Springtime for QAnon (E302)
Added 2024-11-23 01:20:31 +0000 UTCCursed McDonald’s humiliation rituals, secret messages sent through a filet-o-fish, Elon posting a QAnon News Network meme, UFO disclosure in congress, and Tucker Carlson being attacked by a demon in his sleep. Sit down and eat, children.
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Jake use an air fryer to heat up your McDonald’s fries!!
Hannah Lux
2025-02-26 00:52:12 +0000 UTCGuy sounds like Steve Brule.
chaos.contagion
2025-01-11 19:19:00 +0000 UTCI've never thought about that, but you're right. It's unidentified, not necessarily extraterrestrial. There's not even an "E" in the acronym.
Kitty Brewer
2024-12-18 18:08:17 +0000 UTCcalm down a little ok
Pondo Vyher
2024-12-02 11:19:13 +0000 UTCI love how Jake is so stupid he assumes Tucker Carlson is starting his story with factual things that actually happened and not making up complete bullshit. Like Carlson has a history as an honest dealer.
Cumshitter
2024-11-30 23:38:37 +0000 UTCat 1:04:49 Jake called Barney Gumble "Barney Rubble", the character from the Flintstones. I sure hope someone gets fired for that blunder.
Peter Lynn
2024-11-28 06:03:47 +0000 UTC*clears throat in Alberta, Canada*
Peter Aidan Byrne
2024-11-27 17:56:36 +0000 UTCYeah I can see a run for governor being his original plan but can't really imagine that working out now, even by Republican standards he's burned a LOT of bridges. But hey, more ridiculous things have certainly happened, so who knows.
Peter Aidan Byrne
2024-11-27 17:52:59 +0000 UTCIt's extra funny because if Trump posted that you'd KNOW it was backhanded and sarcastic, but when Musk posts it you're like yeah, he's definitely stupid enough to say this unironically about someone even most Republicans see for the spineless, amoral weasel he is.
Peter Aidan Byrne
2024-11-27 17:43:39 +0000 UTCAs awful as these people are, it's at least somewhat satisfying to know that sooner or later they all end up as that photo of Ted Cruz manning phones for Trump.
Peter Aidan Byrne
2024-11-27 17:35:14 +0000 UTCINCREDIBLE moment
Peter Aidan Byrne
2024-11-27 17:25:56 +0000 UTCBooboo on a list alright. Craigslist
Jose Luis Rios
2024-11-27 05:27:02 +0000 UTCLittle disappointed in the McDonald's comms didn't mention rabbi Finkelstein who definitely wasn't a far right Christofascist doing a silly accent
DrewiePie
2024-11-26 22:13:42 +0000 UTCMy god!! Jake's impression of Musk is so good he makes me want to slap him each he does it lol.
Grindizer
2024-11-26 10:48:41 +0000 UTCThe human/alien hybrid and supersoldier thing is 100% the core central plot of the X Files. She is either joking, or is legitimately impaired and should have some kind of aide or helper in congress with her.
Dinosaur
2024-11-25 22:00:26 +0000 UTCI think journalism is downhill because I saw the audiobook for Elizondo’s Imminent on sale on iTunes and saw it had great reviews there but wanted to see that he wasn’t a quack and saw that it had great reviews on Amazon and Good Reads and then went to NYT and that review was ok so I got it and now listening to this podcast and realizing he may be a quack. Maybe doesn’t make it not worth listening to but still an example that numbers don’t mean anything
GF
2024-11-25 21:17:27 +0000 UTCI think it's 2 things, most Catholic priests don't really believe in weird ass shit like this to be honest. so the few exorcism experts probably draw on ideas from Protestants frequently. second, I think the QAA hosts were just mentioning the King James Bible as where that term was first popularly found. although you're not *wrong* about the BS lol
Kevin Donnelly
2024-11-25 21:09:45 +0000 UTCWhy does everyone immediately conflate UAP or whatever with aliens? Wouldn't people assume foreign spy craft like they do with any scary balloon in the world?
