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Happy Q Year (Premium E273)

Jake, Julian, and Travis are ditching the script for a loose recap of all the popular holiday conspiracy theories. There were drones over New Jersey, heavy fog over the city you live in, and moons over my hammy. Jake regales the others with the harrowing story of how he was nearly lost at sea while on vacation, and Travis and Julian tease some exciting new projects for 2025. 

Happy new year to all of our listeners and thank you from all of us here at QAA for subscribing to us on patreon.   


Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com)

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Comments

Anybody got a link to the Hunter Biden track?

David Harrell

Yes :). Every president has something fun about them. Except the one we have now. It will take centuries before I find any of this ironic.

Claire

Julian I only have one of your books left to read. Excellent prose. I covet Fire Hides Everywhere. Gave a friend my copy of Even the Red Heron bc they need to read it! Write more books, I will read them 😊

citizenjen

💓

Rebecca K

I have been hoping you all are safe from the fire.

Kt

Hope you're all alright ❤️❤️❤️

Fascinating Earthbound Objects

I hope the LA crew ia okay. Been thinkinf about yall

AutumnFacts

Yes but it is kinda funny. I love how bad these guys are at pronouncing Washington counties. Spo-cane, for example.

Quinn Welsch

❤️❤️❤️

Zachary Apoian

Hoping you all are doing. Okay in LA!!

Jackie Daytona

Have you heard Matt Christman's Hall of Presidents episode about him? That's how I became a Van Buren Boy

MoistVonLipwig

Hope you all are okay!

DefinitelyNotaDuck

Very hungry after 3 days in the cave

Horse Badorties

fire

Christian

Why no episode for a week?

William Woessner

I absolutely think there's a non-zero chance there will be a wedge between Elon Musk and Donald Trump and the girls are gonna be fighting no matter how much class solidarity they have but it's not gonna be because of resist lib memes. Elon is fully capable of fucking this alliance up all on his own.

Ronin Fredricson

Liv Agar

Queeriam

Skamania is one of Washington’s many indigenous named counties/cities

Stu

Ska Mania is also a kick ass cd compilation of early ska to two tone.

Brian Sheppard

Travis, whenever you put out that book there has to be an audio version where the whole QAA crew takes part in reading it!!

Jeff

"I checked". dammit I love travis

Jeremy

do NOT send me your butthole.

Chris Brandon

I’ve been listening since 2019. I’m so glad you guys are thriving!

nance

He died on January 6th—what?!? The red pilled patriot levels know no depths. This whole story is bonkers. Thanks for sharing.

Lindsay

Well damn.

Andy Kraushaar

*few days ago

TravisPewPewPew

Did anyone else see that the Pizzagate guy was killed by police a few days again when he pulled a gun on a cop? https://www.salisburypost.com/2025/01/09/pizzagate-gunman-killed-by-kannapolis-police-after-he-pulls-gun-on-officer/

TravisPewPewPew

Liv agar

stan says I'm done with sergio

I'm sorry for their loss but I'm glad they're ok

Spliffy

We are all melted. Most of my friends lost their houses but not their lives.

Claire Hofbauer

Wow. Travis and I have very similar dorky interests. I too am reading about Martin van Buren. I use my lay around vacations to read about super old presidents and re teach myself history. But for no reason other than blanket of security so our world makes some sense. Please write a book.

Claire Hofbauer

Way interested in Travis's research. Great episode. Blessings to you all!

Johnny S

I was very happy to hear from Travis as much as we did in this episode. His work is fascinating and I enjoy getting the view from the trench. I would like to get that more often!

