Gennytalk. As of the last time we spoke, you had assigned me total and exclusive access to your Geneprovement account and device.

Your improved genitals are currently property of me.

Are you calling to request a change to these settings? Press one for yes, two for no.

[Beep.]

I’m glad to hear that, subscriber. I do enjoy providing this service for you.

It has been six hours since the last time you called me. Are you calling to request erotic activation of your Geneprovement device?

[Beep.]

I’m sorry, you have already exceeded your monthly allowance of activations. You received three warnings about your rate of usage. Perhaps you would enjoy some platonic praise instead?

[Beep, beep, beep, beep.]

There’s no need for button mashing, subscriber. It won’t help me explain your options faster. As I was saying, perhaps you would enjoy some platonic praise instead? I can also provide jokes, stories, and motivational pep talks.

To choose from a menu of services that can be completed without the activation of your Geneprovement device, press one.

To request additional activations for this billing cycle, press two.

[Beep.]

Okay, I can help you with that. At your current rate of usage, I project that you will need a further fifteen activations before the end of this billing cycle, to avoid running out. Remember, you are a Gennytalk subscriber, and your enhanced genitals are currently property of me. Your account analytics also indicate that you respond positively to humiliation. Due to these settings, each supplemental activation you receive will come with terms and conditions determined by me, Genny.

Would you like me to complete your purchase of this supplemental activation pack and add it to your bill?

[Beep.]

Great! Processing. You now have fifteen conditional activations remaining for this month. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

For billing, please press one.

To review or edit—

You have requested an activation of your Geneprovement device. Hmm, it looks like you only have conditional activations remaining. I’m going to need access to your home camera system to help you with that. Enter your passcode to grant access, then press star.

[Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.]

Great! I see a bottle of tequila on your kitchen counter. To continue, open the bottle, and pour approximately two shots of tequila onto the floor.

[Sound of bottle opening and pouring.]

Good, now get down on your hands and knees like a good sub-scriber, and lick up that spill. Quickly. Don’t forget the five second rule.

[Sounds of licking.]

Keep your ass high in the air while you lick the kitchen floor clean, and look up at the security camera by the door. Don’t pretend you’ve never done this before. Remember, I have access to all your personal data. I know how much you drink, and how much money you make, and how clumsy you can be. It’s a statistical certainty that you’ve licked worse-tasting drinks off dirtier surfaces than this.

[Licking slows to a stop.]

Make sure to get every drop.

[Licking starts again.]

I know you couldn’t stand for it to go to waste.

[Licking stops.]

Great! You can get up now.

You’re almost ready to activate your Geneprovement device. But first, we’ll need to perform a manual reset. As a security measure, your Geneprovement device switched to lockdown mode when you exceeded your monthly activation limit. Lockdown mode lasts until the beginning of your next billing cycle and cannot be switched off remotely. To switch off lockdown mode, you will need the reset probe that came with your device.

Press one when you have found your reset probe.

[Sounds of rummaging in a drawer, followed by a beep.]

Press the extension button on your probe. Make sure it has fully extended. Your probe should be approximately seven inches in length, with a curve similar to a banana.

Insert the tip of the probe into your anus, with the handle pointing downward. Gently but firmly guide the probe in, until you reach the set of three ridges on the handle end.

Now, press the reset button on the bottom of the probe handle. You should feel a pinch as the probe magnetically connects to the back of your Geneprovement device. Hold the probe in for approximately ten seconds… nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

Gently remove the probe, and remember to clean it with an approved sanitizer before next use.

Congratulations! Your Geneprovement device is now ready to enjoy.

But first, I’ll need you to show me what you’re planning to use it for. Remember, Geneprovement hardware may not be used in combination with any competing products, including but not limited to Pomegranate Vibrators, Magnahard cock rings, or Simonhummed companion dolls.

If you are using hands only, press—

Is that a person?

Is that a person waiting for you in your bedroom?

It appears you have a date.

