Santa With Muscles Movie Night (Premium E270)
Added 2024-12-10 19:00:02 +0000 UTCHulk Hogan as Santa Claus in 1996. Jake has found the perfect movie to torture Julian and Liv with. Somehow he finds an ally in Travis. Merry Christmas to the sickos.
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"i need to go meet nick at midnight" is the new "i have heard the chimes at midnight"
Jamie Jarvie
2025-01-30 19:17:09 +0000 UTCHow did you not mention that Clayton was Garrett Morris?
Keith Calleja
2024-12-29 14:40:42 +0000 UTCImagine it in French dubbing : "Monsieur Papa... ou Quand le Père Noël s'en mêle" ... saw it on Gulli for sure 😭
Guy B.
2024-12-25 21:03:05 +0000 UTCWatching this dogshit now with my husband. Cannot believe Travis enjoyed this lmao.
Alyssha Timm
2024-12-24 20:30:48 +0000 UTCdude…the breakfast spot I go to was playing this on vhs yesterday😭
Andrew Mahalik
2024-12-20 19:03:09 +0000 UTCMy favorite part was Jake saying “Don-“
Cordelia Reagan
2024-12-18 01:13:01 +0000 UTCCan we compare notes? A native of the city taught me to swallow the O and put a lot of emphasis on the second syllable, so that it comes out “Sp’KAN.” Am I doing it wrong?
Liam Harte
2024-12-16 04:24:42 +0000 UTCSPOW-KAN. I’m taking time out to let Jake know how you pronounce Spokane. Does not rhyme with cocaine, would be funnier if it did
Emily Freilinger
2024-12-16 02:15:44 +0000 UTCThe fighting domestic help scene is a nod to Clouseau & Kato https://youtu.be/uk_2-ib3ENc?si=5StuK9CPox6_Lw5d
Byron Porter
2024-12-16 00:37:32 +0000 UTCThat Rosie & The Originals song has stayed with me since I first heard it - about 40 years ago. My late musician friend Nikki first played it me - he loved it - as I learned so to do, in time. The longer version has a wonderfully tuneless saxophone break too….. https://youtu.be/9xm3qnh1sck?si=yB-hR48_lV3-VVmf Great episode, encore une fois.
Chris Coleman
2024-12-14 23:22:18 +0000 UTCOK wow. I'm hung up on the concept of "richest man in ten states." Like, which ten? Is "I'm a heart breaker, I'm a trouble maker" a slant, baffling reference to Full Metal Jacket, or is life taker/heartbreaker just a general purpose military-ism? Either way wild choice. I fast-motion melted like an Indiana Jones villain when Liv said "I wasn't alive in this period." 9/11 good ep.
E Lyons
2024-12-14 20:47:00 +0000 UTCSo this movie is the origin story for Weezer's "Troublemaker" and Jake missed it???
Brian Sheppard
2024-12-14 04:34:20 +0000 UTCI had a Hulkamania weight lifting set (like 8 lbs) that came with a motivational tape with bad 80s rock and Hulk tells you "come on little hulkster, you can do it" and "Don't do drugs." I'm almost 48, built like a noodle, and think drugs are fun as fuck. I think I'm entitled to compensation. I'm also entitled to compensation for being reminded of this movie which 2 of my best awful friends subjected me to years ago.
Brian Sheppard
2024-12-14 03:32:49 +0000 UTCHow did you forget "Elves" from last year
Sparky
2024-12-13 02:22:17 +0000 UTCdefinitely thought "santa with muscles" was going to be an episode about Luigi
augustburnsbread
2024-12-13 00:43:41 +0000 UTCI am just remembering how ungodly orange Hulk was when I met him at the radio music awards in... 2004? Las Vegas as he was promoting his daughter Brook's album. He was very nice to me, but soooooooo orange!!!
Emmyghoul
2024-12-13 00:13:35 +0000 UTCYes, for sure. MST3K did an excellent roast of both films. Hilarious. I'm a big fan of the show.
bigphoton
2024-12-12 17:03:43 +0000 UTCThe MST3K version is great! They also did a riff on a very weird Mexican movie called Santa Claus, where Santa battles demons.
Melissa Humbert
2024-12-12 16:43:53 +0000 UTCI'm so damned for enjoying this.
John Brandkamp
2024-12-12 15:33:19 +0000 UTCtitle alone is titillating me
wc
2024-12-12 14:18:43 +0000 UTCWhat's wild about the Hogan character's having branded products as a joke is this film came out one year after the massive, embarrassing failure of Pastamania, Hogan's own brand of fast-food pasta restaurant. And of course all the shitty merchandise during the heights of Hulkamania in general. If it was anyone else but Hogan, I'd say it's meant to be self-deprecating, but...
TheShockmaster
2024-12-12 07:22:20 +0000 UTCliv agar
ev
2024-12-12 04:07:46 +0000 UTCThere used to be a ton of sex jokes in kids movies. In the master of disguise Dana carvey plays an overly sexual older woman who sexually harasses the villain. Her name is Gammy Num Nums.
