So I have a nameless dragon now... Any takers? He only charges $5 an hour; but if you treat him to (actual) dinner, it's free for the day!
He's actually much nicer than he looks. Predatory teasing costs an extra $2 for him. :p
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He has a name now.
After I lot more thought than I expected to put into him, his full name is Davoravi O. Pelles.