Local Man Talks His Shit With An Egg
Added 2024-06-05 19:37:51 +0000 UTCHello Beautiful,
I am here once again with a ramblefap!
This time I'm using this specific Tenga egg.
I wasn't planning on talking about it really, but at the behest of some of you kind Patrons, I felt compelled to do so!
In general there isn't a through line in this ramblefap aside from me talking about some things that have been on my mind lately! That and being constantly surprised at how this egg has me feeling some type of way.
While listening back during editing I definitely made some noises that I don't usually make, so if you're into hearing a handsome man whimper, then I think you'll like it.
There's also a countdown and some overstimming at the end, if you're into that sort of thing!
Please enjoy!
Egg Ya Later,
Aa
Comments
Full-circle LOL
Nik
2024-06-11 11:24:17 +0000 UTCAs a Japanese, it's surreal and kinda weird to think that my beloved creator is using a Japanese product to get off to and I'm getting off to him getting off??? 🤯
karen a.
2024-06-09 14:28:57 +0000 UTCAlso that long kiss at the end was the cherry on top 🥰❤️
Nik
2024-06-07 18:43:47 +0000 UTCOh this was excellent 🤌🏼 well done, sir
Nik
2024-06-07 18:40:59 +0000 UTCI cannot listen while working and today I learned I can’t listen while cooking 🙂↔️
LeeDeaux
2024-06-07 02:39:48 +0000 UTCrespectfully i don’t think i ever gotten as feral for an audio in so long the whimpers … the .. the everything tbh holy fawk i think i just blew my own fuse looping this 😩
rasberry🎀🫶
2024-06-07 01:12:39 +0000 UTCGod knows how much I like your whisper.😫😫😫
LHearting
2024-06-06 23:51:49 +0000 UTCa little masochistic of me to listen to a penis-haver use a toy like this because i have hella penis envy even as a cis woman. a narrated review partly sates curiosity, partly stokes jealousy. i gotta stop listening to these on the clock, or looking at my outlook calendar is gonna start having a certain effect. 😵💫 big fan of the "what the fuck was that" noises. ✨
V Blue
2024-06-06 23:47:46 +0000 UTCI would like to thank whoever had the foresight to ask you for this because this genre of rf is NOT something I knew I needed in my life but THEY KNEW and they deserve a ribbon for exemplary service to the audio arts. Edit: did I listen to this 3 times today? Yes. Is that also as far as I could make it into the countdown before totally melting? Yes 🙂↕️
LeeDeaux
2024-06-06 18:33:06 +0000 UTCAlso appreciate the updated review 🫡 that bullying must've done a number for you to have remembered that in that state
soup
2024-06-06 16:37:08 +0000 UTC😮💨......damn........ *heads outside to find someone to kiss*
soup
2024-06-06 16:35:12 +0000 UTC(˶°ㅁ°˶ )
PAT ✰
2024-06-06 14:47:27 +0000 UTCi think you melted my brain
berkeley
2024-06-06 14:47:11 +0000 UTCLove the talk about grinding it gave me flashbacks to "Cumpetition". Something is so hot about making out the teasing the build up when grinding and making out just intensifies every kiss, touch. The switch in your voice the drop when you say "look at me" 🫠 The praise!!! Pls Also what is your scale?! Bc 3.5 with those moans sir!!
