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Missy's Cousin

Hello Beautiful,

I often get asked for DILF type audios, although I feel like I give off more "fun uncle" vibes.

So for everyone who keeps sending me paternity tests in the mail, I'm unfortunately not a DILF in this audio.

However, I feel like I'm giving you the next best thing!

I've also been doing lots of audios with established relationships lately, so if you've been craving a meet cute and some romantic tension then I think you'll like this one.

Or, if you like giving a man toppius so sloppius he has to cover his mouth as to not moan too loudly, then I think you'll like this one.

Or or, if you're a hold the moan girlie yourself who likes to be held down and told to [redacted] like a [redacted] until a large headed man [redacted] all over you, then I think you'll like this one,

Or or or, if you just like being hand fed sweets in a dimly lit kitchen, then I think you'll like this one.

Make You Nuggies Later,

Aa

(Also, I'm trying a new feature where you, yes you, can make short clips of this audio to share with people? I don't know if anyone will use it or if it's even a good idea LOL. But I thought it'd be fun to try with this one.)

Comments

I think this is my favourite meet cute so far 🫣

Ceia

Ok this was amazing!!! Personally I love a strangers to lovers/friends to lovers more than an established relationship fantasy so this was a treat!! Also you can be a little degrading anytime that’s coolcoolcool 🥹😮‍💨

Rose

i actually can’t think of anything rn but thank you🙏 this was soooo cutesy and the buildup👩‍🍳💋 love a good story and breathy moans 🫡

Neverhere

The idea of clipping audios to share with friends like the morning news is absolutely sending me.

LeeDeaux

Yess obsessed with this one! It’s so good!

Danielle

As a member of the uglier ones I truly relate to that tart

JammyJam

SPEAK VALENTINA! ALLY!!!

mya marie

Talk about an instant classic, anybody else listen to this an inappropriate amount of times already??

Keana

i swear people say this in my daily life and i panic immediately

mya marie

It would’ve worked on me in that situation, I’m horrified to say 🫣

Chantal

Crying🤣🤣

Tamia

Doing the classic PMS combo of an entire pint of ice cream + some audio erotica, but the plan went astray as soon as the smothering started. I got distracted & when I next looked down, I had a tub of completely melted Ben & Jerry's on my lap 😭

Anna G

Not him saying he is an ally!😂

Italia

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [verified listener] One of the best audios to date. The full package— Meet cute? CHECK. Got me giggling and kicking my feet and shit. Good with kids? DOUBLE CHECK. The slow and natural progression with some subtle flirting, soft gazes over specially made desserts that turns into kisses and a steamy hook up with a potential second date? YOU BET. Moaning desperately into the pillows and the quiet excited whispering? PHENOMENAL. Replay button? Broken. Worth the wait. This was such a cute and intimate audio, I honestly felt like I was intruding on their private time being like ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! LMAO

PAT ✰

One of my favorites!! We up!! 🤸🏾‍♀️

Tamia

Happy Birthday!!

Italia

certified hood classic 🫡 this was something special and at some points it got NASTY as fuck jesus christ….

kendall roy

Will be clipping this for both the besite & bookclub group chat bc they need this in their lives- new feature is def getting used ☝️

Summer

Ok so. Woah. Don’t know what was in bros water this day but he put SOMETHING in this script good god 🤭🤭

Cc

YESSSS THE TORONTO SCHOOL OF CIRCUS ARTS BIT IS BACK !!!

Cc

man who is good with kids 🙏🙏🙏🙏 YEEESSSSS

Cc

“cumming all over you” oh i missed this tag

gina

this was something different 😩 i needed this to pick me up for the rest of the week 🙏🏾

Omi

if i developed a "fun uncle" kink after this one im sending you my therapy bill 🤡

Amano

Haven't even listened yet but I'm cracking up by the way he wrote this 😭.

Lyse

Perfect birthday gift for me! I'll listen after my party!🥳

Jadzia

i had an autoshop mechanic say “cool cool cool” to me in response and i literally short circuited. i was so glad it was over the phone because i felt myself blushing🙈

Neverhere

holy heck even reading the description is making my mouth water LMAO cant wait to listen to another banger 🧌🤓

rasberry🎀🫶

Aas begging and holding the moan is so satisfying to hear. It just scratches a certain itch for me. 😝😌 Also, "you're judging them before you even taste them, and that isn't fair to the uglier ones" legit made me laugh out loud.

Dollface

I can’t remember exactly what you were doing during the most recent PP stream, but I do remember commenting “it’s giving uncle”. 😂 Can’t wait to listen later.

Linny

AYYYOOOO!🫨 i can absoLUTEly do some good with a DILF/UILF😂! #jorkinmypeanits 🤪

jessiem

Even though it isn’t a DILF audio, I still feel my DILF dreams have somewhat came true so a wins a win Oh my goodness wait, I just started listening to it and my dreams of the funcle/DILF picking up a child from care or somewhere have come true.

tobesokaylee

Babe ur posting on a school night! I got work tomorrow! But am listening regardless

gorlwhatthefawk

Seriously! Idk why "toppius so sloppius" peaked my attention the way it did, but I'm locked in.

Tangerine

I’m so upset I have to wait to listen till later because it got me HOOKED 🤣

PAT ✰

This summary is so damn compelling, it’s worthy of a Substack publication.

Chantal

LADIES THE “cool cool cool” IS BACK we’re so powerful forreal

B 🖤

Omg yes!!! And that feature sounds amazing for conveniently introducing your content to others!

Lexi


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