THRIFTSTORE LOVESTORY (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+)
Added 2022-08-09 23:00:02 +0000 UTCHeeey-
This is a fun and quirky one - no tags really needed for it, but they're below anyway!
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Love and a mountain of pants,
๐ง๐ป๐Matthew xx
[M4F] Thrift Store Lovestory [Immersive] [Gentle MDom] [Terrible second date!?!] to [Engaged!?!] [Binaural SFX] [Romantic] [Sex] [Creampie] [Mutual Orgasms]
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Anyways, I hope everyone is having a good week. ๐ https://ibb.co/dPRzFVy
Emily Dawn
2022-08-12 03:23:58 +0000 UTCI listened to this and my brain decided to remind me of a random โfactโ. My home state is home to the worldโs biggest cock ring ๐ Make what you will of that subconscious association. https://www.thelostogle.com/2018/09/04/new-okc-cock-ring-erected-in-downtown/
Emily Dawn
2022-08-12 03:23:16 +0000 UTCWhaaa, those must be some tricky knees then ๐คญ and I do feel quite privileged๐ so much that I don't mind risking my life maybe getting smothered by jeans๐ You were so unbelievably sweet. Until the spicy bit ๐ฅต you still were but, goshh, tbh the first time I listened it caught me so off guard I lit put my hand over my mouth in shock๐คฃ๐ณ I felt very ๐full in all ways๐ฅฐ wondering how I'd walk to the car tho hahaha and no pls, it's not too much too soon, if anything, do it again๐ป Really straight to the heart, everything. But the ring๐ญ considering I recently lost my nona's has me specially in my feels. It was gold with a little opal stone. There'll never be another like it๐ sigh. I can still feel it faintly around my finger but it's fine, I'm not that attached to material objects *denies her hoarder problem* And shhhh ๐คซ can't let you ruin the moment by saying it might not stick, so we better kiss again. But I loved how abrupt the ending was! The drama๐ค๐๐
Katja
2022-08-11 22:45:47 +0000 UTCQuestion for the court: how many of you made plans to go thrift store shopping after that audio? I would like a head count lol
Dawn
2022-08-11 14:57:29 +0000 UTCHello love! Iโm so excited for you! I take ibuprofen afterwards if itโs really uncomfortable, also itโll help with any swelling. I havenโt used numbing cream before but Iโve heard of lots of people who do! Little trick is I donโt watch when Iโm getting one so my brain doesnโt register the pain as much. For me itโs a stinging but itโs definitely bearable! Depending on the place you might feel the vibration from the machine too. If you donโt like the machine noise bring headphones! But thereโs lots of artists who are cool talking and stuff while youโre getting it and it helps me relax and feel more comfortable and distracted lol oooh! Thereโs gonna be part of the healing process where it gets super itchy but donโt scratch. If anything gently pat it. Also sometimes when youโre showering the water directly hitting it can sting so Iโll let it run over the area around it. Theyโll give you aftercare instructions and definitely donโt be afraid to ask anything while youโre there or afterwards, thereโs no stupid questions!๐
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-08-11 04:39:40 +0000 UTChello you guys!! i hope your week is going well (and quick). i'm getting my first tattoo this friday (!!) and was hoping one of you beautiful people could help me prepare for it. like, should i get numbing cream? do i take tylenol beforehand? any piece of advice is greatly appreciated!! thanks, beauties ๐
aleigh -`โกยด-
2022-08-11 04:01:28 +0000 UTCMatthew, you are just to damn sexy ! ๐
San
2022-08-10 14:21:40 +0000 UTCOhhhhh, Matt ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ Youโre so freaking cute. I loved the story. Much more engaging ๐ than just running into someone shopping. (Yay make out my favorite!!!) How long have you been holding onto โBigfoot - I believe in myself?โ ๐ I could only do it on the clothes though if I was drunk. Just because I would need to be blissfully unaware of the donation bin, unwashed sketchiness of what lies beneathโฆ ( i immediately think of the Friends episode where Ross wants to hook up with girl with the really messy apartmentโฆ โguess whoโ โdepartment of sanitation?โ ๐คญ๐๐คญ๐)
Katie
2022-08-10 13:02:26 +0000 UTC๐ค๐ค๐ค
Katie