Lauren Murphy

Listening to this after binging the live coverage of LA fires hearing Jake say "things are going to get so much more melted" and hoping yall are ok

Spliffy

Jake, I just want you to know I love you- and if you die in a funny way, I'll edit your Wikipedia page and change your occupation to "noted screenwriter and foot pornography model"

Noblesse Oblahaj

I imagine if Travis had a silencer, he'd just use it like a fidget spinner, screwing and unscrewing it from the Glock whenever Jake and Julian got too much

Noblesse Oblahaj

You were lucky Jake, you could've been the next couple the Open water franchise bases a movie on. For reference ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Tom_and_Eileen_Lonergan )

Aesurah

Jokes about going missing in the Caribbean aside -- Taylor Casey is a Black trans woman from Chicago who disappeared under suspicious circumstances in the Bahamas this summer, and local authorities seem to be covering it up. Her family and friends are still searching for her, you can learn more and support here https://www.instagram.com/findtaylorcasey?igsh=MWhtb3Fpc3hjcjRj

Anonymous

Jake wants to be bad with you baby. https://youtu.be/pTapMjTAn-I?si=Fp39COyfdLH2F1qu

Sean Marshall

Travis, definitely hit up the NYS Archives in Albany if you haven't. They are cool and good and can scan stuff and send it to you. I work in the museum in the same building and they have a total on/off-site of like 24 miles of records.

kakotheres

Crazy to think that about 7 years ago I was sitting in a hospital bed with pancreatitis and I just happened to stumble upon a FB post recommending a little podcast with 3 handsome boys. Watching this show grow has been a joy and your work has helped to remind me that I'm not crazy. Here's to 77 more years.

Andy Kraushaar

I, for one, am very excited about Travis's upcoming project/book. Much of my 2023 was spent reading the absolute 1000-page tome Rise and Fall of the American Whig Party. All these different factions opposed to Jacksonian Democrats: former Federalists, National Republicans, Southern Nullifiers, and Anti-Masons, eventually coalesced into the mismatch that become the ill-fated Whig Party. Anti-Masons were particularly prominent and even won a couple governorships and a few dozen House seats. I'd be fascinated with a deeper dive on them.

Daniel Greene

It’s GOOD, but he just copied Dana Carvey’s SNL impression.

TatsuMaki

Glad you and your wife are ok, Jake 💜

Agent Scully

*whistles awkwardly* God bless you, Mr. Partridge!

Schwartz666

It was inspired by the *English* Revolution, but Julian of course cannot admit this.

Interested Third Party

Fo real!

Schwartz666

lol watersports

Downtown Coyote

Julian ILYSM.

Heather B

would love a 'may the deep dish bless you' hat

ev

First thing I thought of.

Schwartz666

Yo is a Nvidia 5070 good? What kind of monitor should I use if I go on vacation?

Ruth Kiszka

Has Jake seen Force Majeure by Ruben Ostlund? Bc it’s very Jake’s vacation coded.

Beth Wooten

I just wanna say I really appreciate this podcast so much too ❤️ finding y'alls podcast was a bright spot for me during a super dark & weird time in my personal life so you definitely changed the world at least a little bit for me 🥲 happy q year

Delilah Postdemerde

I bought a t-shirt. I do not want a refund. But I will fork over more $ if there is a better quality one available. ❤️

Brent

Anyone else unable to tell the difference between Jake Julian and jimmy

Jye Tremlett

No more watersports on Jake's honeymoon.

Interested Third Party

Love Julian confidently asserting that the French Revolution, which began in 1789, inspired the American Revolution, which ended in 1783.

Chrome Yer Dome

Feel better, Jake’s Wife :(

Storky

Not Julian cutting Jake off in the middle of his "I'm the best I've ever been" speech 😆

Aram J. French

Happy New Year! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE do an episode on the Telepathy Tapes 🤣 Also, Liv Agar

TatsuMaki

I'm with Mac-something: they may have mentioned it before, but it had escaped my notice until now.

LastThird

Jake’s Biden is almost as good as his trump - which I have to say is my personal fave

S. Walker

Oh man! Let me know if you want this insane email I got at work. We do air quality testing for fire departments and I got the weirdest email from someone about testing the fog. 🤣 Now I get it.

Megan Massagee

the fact I seriously thought this was Biden for at least 30s says a lot eh?