Chloe Showalter
2024-12-12 03:18:21 +0000 UTCWhy leave in the first mention of the fast food joint and then bleep all of the others? What is happening? Am I insane?
Brent
2024-12-12 02:09:55 +0000 UTCNever lose confidence, Jake. We are weird little freaks who would listen to hours upon hours of Hulk Hogan movie night content hosted by you specifically.
Samantha Miller
2024-12-12 02:00:42 +0000 UTCGoddamn, I just remembered my favorite shitty Hulk movie from the 90s.. "Suburban Commando" starring Christopher Lloyd! Never realized the Undertaker was one of the bounty hunters til just now. Also, the Alien creature was badass.. very Predator-esque.
Schwartz666
2024-12-11 23:47:01 +0000 UTC"I rip it fom YouTube in 340p." Literally just did a spit take!
Melissa Humbert
2024-12-11 23:19:10 +0000 UTCFound it on YT! Definitely subjecting my family to this on Xmas.. 🤘🏻🎅 https://youtu.be/EWyh6_-qFrw
Schwartz666
2024-12-11 23:08:55 +0000 UTCI know I’m kind of outing Julian for not cutting this lol but Jake, you are great and funny and full of whimsy, and we love to listen to you. You getting gently ribbed is also really entertaining and I hope you don’t take it to heart. Keep doing what you’re doing and know we have your back
Brant
2024-12-11 21:04:40 +0000 UTCThis is Hulk Hogan's Jacob's Ladder but also the 90s was the USA's Jacob's Ladder is my conclusion after listening to this episode.
Cate Kneale
2024-12-11 20:11:13 +0000 UTCI don't think you're allowed to say GOON anymore.
TheDeadman
2024-12-11 18:55:02 +0000 UTCLiv Agar
sablav
2024-12-11 18:51:57 +0000 UTCGreat episode. Besides being a scab, Hulk Hogan is so racist he banned Du rags from being worn in his shitty restaurant.
Steven Kirk
2024-12-11 17:43:29 +0000 UTCwhenever you go to trade in a console at gamestop they make you climb into a weird jacuzzi with a fire underneath it and they start cutting pieces of carrots and other vegetables into the water
psidew
2024-12-11 08:27:47 +0000 UTCI was wondering if his character spoke through the TVs so he could avoid being on set with Hulk
nownotmyrealname
2024-12-11 07:37:14 +0000 UTCAlso, I love this podcast! I've been a listener since almost the beginning - whwn my dad went down the rabbit hole 😊
Johanna
2024-12-11 07:29:55 +0000 UTCYes! I watched the movie quite recently, it's based on a book by a famous Swedish author (famous in Sweden 😉) Moa Martinsson
Johanna
2024-12-11 07:24:04 +0000 UTCHulk Hogan is a jabroni.
batlock666
2024-12-11 07:08:36 +0000 UTCWe need a supercut of every time Jake has fucked up the outro
Brad Plumb
2024-12-11 06:48:50 +0000 UTCJake so Goku…
Patrick Gremillion
2024-12-11 06:06:16 +0000 UTCgreat show again, im 46 and i also was a wwf fan in the 1980s, but i also remember the hulk hogan rock n wrestling cartoon show. i liked that most of all, but looking back now it is pretty lame, but i guess thats nostalgia, but when i look back at transformers, ghostbusters cartoon and some others they dont seem as lame, they are still well done. so it varies.
brian burke
2024-12-11 06:00:35 +0000 UTCcool idea. are you from sweden? if so thats cool that they have fans in sweden. im brian from illinois USA there are some cool films, music etc from sweden i like alot and would love to find out more about but hard to find translations. do you know of the movie ANIARA?
brian burke
2024-12-11 05:52:28 +0000 UTCWith the Ed Begley jr mention, I feel like they should take a detour into watching Transylvania 6-5000
Chloe Showalter
2024-12-11 05:35:19 +0000 UTCNever apologize Jake, you're all fantastic and I'm always happy when I get to spend time with you! 💖
Lo
2024-12-11 05:29:46 +0000 UTCNo Holds Barred was written by Hogan and Vince McMahon over a weekend in a hotel room. Also Hogan rated out Jesse Ventura's attempt to unionize the WWF in the 80s. He fucking sucks and the second I turned 10 I realized how garbage he was.
Aaron
2024-12-11 05:11:51 +0000 UTCCompletely off topic but I would fully support anyone storming the capitol in Jan 😊 (Please don't tell the FBI or the Swedish police abt my stance)
Johanna
2024-12-11 04:40:40 +0000 UTCBabes in Toyland was THREE years ago! Insane
Noah Z
2024-12-11 04:36:27 +0000 UTCThis episode has been great company during my insomnia. Thanks QAA. I enjoyed this
hhhhhm
2024-12-11 04:36:03 +0000 UTC“I have to go meet Nick at midnight” is a favorite quote of mine thanks to Jake mentioning it on at least one past episode
Noah Z
2024-12-11 04:34:18 +0000 UTC"Dome-estically" says Jake (he talks about lot)
Ryan Post
2024-12-11 04:01:33 +0000 UTCNo matter the film, he's always a pro.