2022-08-10 11:43:19 +0000 UTCHi! How are you? I hope you're having a great day. You made this audio, one of the first five I listened to: ยซย I'm a little blitzed but you can take meย ยป. I must admit that it's one of my favorites; guaranteed explosive orgasm, although I haven't listened to all your audios yet. But this one, in particular, keeps coming back to me at every moment. I like it that much. It's my go-to audio to finish me off when I need a little extra. It felt so real and well performed the first time I listenedโฆ It's fun, sexy, touching, dirty, exciting, romantic and wild with a touch of domination. I think it's perfect. Everything that made me want you in my bed in the first place at the time ! No matter how many wonderful moments I spend in bed with you crying out Oh Matthew, Fuck Matthew, Yes Matthew, Merde, Putain, Oh lala and other litanies of pleasure directed at you, along with other audios, I always end up combining them somehow toย ยซย Iโm a little blitz (โฆ)ย ยป I can even use it as the most calm and relaxing meditation to fall asleep! ๐Of course I wished for a part 2, 3, 4, 5! So the best comment I can give you from me, today, about your new audio is that it makes me think of I'm a little blitzed ! Itโs giving me the same vibe. I got a little jolt in my body when I listened to it and automatically I knew why. My long awaited "sequel". ๐ค It feels like all your sex appeal comes together in an obvious dynamic in this kind of audio and it's just downright exciting. You will end up having my skin if you keep doing this. Right, this is what you want ๐ It gets better and better with your marriage proposal; another one. I won't give you the official answer yet, but I'll accept your ring as a thoughtful gesture and to ensure its safety. ๐ Plus, I wouldn't want to deprive myself of your creativity and not know how far you're willing to go to make me fall for you. This is part of of the story to tell our kids right? Leaving out many details of course ! MmmโฆOn that note, I'll bring you into the bedroom with me through your two recordings to help me fall asleep, among other things. Have a nice day. Love to you and always yours. ๐๐
San
2022-08-10 04:26:39 +0000 UTC๐ฅบ๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅบ๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅบ๐๐ฅฐ
Kathryn
2022-08-10 04:24:43 +0000 UTCHey, wonderful people, here are some warm fuzzies: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRUwv3ok/?k=1 Good night! ๐๐๐
Titania
2022-08-10 04:10:53 +0000 UTCGetting a donation from Matt๐ฆ while in the donation pile๐๐ผ๐
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-08-10 02:46:35 +0000 UTC....yes๐ตโ๐ซ...
Eternidad
2022-08-10 02:43:37 +0000 UTCI actually like it when you turn savage...in fact, I love itโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
Eternidad
2022-08-10 02:41:37 +0000 UTCDonations are the way to go๐๐ป
Eternidad
2022-08-10 02:37:38 +0000 UTCYes DD! Now what kind of warehouse shall we break into? Chocolate sauce factory? ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 02:28:43 +0000 UTCI think Elevator Lovestory is the only rivals-to-lovers I've done! Challenge accepted! ๐งค๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 02:19:46 +0000 UTCAm I the only person who never wants to get married again?
Dawn
2022-08-10 02:11:50 +0000 UTCMarriage proposal in the thirft shop - the new bare minimum. Brought to you by: Life in 2022 - nothing you do will ever be good! Just do your best and you'll maybe get what you want! ๐ ๐ Honestly, being married to the right partner would be great. I just lose faith in men everyday. I would love to have a giant party to celebrate LOVE at it's finest (while thousands of dollars could be invested into real estate and stocks to accumulate wealth...but that's another story!) My best friends and family are all waiting for the day when this happens for me. Obviously I will be making my gowns,the bridesmaids gowns and the flower girl dress and flower boy suit. Not fussy on rings...but it should be sentimental. I love heirloom jewelry because it holds so much value and love from the giftor (if that's a word). In make belief world anything is possible. Best wedding in a movie...Crazy Rich Asians...the wedding at the end was absolutely stunning ๐!
