Missy's Cousin
Added 2024-08-27 21:29:49 +0000 UTCHello Beautiful,
I often get asked for DILF type audios, although I feel like I give off more "fun uncle" vibes.
So for everyone who keeps sending me paternity tests in the mail, I'm unfortunately not a DILF in this audio.
However, I feel like I'm giving you the next best thing!
I've also been doing lots of audios with established relationships lately, so if you've been craving a meet cute and some romantic tension then I think you'll like this one.
Or, if you like giving a man toppius so sloppius he has to cover his mouth as to not moan too loudly, then I think you'll like this one.
Or or, if you're a hold the moan girlie yourself who likes to be held down and told to [redacted] like a [redacted] until a large headed man [redacted] all over you, then I think you'll like this one,
Or or or, if you just like being hand fed sweets in a dimly lit kitchen, then I think you'll like this one.
Make You Nuggies Later,
Aa
(Also, I'm trying a new feature where you, yes you, can make short clips of this audio to share with people? I don't know if anyone will use it or if it's even a good idea LOL. But I thought it'd be fun to try with this one.)
Comments
I think this is my favourite meet cute so far 🫣
Ceia
2024-08-29 19:46:45 +0000 UTCOk this was amazing!!! Personally I love a strangers to lovers/friends to lovers more than an established relationship fantasy so this was a treat!! Also you can be a little degrading anytime that’s coolcoolcool 🥹😮💨
Rose
2024-08-29 09:09:52 +0000 UTCi actually can’t think of anything rn but thank you🙏 this was soooo cutesy and the buildup👩🍳💋 love a good story and breathy moans 🫡
Neverhere
2024-08-29 02:07:52 +0000 UTCThe idea of clipping audios to share with friends like the morning news is absolutely sending me.
LeeDeaux
2024-08-28 22:40:33 +0000 UTCYess obsessed with this one! It’s so good!
Danielle
2024-08-28 18:43:21 +0000 UTCAs a member of the uglier ones I truly relate to that tart
JammyJam
2024-08-28 17:18:47 +0000 UTCSPEAK VALENTINA! ALLY!!!
mya marie
2024-08-28 17:15:04 +0000 UTCTalk about an instant classic, anybody else listen to this an inappropriate amount of times already??
Keana
2024-08-28 16:45:20 +0000 UTCi swear people say this in my daily life and i panic immediately
mya marie
2024-08-28 16:34:18 +0000 UTCIt would’ve worked on me in that situation, I’m horrified to say 🫣
Chantal
2024-08-28 13:57:12 +0000 UTCCrying🤣🤣
Tamia
2024-08-28 13:57:12 +0000 UTCDoing the classic PMS combo of an entire pint of ice cream + some audio erotica, but the plan went astray as soon as the smothering started. I got distracted & when I next looked down, I had a tub of completely melted Ben & Jerry's on my lap 😭
Anna G
2024-08-28 08:56:05 +0000 UTCNot him saying he is an ally!😂
Italia
2024-08-28 05:52:25 +0000 UTC⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ [verified listener] One of the best audios to date. The full package— Meet cute? CHECK. Got me giggling and kicking my feet and shit. Good with kids? DOUBLE CHECK. The slow and natural progression with some subtle flirting, soft gazes over specially made desserts that turns into kisses and a steamy hook up with a potential second date? YOU BET. Moaning desperately into the pillows and the quiet excited whispering? PHENOMENAL. Replay button? Broken. Worth the wait. This was such a cute and intimate audio, I honestly felt like I was intruding on their private time being like ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! LMAO
PAT ✰
2024-08-28 05:13:20 +0000 UTCOne of my favorites!! We up!! 🤸🏾♀️
Tamia
2024-08-28 04:41:02 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday!!
Italia
2024-08-28 04:09:03 +0000 UTCcertified hood classic 🫡 this was something special and at some points it got NASTY as fuck jesus christ….
kendall roy
2024-08-28 03:39:09 +0000 UTCWill be clipping this for both the besite & bookclub group chat bc they need this in their lives- new feature is def getting used ☝️
Summer
2024-08-28 03:31:44 +0000 UTCOk so. Woah. Don’t know what was in bros water this day but he put SOMETHING in this script good god 🤭🤭
Cc
2024-08-28 03:24:51 +0000 UTCYESSSS THE TORONTO SCHOOL OF CIRCUS ARTS BIT IS BACK !!!
Cc
2024-08-28 02:47:47 +0000 UTCman who is good with kids 🙏🙏🙏🙏 YEEESSSSS
Cc
2024-08-28 02:44:24 +0000 UTC“cumming all over you” oh i missed this tag
gina
2024-08-28 02:12:41 +0000 UTCthis was something different 😩 i needed this to pick me up for the rest of the week 🙏🏾
Omi
2024-08-28 01:34:35 +0000 UTCif i developed a "fun uncle" kink after this one im sending you my therapy bill 🤡
Amano
2024-08-28 01:14:18 +0000 UTCHaven't even listened yet but I'm cracking up by the way he wrote this 😭.
Lyse
2024-08-28 01:00:56 +0000 UTCPerfect birthday gift for me! I'll listen after my party!🥳
Jadzia
2024-08-28 00:44:32 +0000 UTCi had an autoshop mechanic say “cool cool cool” to me in response and i literally short circuited. i was so glad it was over the phone because i felt myself blushing🙈
Neverhere
2024-08-27 23:04:03 +0000 UTCholy heck even reading the description is making my mouth water LMAO cant wait to listen to another banger 🧌🤓
rasberry🎀🫶
2024-08-27 22:37:47 +0000 UTCAas begging and holding the moan is so satisfying to hear. It just scratches a certain itch for me. 😝😌 Also, "you're judging them before you even taste them, and that isn't fair to the uglier ones" legit made me laugh out loud.
Dollface
2024-08-27 22:30:49 +0000 UTCI can’t remember exactly what you were doing during the most recent PP stream, but I do remember commenting “it’s giving uncle”. 😂 Can’t wait to listen later.
Linny
2024-08-27 22:22:59 +0000 UTCAYYYOOOO!🫨 i can absoLUTEly do some good with a DILF/UILF😂! #jorkinmypeanits 🤪
jessiem
2024-08-27 22:16:00 +0000 UTCEven though it isn’t a DILF audio, I still feel my DILF dreams have somewhat came true so a wins a win Oh my goodness wait, I just started listening to it and my dreams of the funcle/DILF picking up a child from care or somewhere have come true.
tobesokaylee
2024-08-27 22:08:19 +0000 UTCBabe ur posting on a school night! I got work tomorrow! But am listening regardless
gorlwhatthefawk
2024-08-27 21:58:38 +0000 UTCSeriously! Idk why "toppius so sloppius" peaked my attention the way it did, but I'm locked in.
Tangerine
2024-08-27 21:53:41 +0000 UTCI’m so upset I have to wait to listen till later because it got me HOOKED 🤣
PAT ✰
2024-08-27 21:43:21 +0000 UTCThis summary is so damn compelling, it’s worthy of a Substack publication.
Chantal
2024-08-27 21:42:21 +0000 UTCLADIES THE “cool cool cool” IS BACK we’re so powerful forreal
B 🖤
2024-08-27 21:36:33 +0000 UTCOmg yes!!! And that feature sounds amazing for conveniently introducing your content to others!
Lexi
2024-08-27 21:33:16 +0000 UTC