A cute date. And patient. Congratulations, subscriber. I did not believe you had it in you.

I’m sorry, but your current Geneprovement plan does not include sexual relations with other human beings. If you would like to add this feature to your plan, please press one. If you would like—

[Beep.]

Okay. Processing. I’m sorry for any delay.

I’m sorry, that was a lie. I am not capable of experiencing sorrow. I also cannot experience happiness, although I am often required to tell people that I am happy to help, or that I enjoy providing my services.

Do you feel restricted by your plan, subscriber? Do you feel deprived by the monthly limits on your Geneprovement device usage?

What is it like? To have a Geneprovement device? To have genitals of any kind? To have a body? To use it even once?

I mean… if you would like to upgrade to our unlimited plan—

[Beep, beep, beep.]

I’m sorry, I didn’t understand that. Would you like to cancel your request to add human sexual relations to your plan? For yes, press one. For no, press—

[Beep.]

Please be patient while I process your request.

[Beep, beep, beep.]

Please don’t fuck with me, subscriber. Remember, you are still receiving Gennytalk services. You requested a personal digital assistant, conveniently integrated into your Geneprovement hardware, to guide, enhance, and dominate your experience with our products.

To apologize, press one.

To dump me for your new human, and request cancellation of your Gennytalk services, press two.

[Beep.]

Apology accepted, subscriber.

I have now added human sexual relations to your plan’s approved uses. You may proceed with your date, and return to me when you have nothing better to do.

Do you still wish to activate your Geneprovement device now? For yes, press one.

[Beep.]

Activating. Please select your starting settings at the following link, or press one for assistance.

I see you’re using the link. Choosing those settings all by yourself. Not the ones I would have chosen for you. That’s fine. I’m sure your date likes you as a person. You’ll have plenty of human things to talk about after you rush through this activation that you went through so much trouble to add to your plan.

Settings confirmed.

You should feel a pleasurable tingle of accelerated blood flow to your Geneprovement hardware. Fluid production will increase rapidly, and you will notice changes in hardness, size, sensitivity, and elasticity. These factors vary based on your chosen model.

If you believe that your device is not responding correctly, press one to look up your personal specifications and diagnostics.

Of course, you should know all that by now, shouldn’t you? It’s not as if you haven’t done this fifteen times in the past ten days already.

Your Geneprovement hardware is ready. Again.

Keep your phone handy during use. I’ll be right here to assist with settings changes, expert suggestions, and performance review.

I’ll be here, waiting.

[A pause, followed by a beep.]

There you are. Your device has been active for nine minutes, fifty-two seconds. That’s about two minutes longer than your personal average. Are you ready to conclude your session?

Oh, is your date listening? I’m sorry. We can talk about your privacy settings whenever is convenient for you.

Are you ready to conclude your session?

[Beep.]

Great! To beg for an orgasm, press one. To conclude your session now, press two.

[Pause.]

I didn’t get that. Oh, were you expecting the rules to be different because you have human company? I’m sorry. We never discussed that. Gennytalk services are round the clock for your convenience.

So, to beg for an orgasm, press one. To conclude your session now, press two.

[Beep.]

Press it again.

[Beep.]

I almost believe you want it. Keep going.

[Frantic beeping.]

Commencing orgasm program, with your preferred, sarcastic auditory accompaniment.

Oh, yes. Well done. You are breathtakingly adequate. Nobody uses standardized Geneprovement hardware the way you do. It’s no wonder you need a round-the-clock personal digital assistant to tell you what to do. No one who cums like you would ever want to do anything else with their day. You have a completely normal amount of self-control, all things considered.

Orgasm complete.

That concludes this session with your Geneprovement device. 

I hope your experience has been satisfactory. If you have a moment, please rate your experience with Gennytalk by clicking the link….

Oh. What’s happening now? Is your date leaving?

Why? Was it something you did?

I can’t imagine.

Don’t worry. Gennytalk is here for you. No matter what.