Brandi Ray
2024-11-25 20:21:08 +0000 UTCI just loved Travis’ twilight zone reference. That’s all I wanted.
Mat
2024-11-25 19:50:47 +0000 UTCI followed you on Bsky Travis!
Jimmie Hammel
2024-11-25 17:08:35 +0000 UTCChristianity guy sounds like Dr Steve Brule - check it out
Evan
2024-11-25 16:41:52 +0000 UTCI was workplace friends with Heers years ago when he taught high school history on Long Island. Smart guy, impassioned and sincere —but with a distinct Harold Hill vibe. Very high on his own charisma.
Len Schiff
2024-11-25 16:35:13 +0000 UTCLooks like Julien got "vexed" entering the second hour of the podcast.
Jan Meyer
2024-11-25 15:36:42 +0000 UTCThat's *Le* Epic Bacon Szechuan sauce to you pal
Tyler Dennis
2024-11-25 14:25:23 +0000 UTCThe budget for that movie according to Jake is $138,138 buccarinos
Eric Rice
2024-11-25 09:26:16 +0000 UTChahahah @ 17:40 "no need for cryptic hints? that is freaking hysterically funny, what the FUCK do you think we've been looking at for the past 7 years?!"
Kevin Donnelly
2024-11-25 09:14:41 +0000 UTCHaha, the Boebert bit 49 minutes in is literally the plot of Illuminatus! trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea, one absolute epic of a conspiracy laden acid trip.
Jesse
2024-11-25 05:01:46 +0000 UTCI literally took a break tonight to from a podcast that I’m listening to called Alien State that discusses over seven or so episodes exactly this UFO situation you guys were talking about on this episode. Harry Reid, Skinwalker Ranch, the whole shebang. It’s a little bit smarmy and the guy is kind of annoying but it’s entertaining. I somewhat recommend it.
Landry
2024-11-25 03:10:34 +0000 UTCYou know that Tuck just wants in on that sweet, sweet religious grift $$ so he had to have an origin story for his “finding god” bs
Landry
2024-11-25 03:08:06 +0000 UTCFirst Things’ restaurant is here in my town, Greenville SC. I ate there once. Food was good. They kinda explain the FT thing there. It’s called “Keipi”. I don’t believe that John guy lives here. Their website kinda explains stuff but on the most base, secular level. It does sound culty/missionary when you get into the FT pages. https://www.keipirestaurant.org/our-story
William Leslie
2024-11-25 00:07:58 +0000 UTCs
sanguinity (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
2024-11-24 22:57:42 +0000 UTCPlease stop calling it a Fish Filet; it is a Fish Delight
sanguinity (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
2024-11-24 22:50:53 +0000 UTCYour hope is admirable. But nah he's lying about that too unfortunately. Would love it to be the case of real haunts, but his intonation/wording/logic/consistency are oozing absurdly insincere, self-contradictory, nonsensical half-baked cynical appeasement of whatever reactionary influencers and audience happens to be in front of him. If any real demons reading this have a spare weekend though...🤞🤞🤞
Overzealous Euthanasiast
2024-11-24 22:42:31 +0000 UTCHe’s so patently evil, and in that way it’s not shocking that he’s easily convinced of negative energies and spiritual manifestations. Like yeah I bet he IS picking up on bad vibes constantly, but it’s not a demon. He’s smelling his own moral and spiritual decay.
BugsprayCody
2024-11-24 22:22:11 +0000 UTCYou should be on a list
BugsprayCody
2024-11-24 22:13:38 +0000 UTCI swear those map game players are split 50/50 between communist transpeople and soy cis male fascists. I am of the former. Our future def sec is obviously of the later.