Pisces Queen
2022-08-10 02:02:14 +0000 UTCJust stopping by to give you a kiss ๐ฅฐโค๏ธ
เจFallaเจ
2022-08-10 01:51:50 +0000 UTCThat was so... ๐ฅ
เจFallaเจ
2022-08-10 01:51:27 +0000 UTCI hope you had a looooot of fun! Welcome back. ๐๐๐๐
เจFallaเจ
2022-08-10 01:51:10 +0000 UTCHope you're good S! Hugs๐ค
Pisces Queen
2022-08-10 01:49:51 +0000 UTCSugar buttons was so cute, Kelly. ๐ฅฐ
เจFallaเจ
2022-08-10 01:49:39 +0000 UTC๐ฅต Ah, those perks. Twin perks. ๐ป๐ป You climb back here and I'll climb you... ๐ง๐ป ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 01:41:47 +0000 UTC๐๐พ Hope everyone has an awesome week. Iโm having a rough lung day, so Iโll listen and catch up another time. Love to you all ๐๐๐
Shamesha
2022-08-10 01:40:22 +0000 UTCBack from vacation and catching up. The MFM was so hot. No words. This one: cute story, love the twist at the end... what we do for a good story! ๐ A couple gems in there: "Maybe we should let them dance together?" "I can feel my whole body needing yours." ๐๐๐ Do you still want tower pictures? I was just at U of Michigan and they have some lovely ones that I snapped pics of. Personal question: what is it about ๐ฑ being "open" that you like? I've read & heard other erotica that dwells on wetness, warmth, and tightness, but not usually openness, and never to your level of consistency. I ask as one who never quite feels full enough. ๐ณ
Titania
2022-08-10 01:39:24 +0000 UTCIt has been over a year, D! Happy belated Towerversary for June! ๐ ๐ M xx
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 01:36:04 +0000 UTCWhat? ๐ You turned me down? Guess, I'll have to try hiding the ring somewhere a bit more original next time... ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 01:32:34 +0000 UTCThe DJ AF has to be my crowing achievement just saying ๐ค๐
BunnyRabbit
2022-08-10 01:26:17 +0000 UTC๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 01:25:31 +0000 UTC๐ถ What-what, What-what, What-what, What-what, ๐ถ Youโre gonna get me going now! ๐
Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)
2022-08-10 01:17:11 +0000 UTCโHold my cum in your pussyโ sent me to another planet ๐ฅต Well done babe!
Alaina
2022-08-10 01:15:50 +0000 UTCThat one line (at 7:24) when ๐ meets ๐: "We could just rub them to-to... oh...oohhh" That's not even a pussy-throb line that's a fully above the pubic bone womb-clencher. If I'm ever in a coma, wave a little precum under my nose, play that line in my ear and I promise you I will wake up READY. TO. GO.
Kathryn
2022-08-10 01:13:48 +0000 UTCOh no, now I'm gonna be thinking about my own lazy internet typing. ๐ But yes!! Thifting was the best at high school huh?. We used to try to out-crazy each other, competing to see what we could make cool. I brought back pastel shirts for a while there... ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 01:13:46 +0000 UTCSo I think for the third date Iโd like to walk barefoot along the beach after a couple of drinks. But the catch is you have to hold my hand as we do๐ night Romeo Xx๐
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-08-10 01:09:12 +0000 UTCOoooh - LL ๐ฅต I'm definitely feeling the 'goodwill'. ๐ Such a pleasure to see the results of your activism too! ๐ ๐ I can think of things that bratty tongue could be used for, but first I need to slowly wipe those bubbles off your knee... ๐ซง๐ซง ๐ Also, name checks out. โ๏ธ See next September's Turret post.๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 01:06:53 +0000 UTCShameless Plug https://ibb.co/mT4DmZR New Playlists Enjoyโฆ. https://open.spotify.com/user/31z4d7otqlf3y3ll2bswvyyptude?si=broAaKAITN2sehDLNgJCMA ๐ค๐
BunnyRabbit