Matt

I've stayed in Trout Lake several times and had no clue about that. Whenever we're there though we're more focused on chilling in the woods, and petting that big ole cat that runs the general store.

KEGGY

I really hope this show devolves back to more Jake stories this year.

KEGGY

Also, sad to see that Liv is just getting attacked on the shit app from hell for eating a sandwich, a succulent sandwich. Liv Agar-forever!!!

Laura Walsh

Feeling Jake, got married in 2021 and STILL have not gotten to have a honeymoon. 2025 - *might* be the year!

Laura Walsh

The mainstream news media were made fools of by their bois in Tel aviv. The fact that cnn submits it's news for censorship to idf censors is pure madness. And it makes me pissed off because people always tell me I look like Adam Sandler. A friend of 10 Years asked me if I'm jewish but I'm just a polack! Travis give me tips please. Also being compared to Adam Sandler is an insult because he's not a good looking guy.

Ruth Kiszka

I want to officially register that I will be very interested to read anything that Travis writes about Masonic abductions, and that I am extremely NOT interested in receiving pictures of Julian’s butthole. Thank you.

S G

I'm not quiting though, love your work.

Nvll

I know you do equal opportunity ridicule, but I really don't like making fun of disability (stuttering) . Even that Canadian queen. American gerontocracy is just mad though. Probably best to try and shame them out of it, except it's so lucrative and has bipartisan support.

Nvll

Excerpt from the above 'authority of the bootmaker' link in case people are random click averse: "Does it follow that I reject all authority? Far from me such a thought. In the matter of boots, I refer to the authority of the bootmaker; concerning houses, canals, or railroads, I consult that of the architect or engineer. For such or such special knowledge I apply to such or such a savant. But I allow neither the bootmaker nor the architect nor the savant to impose his authority upon me."

hhhhhm

Jake, if you would like to know what Julian is thinking when he is talking about watersports https://youtu.be/3Jcxbq25vpE

Tim

pretty sure Jake just paid for an "adventure" that was just a larp like The Game to help his wife confront her fear.

pq

Hey guys! The French Revolution came right after the American revolution. Don’t know if it was an accidental swap but for historical accuracy the newly christened Americans inspired the French in this case!

Ben

Happy new year 🎊🎊🎊

'Mech Bae

Will we ever seen the Liv/Jake miniseries on millennials 🥺

Jackson Hager

kind of beside the point but it was the other way around, the american revolution helped bankrupt the french monarchy which led to the french revolution btw

Lula Gama

Travis STUNS fellow podcast hosts with class conscious material analysis.

tapwaterskeptic

Bless, I’m so anxious listening to this

Shivvy

Live Fog-ar

Shivvy

it’s been mentioned! aeons ago tho

Shivvy

Lib Ajar

Smooth Shrek

Travis “Dad Present” energy undefeated

Shivvy

If I ever said anything against Jake rapping, I take it back #NewYear

Shivvy

They talk about him in the Health Perverts episode of manclan.

Ian Sigsworth

I live 10 minutes from where the Bigfoot hunters went missing - it’s pronounced ska-mania. Another notable cryptid in our area is the Klickitat Ape Cat. The owner of a local pot shop (Margie’s Bingen,WA) has an FJ cruiser kitted out and branded Klickitat Ape Cat Research Team, and they’re not joking… The county east of us is home to Bob Songer, famed constitutional sheriff. North or here in Trout Lake, WA we have Gilliland’s ECETI (alien) Ranch. He believes he’s made contact with the ET’s that live inside Mount Adams, and used to host Q conferences around 2020-2022. We have a vortex to Tartaria IMO.

Jose Chung

Merch

Desma

love the Julian and Jake in the same room energy

E Lyons

I need a QAA episode on William Blunderfield. Happy 2025! Thank you for the much needed sanity and laughter.

desert.gremlin

They’re all listed on goodreads under his stage name, Julian Feeld :)

sneep

Julian writes novels!? How is this the first time it has been mentioned?