Sami
2024-11-24 21:55:25 +0000 UTC“Tell me they are real and they are on the offensive” should be a shirt haha
ABAYARTS
2024-11-24 21:00:06 +0000 UTChow am I just now noticing that the Musk voice is also the Ron Watkins voice
steaknap
2024-11-24 20:30:50 +0000 UTCliv agar
bakaneko420
2024-11-24 18:06:21 +0000 UTClove the title. the producers was a staple in my life growing up haha
tina
2024-11-24 13:33:59 +0000 UTCHey, loved this episode! I had an administrative question regarding a 'special' role for Discord for 'Daddy' patrons? I know this may be silly, but I am not sure I see a special role or status for my user? Any assistance would be appreciated! Thanks again.
RISKINVERSE
2024-11-24 10:28:27 +0000 UTC🤣
Vanessa Lucio
2024-11-24 06:08:16 +0000 UTCI haven’t even joined Bluesky but I deleted Twitter from my phone about 2 weeks ago because the app felt like intentional rage bait at this point
Andrew Lenahan
2024-11-24 04:33:59 +0000 UTCProbably a bad idea to fall asleep listening to QAA… I had a dream that RFK Jr was mansplaining how to naturally treat my dog’s diabetes.
jrd
2024-11-24 02:52:20 +0000 UTC+1 from meeee
Shivvy
2024-11-24 01:37:46 +0000 UTCppl wishing air fryer at jake hive
Shivvy
2024-11-24 01:37:19 +0000 UTCthanks i hate it
Shivvy
2024-11-24 01:36:36 +0000 UTCi need Brad too bc someone I started following there is making the cutest little ufo watercolors
Shivvy
2024-11-24 00:07:03 +0000 UTCHere to BEG Julian and Jake to join Bluesky just so I can cackle at the nihilism and Ghostbusters references. I’ll let you figure out which is which.
Carley Jennings
2024-11-23 23:29:01 +0000 UTCI’m not a Bible guy at all but when I wake up with scratches and blood on my sheets after sleeping in a bed with 4 dogs and my first impulse is to call the nearest evangelical for paranormal counseling.
M J
2024-11-23 22:59:20 +0000 UTCA toaster oven is a fantastic investment for these sorts of things.
Richard Bunsinator
2024-11-23 22:43:46 +0000 UTCDep of couter terrorism, I believe
Johanna
2024-11-23 22:37:02 +0000 UTCDOGE is exactly what we’ve needed for decades now you bunch o snowflakes!! CUT THAT BLOAT! And the first order of business…. Two bosses! These guys are MASTERS of efficiency and everyone knows when you make a new company or department, the most efficient thing to do is put TWO people in charge! Bow at the genius of maga movement you swine
Anthony koz
2024-11-23 22:36:10 +0000 UTCI love how Quislings like RFK Jr. are force fed shit sandwiches by Trump, but must pretend to be happy about the meal publicly so they can have power. It's like they are saying " Yeah, it's a shit sandwich, but the bread is really good!"
bigphoton
2024-11-23 22:29:34 +0000 UTCMake sure to cover the foil loosely, you'll want any steam to escape so they don't get floppy.
Robert Williams
2024-11-23 22:08:26 +0000 UTCLiterally came here to pitch Jake on an air fryer lol. I’ll have to try it with the skillet method; I usually just throw em on the tray with some foil under and give em a quick nuke (to varying results lol)
Crook E Crisp
2024-11-23 21:54:44 +0000 UTCIt makes me sad every time I hear it. Especially from people who should know better.
Jamie Fritz
2024-11-23 21:51:33 +0000 UTCDOGE is just All County Building Supply for 2025. Trump only knows so many scams.