2022-08-10 01:06:37 +0000 UTCHey Angela! Glad you liked it... ๐ฅฐ Have a great one! ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 00:55:35 +0000 UTCThis was definitely a very quirky story. I would not associate sexy time with a thirft store. Especially when the thirft store has an unusual smell ๐ณ๐๐ ! The audio was ok. It was not my cup of matcha tea. It was silly. I will always associate a thirft shop for finding cool things to remake things or find clothing to create costumes(it's the Costume Maker in me talking) that gets excited to create something memorable. Well you did create a memorable moment in a sketchy clothes pile so.....๐ ๐๐๐ Anyways being a bit biased...Fridays audio was 100000/10....this one was 3/10 ๐๐
Pisces Queen
2022-08-10 00:54:28 +0000 UTCIf I didnโt know me and what I say here, that could patronizing as hell, Dr. Matthew. (& no Iโm not sensitive or sarcastic, ever.) ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ Maybe I really am the backwoods Snow Whiteโฆ ๐ค๐ค๐ค The more I think about it, VERY possible. โฆ just need a princeโฆ ๐ง๐บ๐งญ I look very much forward (words?) to enjoying this. I listen now, puzzle pieces all over the floor. Put back together idk. (Someone get Macklemore out of my head, it happened so fast and now it wonโt stop.) Alright gonna go chill with my homies. I guess I had more to say. Sponsored by Cold Brew. ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐๐๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ ๐๐๐๐๐
Katie
2022-08-10 00:51:35 +0000 UTCAleigh, did you say... Towers?? ๐คฃ๐คฃ Glad you had a fun weekend, and that you're getting a break from the bs. ๐
Patti
2022-08-10 00:44:53 +0000 UTCI have a good idea to make the US education system better. Pay teachers a livable wage! ๐ค
Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)
2022-08-10 00:43:56 +0000 UTCYeah, that was a night. ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 00:43:24 +0000 UTCI'm gonna pop some... ๐๐คฃ
Titania
2022-08-10 00:42:31 +0000 UTCQuestion for those who work in education not in the US. Do you have to attend Inservices? Meetings where everyone had to get together and they basically try to tell you how to do your job better? My school has one tomorrow and I absolutely despise them ๐ฃ
Dawn
2022-08-10 00:38:44 +0000 UTCPlus, it WAS a fucking miracle. A miracle that came about from fucking! Stealth dad joke!!
Patti
2022-08-10 00:38:29 +0000 UTCMatthew this one was so playful and cute but also very hot. I have never considered having warehouse sex, but after listening to this one I may add it to my bucket list. ๐๐I hope everyone here is having a great week.
DeltaDawn
2022-08-10 00:31:42 +0000 UTCIt's a ring. Well, I gotta admit that a while back I proposed to a girl with a ring shaped sea-shell. ๐ She was my mother though, so I guess it doesn't count. ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 00:31:39 +0000 UTCGlad you enjoyed it, Kathryn! ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธSending you fairies to fan some cool air on you with their wings๐งโโ๏ธ ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐xx
Matthew Tower
2022-08-10 00:25:08 +0000 UTCi've listened to this too many times tonight. oh how my love of friends to lovers - and enemies to lovers, of course - will never die๐ฅ๐ dropping hints that we need a rivals to lovers๐ฃ soon ... maybe .... if you could......๐
aleigh -`โกยด-
2022-08-10 00:20:15 +0000 UTCDear Matthew, This audio is cotton candy! I have to confess, this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes I was very happy that the nipples were allowed to run free this time, because they sadly got no attention in the last audio when there TWO men (they wouldn't even have had to share!), and I can imagine they've been pouty. Also, I have to point out that you've been very marriage-minded lately, as this is the second proposal within a month. I suspect all that time binge-watching Bridgerton is getting to you. ๐๐คฃ In quasi-related book news, I finally picked up a copy of Mary Roach's Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex. It's hilarious (as are all her books), and I've decided that if I ever make a hysterical literature-inspired video, this is what I'd read.
