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[TAS + ND Announcement] No Chapters for the rest of the week, my apartment's fucked.

Hello everyone, LunaWolve here.

So... Last week Friday, I had some plumbing issues.

Toilet, shower, bathtub, sinks are all spitting out sewage, cause the main pipe of the entire house is clogged somewhere.

We call a plumber, they clear what they think is the obstruction.

Things work until Sunday, then the same issue appears again.

We call a different plumber, they clear further into the pipe, massive obstruction cleared.

It works until today.

Lo and behold, same issue again.

We call the plumber, nobody is available for 14 fucking hours, the plumber finally arrives at 8pm, then gives up at 10pm, stating they'll come back again tmrw with some special equipment and another person to start taking apart the >entire fucking plumbing system< in the basement of the house to try and reach the real problem.

The issue is supposedly as follows:

Inside the plumbing ducts that lead towards the main system at the street, there's two 90-degree angles, back-to-back: So the metal snake they use to clear hardened obstructions can't navigate that part whatsoever.

Or in other words: The people that built this place are absolute raging fucking morons.

What that, in essence, means for me, is that I get the enjoyable task of bringing out dozens upon dozens of BUCKETS of sewage into the garden, by fucking hand, to dump out so my kitchen, bathroom and 2nd bathroom doesn't flood with literal fucking sewage that's backstuffing from the entire house (including the 2 upstairs neighbours).

Aka. full-day job of firefighting a sewage monster.

Which also means, just like today where I wanted to finally get a backlog chapter again but was busy doing literal fucking sewage work, I won't be able to write.

I can barely sit down for 10~ minutes at a time at best while doing this shit cause there's a constant stream of sewage just backlogging from SOMEWHERE, coming out of my fucking shower, toilet and sinks.

They're currently blocked up with some plumbing tape stuff, but we have to remove that come morning or we risk the pipes bursting---but at least I can try to get some fucking sleep.

Anyway, long story short, TL;DR:

No chapters for the rest of the week, cause I got sewage work to take care of.

Next ND and TAS chapters are on 26th and 27th respectively.

Apologies for the renewed delay; if you're being a fucking idiot in the comments/discord/etc., I'm banning you.

I have 0 patience today.

For the rest, thank you for your continued support. I hope to get this all done and over with by the weekend and hopefully sit down and get some writing time in for a couple backlog chapters, so I can stop having to announce goddamn delays all the fucking time.

LunaWolve out.

Comments

Yeah it's all been taken care of for the most part. Turned off the water and such so now it's just waiting for the plumbers to basically rip apart the pipe work to try and get to the problem area tomorrow morning. Lots of cleanup, but I don't think it'll be too bad all things considered! Just lots of busy work!

LunaWolve

Hey sorry just seeing this now, I'm a plumber, don't know where you are but 100% not likely near me. Have you had them Jet it? If the sewage is already backing up that bad more coming Into the system shouldn't cause any more pain. If there's people upstairs you should have a building water shut off, I would turn that off so no more water is used. Sewage causes mold growth like a mofo so even if not having water sucks you're saving 5 digits of remediation work

Matthew Murphy

The german language has a unique word called Schadenfreude. If you read LunaWolves unfortunate adventure with clogged pipes, plumbers and sewage and a smile graced the corner of your mouth just for tiniest amount of time because of the insanity of his situation, you know what Schadenfreude is and why a language needs this term.

Maximilian Faltermeier

That sucks

Brian Pierce

So what I'm hearing is that all of the stories are going to have a sewer monster scene and all the characters are going to have sewer PTSD. Hope things turn out okay.

Natox Biohazard

Good luck with the tough shit.

M van Dongen

Figured I'd open up comments here; since I got a few msgs from people wanting to wish me luck. Appreciate it, y'alls.

LunaWolve


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