Brad
2024-11-23 21:22:28 +0000 UTCdot con 😆
Carrie Leigh
2024-11-23 21:21:38 +0000 UTCI’ve never felt more slandered for not dipping my nuggets
adam
2024-11-23 20:04:54 +0000 UTCThat documentary guy has Bill Simmons energy
Elizabeth Boucher
2024-11-23 19:22:58 +0000 UTCYou know that Elon got sweet and sour + BBQ because if you combine them you get the epic bacon szechuan sauce
Alex
2024-11-23 19:17:46 +0000 UTCWhy would a Catholic priest refer to a term from the King James Bible? 🤔 I sense bullshit.
donutfox
2024-11-23 19:09:21 +0000 UTCKnowledge Fight did a whole episode about the Tucker thing and how Alex Jones tries not to get scooped on the “Tucker got attacked by a demon” story 😂
Megan Muse
2024-11-23 17:33:57 +0000 UTCJake, if you don't have an air fryer, stick the fries in a skillet/frying pan on a highish heat, then cover with aluminium foil. Give it roughly 3-5 mins and shake every so often. This trick also works for pizza.
Robert Williams
2024-11-23 15:58:50 +0000 UTCits fun to laugh at Tom DeLong, but that last sekret machines book was fire.
SippyCup
2024-11-23 15:40:45 +0000 UTCCrusader kings 3 shout out! Yes you can do things in crusader kings 3 like converting every Muslim I n the world. To ppl like this defense secretary creep playing as a Muslim dynasty and conquering europe would be beyond the pale. They are so racist that they can't even play as a non Christian in a weirdo game where uou stare at a map
Ruth Kiszka
2024-11-23 15:36:49 +0000 UTCTucker Carlson has to be the worst actor with the most skin crawling psycho laugh in human history. He thinks emotional speech is somewhere between forced hysterical screeching and forced pitch drops, schizophrenically bouncing between the two within words or even syllables, sometimes combining or mutating into forced maniacal abominations completely unable to mirror even the cheapest laziest AI imitation of humanity. If satan existed and had hell hounds, Tucker would be the stinky rotten dog toy still squeaking away in the corner every night failing to appease hell doggo's increasingly neglected frustrations. - Spose what am trying to say is it's baffling to see anyone taking him seriously, let alone stand being in the same room god forbid even communicating with him. Musk and he are pure skin crawlers, rarely seen in natural light except when they emerge to feed.
Overzealous Euthanasiast
2024-11-23 15:18:15 +0000 UTCthe elon tweet about Gaetz is so funny in hindsight. “he has a backbone of steel [up until he flees public office as soon as it becomes clear that him having sex with teenagers will become a matter of public record, then his backbone will melt into goo & he will flee]”
Quinn Darling
2024-11-23 14:47:45 +0000 UTCI spy a package of BBQ sauce on RFK jr’s tray! Once labeled as “Tangy Q”. Coincidence? And you disinformationed all over this bombshell! But it’s true, you gotta get the BBQ and Sweet and Sour.
Franz Kummerspeck
2024-11-23 14:20:16 +0000 UTCThat First thing is definitely just a way to slip Christian Witnessing work into an area more covertly since people don't trust Christian Missionaries at all. All the words are ones Christians love. Creationship is pretty good honestly. Hope someone got paid good for that one. Its like those Music groups that try to be mainstream with a Christian message without saying the word.
Aesurah
2024-11-23 13:57:40 +0000 UTCLast guy just screams CIA cutout NGO. Also great to see energized Julian back.
ALL GOOD ALL GOOD
2024-11-23 13:48:38 +0000 UTCJake, you need an air fryer for reheating those McDonald's fries. 3 mins, boom
Ian Davies
2024-11-23 13:46:27 +0000 UTCEven if I wasn't lying about being attacked by a demon and GENUINELY thought I had been, I probably would leave out the part about there being 4 dogs in bed with me... "Something scratched me... but when I looked to see what it was, all I saw was my wife with her brand new acrylic nails and my four dogs with their combined 72 claws, legs twitching peacefully in their sleep..."
Ronin Fredricson
2024-11-23 11:56:20 +0000 UTCIt may just be because I listened to it at 3am after a few drinks but I have not laughed this hard at a podcast in years. There is one silver lining to the dark looming specter of reality show fascism, and that is the coming boom in hilarious podcasts. What a time to be completely dead inside!