Patti
2022-08-10 00:19:13 +0000 UTCIโve found some really good stuff at thrift stores, so I canโt say I have a best. Most recent was a couple menโs button up shirts for my fiancรฉ. Theyโve been experimenting with some gender-bending fashion to see what they like for their non-binary expression. When I surprised them with the shirts, they were very happy, so it was a good haul. ๐ฅฐ
Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)
2022-08-10 00:12:31 +0000 UTCOH ๐ ROMAAAANCE ๐ FUUUCK. I'm good. (shaking) I'm great. (throbbing). I just need to write a big comment this time because it's not only about romance that I want to talk about lol. ๐ Let's. ๐ I like the fact that you're so happy to see us that we can hear the smile in your voice. ๐ It was so adorable this treasure hunt for the clothes and the ring and how you're so sexy and fun, so seductive in this one. You get so comfortable and confident flirting that it sounds way sexier than just your lines, it's your attitude, you know? ๐ Your good mood always fits so perfectly in Love Stories, I know it won't make sense, but you look even more beautiful to me inside these romantic creations, because my heart always melts, a part of me softens and my emotional evaporates and turns to glitter in the sky when you sound in love. ๐ Makes me feel alive, so young, so innocent. It's also so beautiful to see a man vulnerable and it's not every day we can meet one, so I'm grateful when you release your emotions in your art. ๐ฅฐ The ending with the ring as you proposed makes me want to freeze time in this moment just so I can live forever. ๐ซ It's not just the proposal and how surprisingly natural and beautiful it sounded, like something it has to be, but how you really seemed to want this. ๐ซ I love it when you propose relationships in audios that sound so natural, even when you say 'do you want some coffee after or...?', because it's even more beautiful like this. The tone of your voice, the nervousness and at the same time the sweetness and how you seemed to be joking, but being serious. ๐ And then 'say yes' at the end made my heart beat so fast. ๐ It was one of the audios in which I allowed myself to live this affection for the narrative, more than the time that the audio lasts, it was one of the audios that reconfigures my notion of affection, so I can say that I am delighted by everything you built here. If I could have the choice to live in one of your creations, I would choose something like this. ๐ฎ But those elements are the ones that speak to my heart, I want to talk about how you messed with my body too - yeah, let's get naughty. ๐ It feels s-o-o-o-ooooo go-o-o-ood (are you guys hearing my moans?) when I realize that you're losing control and being wilder and more intense, just because you're letting your desire and your heart do the talking too. I want to make you lose fvcking control, you know? ๐ Show how much my body drives you crazy, show how much you want me, show how hard your c0ck is because of me, show how much you want to fvck me and how desperate you are to be inside my wet pvssy, tell me how much you want to come inside me, tell me how much you want to bury your c0ck deep in my pussy, ask me to swallow all your cum. ๐ - stuff like that haha. ๐ This makes me so wet, so hard simply because you did all of this. The fact that you lose your mind is like validating that moment for something that transcends just sex - it doesn't matter if you bite me, slap my ass, pull my hair, say dirty things in my ear, turn me in bed as dog style or pull me into your lap to bounce your c0ck until I feel that you're all inside me or mark my whole body with your hands and mouth, it doesn't matter if you make my skin purple and red. Everything in me is rooting for you to do all these things, even in a romantic setting, and I want you to make me beg and ask for more while I whimper in your ear and moan your name. So fvck me until it hurts and fvck me deep inside, without mercy, while you're looking in my eyes and thinking that you're being too much. M, you're doing all the right things, I promise. Don't apologize for being savage, I'm mentally thank you for being wild with me. ๐ซ Your surrender allows me to surrender more of my body for you too and that creates a fire that is very difficult to control. ๐ What I mean and forgive me if it's TMI ๐ค๐ป Is that I listened to this audio first to understand the romanticism that I knew would come, and then the second time I was with my toy in my hand, naked in my bed, legs spread, feeling the heat in my veins and my heart was still racing. I had an urge to put the headphone between my legs and feel the vibration of your voice on my clit. ๐ฅต The back of the headphones, not the one we fit our ears into. And it was so intimate not to hear you with my ears, but to feel your voice in my body, the vibration of your timbre on the lips of my pvssy and in the already swollen clit the first time I heard you. And when I was wet enough and afraid of ruining the headphones (haha) I put you in my ears and my mind, and put the toy inside when you said you were getting inside me. So I've gone wild along with you, my hips have followed your movements, my whole body felt it. Every inch of my pussy gripped the toy like it was your c0ck, every nerve shuddered and grabbed and when you asked to give it to you, that's when a wave of orgasms hit me. My legs shook so much that my mattress shook. I'm so red and sore after Idk how fvcking many orgasms that came so fast, hard and my body kind of needs more... ๐ฉ Fvck, I'll touch myself again until it hurts. ๐ My clit is still throbbing. My heart too. So that means you're really good at love-fucking. Thank you, M. ๐ PS. "I wanted to do that for so fucking long..." ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
เจFallaเจ
2022-08-10 00:09:52 +0000 UTCWhat did you call them? Sugar buttons? Thatโs my new favorite term for nipples! Itโs so cute! Why are you so cute? ๐ Gah, this hit just right. Adorable, flirty, fun, then with a good, hard, but sweet and caring dom. ๐คค Leave me smiling and quivering in a literal puddle, why donโt you. ๐ฆ And yeah, after upending my apartment, Iโm gonna need to be taking some trips to the thrift store donation bin. ๐ See you there. ๐
Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)
2022-08-10 00:06:10 +0000 UTCOk....Best thrift store find, I'll go first. Solid maple dresser without a scratch on it. Next...