Mac-something

Write that book Travis, conventional histories of conspiracism, occultism and trolling always name check the free masons but never seems to understand how these things have come down to us through a THICK filter of 18th and 19th century masonry/ anti-masonry.

Mac-something

Yall need to force Travis to talk more.

Ross Moore

Hats?!

Ruth Kiszka

Me too… reminded me of Nicolas Cage caged in a Nicolas Cage cage https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/3e88049c7c747d957a671865252562b940c10e7a80e0fa95daa8974e3eb1f579_1.jpg

Desma

I hope you are making more hats soon!

Desma

suck off my addenum, hyper-bully

SM21

didn't read, liked bc user name

SM21

Thanks for continuing to make the show, guys. I'm so glad to support you. It's just the right balance of goofin and actual information I need to keep track of what my pilled relativess believe and where it comes from. You're a light in a world run by dimwits.

How may wills will Will Smith smith if Will Smith will smith wills

I popped so hard for the Hunter Biden trap song ngl

Sebastian Pickett

Jake referencing movies while describing something that happened to him is peak content brain

HonestEd

I thought the FAA changed some rules recently to allow drones to fly at night.

Adrian Coburn

Mix of fresh and saline water = brackish water. FYI: Turks and Caicos islands wanted to join Canada. As we sit frozen in a polar vortex, we would welcome them if they ask again.

Snickerdoodle

Same Jacobin resistance movement origin

Lara Chetkovich

listening to this ep. on a flight to Turks and Caicos. First time leaving the USA. Can't believe this episode is so relevant. Hopefully no one drowns in a kayak while I'm here.

Alex Kowalewski

Mostly for Jake: “…teeth like a lion, head like a bear, claws that could tear a plank to kindling, they come in the night, in the mist, I saw their glow worm go, saw it come down out of the hills, in the mist…” —13th Warrior.

Gallo Altanero

https://youtu.be/vUSzgaXE9Zk?si=TD77pZEIsmiZvkaU

Joseph O'Brien-Applegate

The discussion of mainstream media's credibility crisis (and Travis saying it won't be replaced by anything better) made me realize that we're about due for a nerdy sidebar series about The Gutenberg Parenthesis. I am not even kidding, I would listen the sh*t out of that.

LastThird

Best moment: the segue from a nihilist discussion about the possibility of change to “anyway, thanks for subscribing!” Love you guys. Second-best moment: the callback to “The Van Buren Boys.”

Mark Hernandez

Sweet, which NPR show?

Schwartz666

Sweet! I’m in Lockport and have some vacay time this week. I’ll see what I can I find

Sunny Halecki-Walker

It allegedly can be found at the Lockport Public library. https://nioga.ent.sirsi.net/client/en_US/default/search/detailnonmodal/ent:$002f$002fSD_ILS$002f0$002fSD_ILS:989632/ada?qu=the+morgan+affair&d=ent%3A%2F%2FSD_ILS%2F0%2FSD_ILS%3A989632%7EILS%7E0&h=8

QAnon Anonymous

Better not have lost Liv to the fog

Ian Price

Offended by Lil Trump on behalf of Lil B based god

Joseph O'Brien-Applegate

It’s cool that people are project bluebeaming each other with ai videos for clix

Eddy

Skamania County definitely got attention from 90's Ska bands

ROU Sentient Lichen

Heard Travis’s voice on my fresh air NPR the other day!!

Lcfitz

thanks guys!! Happy new years

julie poulsen

What a good listen on a snowy commute! I hadn't even flipped on the news until the Speakership vote since Election Night.