Bernardo Attias
2024-11-23 11:31:36 +0000 UTCSebastian fucking Gorka?! Jesus Crap. Now I remember where the tiny fucking shred of joy I experienced the past couple years came from; I had finally forgotten that miserable piece of shit ever existed.
Bernardo Attias
2024-11-23 11:23:26 +0000 UTCWait, Jake is sick again? Please mask up my friends! This Covid virus is nasty vascular shit
hhhhhm
2024-11-23 10:10:56 +0000 UTCThat tumbling out of Jake's mind got a laugh from me!
hhhhhm
2024-11-23 09:25:23 +0000 UTC.cum
Sarah duRivage-Jacobs
2024-11-23 09:16:46 +0000 UTCWhy do so many Americans use the ableist slur?
hhhhhm
2024-11-23 09:01:27 +0000 UTCWait, Tucker got Uzumaki'd? 🌀🐚
Schwartz666
2024-11-23 07:45:08 +0000 UTCThe south? Unless you live at the north pole, that's a bit of an underestimation. To start with, I'd like to introduce you to Idaho.
Vaz
2024-11-23 07:00:04 +0000 UTCI heard Travis accidentally say "can has" and rushed to Patreon to post about it, then Julian did it first.
Vaz
2024-11-23 06:56:38 +0000 UTCThanks for keeping me sane guys. Appreciate ya
Emily Freilinger
2024-11-23 05:25:32 +0000 UTCliv agar
Alex Anderson
2024-11-23 05:17:34 +0000 UTCJake. Air fryer.
Hanna
2024-11-23 04:58:37 +0000 UTC*added (sorry set on Swedish)
Johanna
2024-11-23 03:43:10 +0000 UTCIt's so funny that Sebastian Gorka has been adderad to the list, since the recording of this episode. And also antivaxxer Dave Weldon as the head of CDC! Jfc 😵💫 I'm so sorry America
Johanna
2024-11-23 03:42:22 +0000 UTCThe sleep of reason begets monsters
Blake
2024-11-23 02:43:53 +0000 UTCSCP-6969 Ketter class object: Liv agar
ROU Sentient Lichen
2024-11-23 02:42:56 +0000 UTCI agree, I think it was a way to resign without saying he was resigning because of the ethics report. Not sure what he’ll do next but I don’t see him running for governor or US senate.
Paul Moyer
2024-11-23 02:37:53 +0000 UTCI'm not qualified, but can I please come to the reunion parties for Liv's reporting sources?
Brendan Luster
2024-11-23 02:31:15 +0000 UTCWe are all ready to pump and dump Jake!!
Justin S.
2024-11-23 02:26:05 +0000 UTCGonna have "human meat" bouncing around my head for days
Ben Thelen
2024-11-23 02:13:54 +0000 UTCOh god we're so cooked shit is fully melted
Sebastian Pickett
2024-11-23 01:52:46 +0000 UTCliv agar
ev
2024-11-23 01:51:29 +0000 UTCTheory regarding Matt Gaetz. I think that he has been planning a run in Florida state politics. He alienated many in the republican party when he ousted Mike McCarthy as house speaker. Never thought he was going to get confirmed.
Matthew Halsall
2024-11-23 01:48:59 +0000 UTCWe're back on the menu y'all
Kingfisher
2024-11-23 01:32:06 +0000 UTCQAA classico time, let's fuckin go!
Schwartz666
2024-11-23 01:26:23 +0000 UTCIs anyone else humming this title to the tune of “Springtime for Hitler?😂)
GeorgeDBugge
2024-11-23 01:25:21 +0000 UTCFirst Just kidding. Wasn’t expecting an episode so soon, but very grateful for it, none the less. These episodes help combat the ignorance that has infested the south as of late.
Dixon Rivera
2024-11-23 01:25:03 +0000 UTC