Dawn
2022-08-10 00:05:00 +0000 UTChello lovelies! i hope the weekend went well for you all. mine was jam-packed in a good way for once! my best friend and i spent the whole weekend together, which was great! we got breakfast, went to a few crystal shops, visited a local farmer's market, got a tarot reading, traipsed through bookstores, visited our favorite coffee shop, etc. basically everything i could ask for to drown out all the bullshit๐คฃ say hello to my new shungite and strawberry quartz, along with some other towers iโve had for a while! https://ibb.co/9HVtqfR and here is the rest of my collection, which is my pride and joy ๐ฎ๐ https://ibb.co/YTskPTT let me know how the weekend treated all you beautiful people! i hope youโre all doin well ๐๐
aleigh -`โกยด-
2022-08-10 00:04:02 +0000 UTCInquiring minds want to know...
Dawn
2022-08-10 00:01:01 +0000 UTCOh no Mr. Harris, You always cum right on time๐ but I suppose I did get a little impatient didnโt I? You just had me so worked up๐ฅน Let me climb into the back seat and make it up to you. Iโll show you the perks of being my Internet husband๐
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-08-09 23:56:49 +0000 UTCBetween the comments and the jokes, this was a good way to make a crazy week "lighter", Matt. I might still be cringing at the thought of being bare on a pile of random strangers' dirty clothes...(the ground, like actual earth dirt and all feels cleaner๐คฃ) but darned if you don't win me over with the laughter every single time. You're right, I might bite. Then again, I've had more than a year's worth of Tuesday and Friday conditioning. ๐ค Have a great week, all! Thank you as always for sharing the love and laughter - making the world a little brighter. ๐๐๐ค
D
2022-08-09 23:55:35 +0000 UTCAlso, Matt, I may or may not have exercised my rebellious nature once again. I know you like it though, so sorrynotsorry ๐๐คฃ
Maggie Ren
2022-08-09 23:54:22 +0000 UTCMatt, just saw the photo of your thirft store jackets and I have to ask- do you own any jackets with elbow patches? Is there any tweed in your closet? How doctoral does your wardrobe get?
IndyJane
2022-08-09 23:53:46 +0000 UTC"Crystal shop meetcute" stawp I love it. One of us bumps into the other and knocks over a display of incense which leads to a discussion of the ethical harvest of white sage... and then somehow sex.
IndyJane
2022-08-09 23:47:14 +0000 UTCMatt, if you wear your thrift store jacket, I'll wear my thrift store shoes... https://ibb.co/VYCztVK
Dawn
2022-08-09 23:45:20 +0000 UTCDon't spoil the greatest moment of our lives!!! ๐ซ
Matthew Tower
2022-08-09 23:44:22 +0000 UTCPut your hand in my pocketses and find out!! ๐ ๐ That's funny about the t-shirt. There should be a Chupacabra one too - mouth dripping blood... ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-09 23:43:04 +0000 UTCI love your description of the five stages. You nailed everyone. You're right about Adorkable and Cupcake being separate, but it's a hard distinction to make. The jokes are just as corny, but dirtier. It's like Dad Jokes After Dark.
IndyJane
2022-08-09 23:42:27 +0000 UTCFlashback...โจโจ (Dub version) https://youtu.be/_xNDvI0UK7Q
Eternidad
2022-08-09 23:39:58 +0000 UTCMe reading the description for any new post: https://ibb.co/5LGtBqf You are ridiculous and I can't with this story. First off, I'm a person that washes all clothes, whether thrifted or new, before wearing them. Getting naked in a pile of clothes that you established in the story were not washed? Hard pass. That said, this was very cute and I love how excited you were to see me again. "I forgot how good you kiss" I hate how much I swooned while being grossed out. Your voice at the end when you say "That's a fucking miracle." I've heard you say "fuck" so many many times when actually fucking, hearing it as part of normal speech was really refreshing. It's one of those lines that I would turn into a notification sound for my phone if I never had to be around anyone else. That ending. I fucking hate you. ...Yes.