Evan Nelson

So glad Jake and his wife are OK. Thank goodness! Happy new year guys and gals we're gonna need eachother for sure on this cursed timeline

Mx_EddyNikko

Sailor Jake is The Man.

bigphoton

I mean if you look at the videos of boats on rough seas, it's easy to see how people might imagine sea monsters. This planet is kinda dramatic at times.

hhhhhm

Example: I trust the 'Authority as Expertise' of virologists, epidemiologists, cardiologists, the WHO (since they (too quietly) corrected their mistake on COVID transmission in 2021 to emphasise aerosol transmission and mask use indoors), on matters to do with COVID, the pandemic, vaccination. I don't trust 'Authority as Power' from governments, media, employers (bosses) who are telling us to come into work and spread sickness without enough time to recover. Letting us believe that vaccines alone are enough to protect our individual and collective health from COVID-19 now (since the economy opened up) and that we no longer need masks, even if that's done via a kind of soft power -making us behave in the way they want (economy line go up 📈) without forcing us, to a certain degree. Constantly talking past tense about the pandemic, even in articles which aren't about Covid, to get us all copying that rhetoric cause it's absolutely everywhere and enough of us aren't critical of the media. Despite conspiracy theorists claiming not to trust MSM, they have also not scrutinised this shift, along with most people, it seems. "Is COVID just another winter bug now?" articles in the BBC site downplaying the health impact of not just flu but Covid which is way more dangerous than getting flu, which is already bad. And so on.

hhhhhm

After being a listener for a while, I finally joined the patreon in 2020 because I had a lot of time on my hands. I figured I'd listen to the back catalog and then cancel, but I had such a good time that I never canceled after all. Happy new year, and thanks for making me feel a little less insane. Also, Julian should listen to "NSA" by Crudbump. I think he'd find it inspiring

Laura

Mistrust in "authority and information" I wish conspiracy theory folks would maybe read about the authority of the bootmaker. 'Authority as Power' is indeed bad. 'Authority as Expertese' is helpful! But these two things are *not* the same! To put it another way, this is not that! https://libcom.org/article/bakunins-bootmaker

hhhhhm

It’s piss play, Jake. That’s the water sports

JJJ

I live in the area where people were bugging out. Ocean county is super white ethnic maga and a gigantic population of ultra orthodox jews. That people dislike for having too many kids its crazy here

Ruth Kiszka

Travis! Where in Niagara County is this document? I live there and am now super curious about it!

Sunny Halecki-Walker

What's good for the podcast is bad for the world. Yo travis the second party system? For real bro? I want you to write about the trail of tears.

Ruth Kiszka

Genocide joe and his pals like antony "the butcher of gaza" blinken are going down in history as genocidaires. I'd love to see them reduced to hiding in the rainforest in Eastern Congo like the hutus in Rwandan Civil war

Ruth Kiszka

His book with Zero is called Fire Hides Everywhere! It’s still available to purchase, you can find it on Amazon

Lola Fayokun

The podcast promises nothing and keeps its promise. - Q en Vec

Josep C.

Travis's first disappointment of the year just 3 min in got me

Laura

Liv Agar

Jess C

DO NOT CORRECT JAKE IN 2025!!!!! JAKE PILLED LIFE! he sets the word sounds and meanings now

Jess C

I would love an old Xerox of Julian’s butthole, with ball’s included. And a collections tab on your Patreon home page. I think that could be really valuable to listeners new and old.

Cory Waring

Jake’s Twitter obituary would feature a post with the N word a bunch of times or maybe the K word, then the next post would be a short video of someone squirting and claiming they drowned Jake and his wife. Very sad over there on Twitter these days.

Cory Waring

Welcome friend, seems you've found a way to connect to the internet

Schwartz666

NB: The French Revolution (1789 - 1799) did not inspire the American Revolution (1775 - 1783). Happy New Year!

Duncan

yes julian mangroves thrive in brackish waters 🏆

boo

Doubling down, very mature.

Vaz

Even the fog is thirsty for Liv!

Schwartz666

Remember, Jesus loves milk & cookies too

Schwartz666

Yeah, like Pigeon said, maybe you'll get lucky find him on Feeld.com dating app 😉

Schwartz666

Jake sneakily referencing Les Mis lol, love to see it

Cool and Normal

Seems you've already claimed that pa-pa-particular "death hill". 😝

Schwartz666

Hunting Bigfoot during winter? Big mistake. Bigfoot hibernates. I thought everyone knew that.