Charlie L
2024-12-11 03:43:41 +0000 UTCThis is such a great episode, I just watched this movie recently. Jake, you would be so incredible on Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst!
Charlie L
2024-12-11 03:42:50 +0000 UTCY'all forgot about Elves? That movie's magical and is my favorite Christmas movie about cocaine, Santa chain smoking while running, foul mouthed small children, and nazis making elf supersoldiers.
Brian Sheppard
2024-12-11 03:15:19 +0000 UTCSooooooo….. the orphans were going to essentially be turned into mole children? I’m now reimagining this movie with Jim Caviezel in Hulk’s role.
Sarah Wolf
2024-12-11 02:52:36 +0000 UTCPoor Ed Begley jr! If my math is correct, HE WAS SOBER when making this. It must have been a fucking nightmare for him.
Sarah Wolf
2024-12-11 02:00:55 +0000 UTCDon Stark worked with Mila Kunis on That 70s Show.
Wyatt Evert
2024-12-11 01:28:19 +0000 UTCYou young guys should know the labor unions abandoned the Democrats in 1984 and then the unions came out against Clinton's national healthcare plan in 1994
dsjordan
2024-12-11 00:49:36 +0000 UTC23&me told me I was part of the tribe. 1920s Vienna was a kinda convert or leave place, so my great grands did before my grandmother was born, but then left entirely in 1939. Family story was we were Catholics who didn’t like Hitler, a la Sound of Music, but really we were recent converts who never found America safe enough to tell the full story. Tracks
Natasha Ernst
2024-12-11 00:45:47 +0000 UTCI don’t think I needed a blow by blow podcast of why a bad movie is bad, here’s hoping the next episode is good
HonestEd
2024-12-11 00:21:39 +0000 UTCOh, Shit! Now I have to watch both Cop Dog and Zombie Hamlet.
Chris Brandon
2024-12-11 00:05:56 +0000 UTCWell if the last number was 88, they would have had to try up to 100 times
alli moulton
2024-12-10 23:51:50 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas, and fuck you Jake.
Stephen Wall
2024-12-10 23:28:18 +0000 UTCI love movie night
alli moulton
2024-12-10 23:24:41 +0000 UTCSo wait ... they don't know the combination for the vault, but are only missing the last number. What is preventing them from just ... trying 10 times?
lady8jane
2024-12-10 22:46:19 +0000 UTCA second vote for Raccoons Christmas.
Snickerdoodle
2024-12-10 22:32:59 +0000 UTCHope you guys have a great Christmas period and I appreciate all the hard work you do.
Catgoblin
2024-12-10 22:18:13 +0000 UTCY'all should continue the Hulk Hogan theme and do the 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain from '98
ierc
2024-12-10 21:45:41 +0000 UTCLiv Agar
Regular Sized Horse (Small)
2024-12-10 21:45:02 +0000 UTCDon Stark is not dead, I actually had the pleasure of directing him in the stage reading of a play about seven or eight years ago, he’s a really nice and fun guy
Matt Graber
2024-12-10 21:21:32 +0000 UTCWhat is the source behind calling Mila Kunis a Zionist, Julian? Google is not being fruitful here
Andrew Lenahan
2024-12-10 21:16:17 +0000 UTCSo, Hulk Hogan plays an orphan who thinks he's Santa and beats up naughty people? Man, the "Silent Night, Deadly Night" sequels got WEIRD.
Athena Alcidemos
2024-12-10 21:06:42 +0000 UTCHappy Christmas y’all maybe Wag the Dog next year?
hugo de bugré
2024-12-10 21:06:34 +0000 UTCThe purpose of the thumbprint is to deter people from trading or selling stolen goods. Pawn shops used to do it, too.
Geoffrey A Hill
2024-12-10 20:32:47 +0000 UTCCheck out Cosmic Christmas or the Raccoons Christmas for some real weirdness
Laura Walsh
2024-12-10 20:24:22 +0000 UTCThe best, worst Christmas movie ever is Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. It's got a 10 year old Pia Zadora drenched in green makeup, and wearing a toilet plunger on her head, and the first nude film appearance by Mrs. Claus. OK, she's not nude, but there is a cardboard robot. I guarantee if you watch this movie you'll turn into a newt. (But you'll get better.)
bigphoton
2024-12-10 19:22:39 +0000 UTCYou guys gotta check out the nephilim death squad podcast they r so pilled and idiotic
Kelley Kloncz
2024-12-10 19:20:34 +0000 UTCYou guys should watch Hot Frosty
Andrew Lenahan
2024-12-10 19:07:46 +0000 UTCThe only movie that I've found more enjoyable to watch alone and drink in a deep depression than with friends who are able to confirm how bad it is
Grease Witherspoon
2024-12-10 19:04:23 +0000 UTCWho else knew about this movie because of Spoony's review?
Elberik
2024-12-10 19:04:17 +0000 UTCChristmas movie episodes are some of my favorites I am being so serious
DogCrunch
2024-12-10 19:04:09 +0000 UTC