IndyJane
2022-08-09 23:38:59 +0000 UTCHiiii!!! I have been so looking forward to today. I have tried to type several responses and deleted them all because now I'm paranoid about my grammar and punctuation. ๐๐๐๐๐๐ I was so that thrift store kid in high school. Loved it. I got one of my prom dresses from a thrift store, going for my Molly Ringwald moment!
Raegan Howard
2022-08-09 23:38:42 +0000 UTCDearest thrift store bestie, Never wanted to help somebody find their clothes so bad so I could literally just rip them off againโฆ.. This started so romantic https://ibb.co/pZXYVvW I freed my nipples (both of them ๐) https://ibb.co/vYf372F And then โฆโฆ outโฆ ofโฆ control https://ibb.co/xM79GJ9 But, Matthew,that proposal?!?! Hmmmmmm left me feeling โฆ. Brattyโฆ come here and try again ๐๐ https://ibb.co/Twzd56p Always a pleasure my friend. Thankyou! Hugs and snugs from the thrift store floor, LLL ๐๐ PSโฆ if our first child is a girlโฆ. Letโs name her Tilly.
Double LL
2022-08-09 23:38:18 +0000 UTCRom Com meets naughty backroom shenanigans, love it. This is a prime example of what I would call the 5 stages of Maddy The Baddy First you have (Adorkable) just a nice guy not the smoothest but has all the Dad jokes, will do mental math, and has a factoid for all seasons and situations. Second you have (Flirty) the voice drops every so softy and you become the center of his interest. Third you have (Naughty) the lips are soft and the body insistent. His words come with with flint and fire. Four you have (feral) you find you fall open to demanding decadence. You see his โteethโ as he feeds you his cock. Not a dad joke to be found. Finally you have (Cupcake) heโs sweetness and cuddles. All hearts and flowers with laughing in bed. And if you are good you get, a joke. The better the sex the cornier it will be. Also this shows why you all need to wash thrift store purchases before you wear them. ๐ค๐
BunnyRabbit
2022-08-09 23:37:47 +0000 UTCHi everyone! Hope youโve had a good week. This one was fun! I love thrift stores so this one spoke to me as well.
Angela
2022-08-09 23:35:23 +0000 UTC๐ Excellent on all counts! I think it's harder to find good men's stuff, but retro jackets are the go for me. Here are two of my most recent successes, corduroy and suede... https://ibb.co/mGMc9PM
Matthew Tower
2022-08-09 23:35:17 +0000 UTClinda that's so exciting!! so happy for you! if i decide to have a kid one day i'm hoping for a girl, so my guess is a mini linda! better luck next time, mr linda ๐คฃ๐
aleigh -`โกยด-
2022-08-09 23:35:16 +0000 UTCDid you record this? https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lqjSB9kZEsdVQG3kCL_Of59U1pW2tFRD/view?usp=sharing
Eternidad
2022-08-09 23:34:33 +0000 UTCWho are these ladies? https://ibb.co/gtNN2Cd
Eternidad
2022-08-09 23:33:40 +0000 UTC๐๐ณ๐
Eternidad
2022-08-09 23:32:01 +0000 UTCHey Dr. Harris, I'm listening to the audio now, super adorable and sexy! Hmmmm just picturing you with a lovely wife and a sweet babe, I think this is sounds divine Matthew, ya never know it maybe just around the corner love๐ Fun news, We had an ultrasound today, does anyone want to guess what is brewing in my belly??
Linda
2022-08-09 23:31:12 +0000 UTCUmmm... I too am saying YES! ๐ฏ But seriously... I needed a light, airy breeze on my soul (and also on my ๐) today and this was just the ๐. I've got the first-day-back-after-vacay blues. I got no chance to catch up because it was crazy busy. People were doing dumb stuff while I was away. And my office mate is off at a conference in Vegas, so I'm picking up her slack too. I ๐ ๐ โฃ๏ธ ๐ the funny quirky sexies... I am awkward AF (I know... shocker ๐ฎ) and it makes it so easy to escape and slot myself right into the scene. Good one! ๐
Kathryn
2022-08-09 23:30:21 +0000 UTCThat is truth ๐
Dawn
2022-08-09 23:29:39 +0000 UTCit was as if you curated this audio just for me. i mean...a thrift store love story? yes. the moment you post a little art gallery hang story๐จ, a little crystal shop meet cute situation๐ฎ, or (another) book shop love story๐, i'll be putty in your hands (though i kind of am already). i was originally thinking we moved past โi was thinking about you this morningโ a little too quickly, but then i realized i have to prepare my vows!! i mean, i look forward to spending every tuesday night with you but youโve outdone yourself. i have so many questions! is there a wedding or are we eloping? which season? how many people are invited? whenโs the honeymoon? weโve got a lot to discuss babe i hope your weekend went well, kiwi!! howโs the screening of blue smoke going? super excited for you, lover ๐
aleigh -`โกยด-
2022-08-09 23:28:58 +0000 UTCFrom my fridge, with bonus positive affirmation provided by last year's 8th graders: https://ibb.co/d67pTK5
Patti
2022-08-09 23:27:45 +0000 UTC๐ฅฐ Kris - that's too sweet! Well, it definitely wasn't 'vanilla' essence huh?... ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-09 23:26:50 +0000 UTCSharing the beauty of your time is all we needed Gorgeous
Dawn
2022-08-09 23:26:32 +0000 UTCHi Katie. That's all you need love. Hope you're well.
