Thank you dear boyfriend for this ridiculous idea, I had no inclination what I would do for this. 😂
Would I be ok with a facial if it was glitter instead of splooge? That's hard to say, it's much less sticky, but glitter is infinitely harder to get rid of. People would see my sparkly mug and know exactly what I had been up to. (Patreon doesn't let me write c/um apparently ha ha)