Duncan

Making fun of an actual stutter? Middle school bully shit. The person you're making fun of is a genocide sponsor, so it's not like the choice of target is bad, but you're spraying strays at everyone who has ever had a stutter. (Before someone gets all defensive: is that really a hill you want to die on?)

Vaz

I sometimes show my girlfriend snippets from the episodes. She loves Jake and hates everybody else. She asked me to let you know this. Keep up the good work Jake. P.S. She just googled Liv and asked me to include that she really likes her hair.

Sugi

Things to buy in 2025: - Travis' book! 📖 - Ticket to Jake's movie!! 🎬 - Xeroxed NFT of Julian's asshole!!! 🌟 But for real, you guys do make a difference in the world... You've made me feel a little less alone and a lot less crazy every week for the several years now! Happy New Year and much ❤️ to Travis, Julian, Jake, Liv, Annie, & Brad. QAAA ♾️ 🤘🏻

Schwartz666

Liv AGAR

Ian Price

No, be has a website under his sudonym and he is on Amazon books. Just Google Julian Feeld you'll find it ! Or go to Julian Feeld.com

Pigeon Queen ?

Cock tease then? No...

KELLAM R. CLARK

I would imagine you actually need to doxx him to get that information, which might be a challenge to just ask him directly

Jordan Clementi

So happy to know that Julian has written books. I went to zero press but searching didn't pull anything up. I want a copy of all three...... Please help.

KELLAM R. CLARK

Whether you like it or not: you are the leftist Joe Rogan

Jordan Clementi

Inkjet or laser jet copies of Julian's butt cheeks? Quit being so 20th century. 3d printouts or nothing at all!

Brad Plumb

Happy New Year to the whole team!! I'm thankful I have you guys to help me make sense of the circus!

Amy King

I was raised very Christian so I relate to the no Santa Claus thing

Kierra Miller

happy hanukkah also liv agar

Graham Borland

The theme music hits everytime

UpandAroundTown

That Gatorade episode changed my life. I took up mountain running a few years back and I used to torment myself trying to carry water in camelbacks and keeping obsessively hydrated. Once I listened to that ep and read up on it I just have a massive drink before I go now. Works great. I was totally hydro pilled before and thought I’d die if I didn’t lug five kilos of liquid with me.

Louis Wilkins

Happy New Year and Happy Hanukkah boys!

John Brandkamp

can’t believe she was claimed by the fog 😔

Alex Anderson

Gesundheit!?

Schwartz666

Jake won Gold in Water Sports @ the 2024 Turks & Caicos Games!! Congrats homie! We always believed in you 😉

Schwartz666

So, if I understand correctly, Jake almost drowned a mere 300 miles from the Bermuda Triangle? This is definitely that.

Chris

JAKE ❤️

L Theal

Yep. She's still at it!

Justine Riekena

Jake lives

Brendan Luster

립 에이가 없네! ㅠㅠ

Alex Anderson

it’s so nice hearing you three laughing together (especially jakey)

Sarah

Liv Agar

CK1

The drone hysteria reminds me of years ago when the stealth bomber was first unveiled to the public. When it was scheduled to be at a local airshow, people were calling into radio talk shows saying things like “I couldn’t see it, ‘cuz, you know, it’s invisible, but I could HEAR it flying over my house!”

GeorgeDBugge

oh damn she's still live? I got the notification in her discord a few hours ago but I've been at work

ev

Liv Agar streaming on Twitch as this drops.

Justine Riekena

Is that lil b or Kreayshawn?

Round the world

no liv agar

ev

Liv Agar But seriously, I’ve been chomping at the bit for a new episode.

Dixon Rivera

Happy Q year! The circus is just getting started, happy to have ya'll along for the ride.

nice meme

Happy Q year!

null

We gotta do another whole year?!

Kingfisher

Happy 2025, QAA team!

Rachel


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