Raegan Howard
2022-08-09 23:26:25 +0000 UTCAhhh! Well, I hope it's extra fun tomorrow! Thanks for the love shower... ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
Matthew Tower
2022-08-09 23:24:41 +0000 UTCHiโฆ๐ Thatโs all I have today.
Katie
2022-08-09 23:22:42 +0000 UTCI'm more an icecream and m&ms kinda guy, so that's unlikely. Speaking of which, we so need to get naughty at the movies... ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-09 23:22:07 +0000 UTCDear God the dirty talk๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต itโs not fair for you to fuck me like that then ask for the rest of my life๐ ๐คฃ
Venusinaphrodite_
2022-08-09 23:20:40 +0000 UTCAh yes, because thereโs no aphrodisiac quite like the smell of other peopleโs unwanted items
Meg_just_Meg
2022-08-09 23:20:30 +0000 UTC"What has it got in its pocketses?" ๐๐๐ No, but seriously, the icky things we could find in unwashed, unchecked pockets. People are weird. I've seen that t-shirt in the Loch Ness monster version (being Scottish).
EmporiumOfSmoke&Mirrors
2022-08-09 23:20:11 +0000 UTCWell, it's the best I can do on a second date, but I think you might bite... ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-09 23:18:41 +0000 UTCFirst of all, Free the nipples might be the best chant ever!! ๐คฃ Freed mine right after work today. Secondly, as a person who rarely buys new clothes, thrift stores are my favorite places. Thirdly, I am going to really check over any clothes I buy there from now on. ๐ณ
Dawn
2022-08-09 23:16:57 +0000 UTCGods, I just want to melt into you. I'm barely halfway in and all my emotions are already bubbling in my throat, exploding through my chest. Whatever essence touched your silken words should be woven into dreams. ๐
Kris
2022-08-09 23:15:22 +0000 UTCSafe travels home! That long day to yourself sounds like well-deserved bliss... ๐โโ๏ธ Hope you enjoy this one! xx
Matthew Tower
2022-08-09 23:15:07 +0000 UTCHeck yes!! Thrifty thrift store story?? ๐ฅต Not able to listen and enjoy tonight, but that makes tomorrow's me-time even more exciting โจLooking forward to our date tomorrow... Showering all of you in massive amounts of hugs Lisa x
Lisa xx
2022-08-09 23:13:17 +0000 UTCIt's only a terrible second date if you didn't listen to me and bought me popcorn even though I hate it ๐คฃ๐
Maggie Ren
2022-08-09 23:12:03 +0000 UTCLet's hit the racks... ๐ ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-09 23:11:40 +0000 UTCEars up, Bunny - this is a fun one! ๐
Matthew Tower
2022-08-09 23:08:03 +0000 UTCI've been waiting for that proposal since the whole conversation on virtual marriage... looking forward to listening. ๐คฃ
D
2022-08-09 23:06:45 +0000 UTCI'm looking forward to getting back from my family trip so I can spend a long day with myself and these audios I've missed! (P.S. I hope you all have a great week! โก)
Kitty
2022-08-09 23:03:49 +0000 UTCthriftstore love story? oh now you're speaking my language, kiwi!! ๐
aleigh -`โกยด-
2022-08-09 23:01:12 +0000 UTCHello Gorgeous ๐ค๐
BunnyRabbit
2022-08-09 23:00:29 +0000 UTC