Tamia
2024-06-06 11:05:56 +0000 UTC*windows reboot sounds*
jade
2024-06-06 07:25:10 +0000 UTC“You feel so good… if I had to give it a rating 3.5?” 😭💀
Dimsumthing
2024-06-06 06:38:30 +0000 UTCMatching the freak Matching the nasty 💃🏾🎶🫦
LeeDeaux
2024-06-06 05:56:44 +0000 UTCand whimper you did, 10/10👩🍳💋 overstim sooooo hot🤌 tyyy
Neverhere
2024-06-06 05:19:34 +0000 UTCEveryone's been beating my ass and nursing me back to health for a car audio
Aa
2024-06-06 03:43:53 +0000 UTCI'll work on conveying it better in future audios 🫡😤
Aa
2024-06-06 03:43:29 +0000 UTCYESSSSS what i’m sayinnnnnnn the wanting, the desireeee 😩
Neverhere
2024-06-06 03:33:22 +0000 UTCOOOOH LORD THIS ONE GOT ME DOWN BADDDD
gorlwhatthefawk
2024-06-06 03:29:52 +0000 UTCNo
Aa
2024-06-06 03:05:58 +0000 UTCIt seems like lots of other people are into it so I just might 😗
Aa
2024-06-06 03:04:05 +0000 UTCI see the DDLG tag and a part of my soul ascends fr
jade
2024-06-06 02:56:17 +0000 UTComg your moans this was so good 😭😭 i need that lipgloss audio so bad just hearing you talk about it had me weak
kk
2024-06-05 23:46:12 +0000 UTCThe way my head is blissfully empty rn is damn near addictive. Idk how you managed to shut my constant internal yapping, but thank you [redacted]. 🫠
Tangerine
2024-06-05 23:14:52 +0000 UTC👀 car sex audio you say? I submitted a prompt about that yesterday 👀👀
tobesokaylee
2024-06-05 23:07:12 +0000 UTCAsking the real questions 👏🏼
Libs
2024-06-05 22:39:22 +0000 UTC…whimper you say?🫣😈
Neverhere
2024-06-05 22:22:18 +0000 UTCI see the DDLG tag and know that I’m about to have the best meal of my life
C
2024-06-05 22:19:03 +0000 UTCI think you know the answer already☺️
Tamia
2024-06-05 22:03:22 +0000 UTCI feel like the intended use is *technically* a stress ball? 🤔 Just one you can't use in public 🧍🏿♀️
soup
2024-06-05 21:52:02 +0000 UTCi still think you could use em as a stress ball 🥸
fun3ralf4n
2024-06-05 21:39:53 +0000 UTCUh thanks for listening and posting on my day off again?? Because I’m going to need to listen to this a second time, I think you melted my brain the first time 🫠
Keana
2024-06-05 21:12:23 +0000 UTC;)
Lexi
2024-06-05 21:08:43 +0000 UTCI stuttered and went blank mid sentence, on camera, during a meeting when this notification popped up in the middle of the day. In the middle of getting money! Will this RF make up for it and win back my affections?
Chantal
2024-06-05 20:59:35 +0000 UTCThe whispered, "Good girl" made my temperature go up. 🔥 And I agree soooo much about the passion and desperate desire aspect of sex and intimacy. All the sounds you make when cumming always do it for me, Daddy. 🥴😩 And I'm not working today, soooooo... 🤭
Dollface
2024-06-05 20:43:57 +0000 UTCstill thinking about the tenga snow globe suggestion
leia
2024-06-05 20:39:28 +0000 UTCpetition for the next audio to be making the tenga egg into a christmas ornament
kendall roy
2024-06-05 20:31:47 +0000 UTCwait…since the shapes are inside, did it leave imprints on your willy😭 I’m out and can’t listen yet
sadé💕
2024-06-05 20:24:21 +0000 UTChow am i supposed to go on about my day after that—
catbaron
2024-06-05 20:20:15 +0000 UTCI can't wait to listen to this one☺️ can't listen right now still in class. thank you for listening to us. You're the best ♥️
Tamia
2024-06-05 20:11:44 +0000 UTC🧍♂️
Aa
2024-06-05 20:02:36 +0000 UTCAnd just think of all the fun crafts you can use the egg for after! Jello shots, anyone?
Lexi
2024-06-05 19:51:42 +0000 UTCNot the devious hello kitty
Aa
2024-06-05 19:44:21 +0000 UTCYESSSS THANK YOU😩
Blu Loves
2024-06-05 19:40:11 +0000 UTC
