"On the written portion you drew a little guy with wings from the Led Zepplin records."
"Icarus, so what are you trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?"
Russet
2025-10-27 18:06:46 +0000 UTC
"Man-Da-Lay." https://youtu.be/aeJJR_uMYlQ
Molly McAllister
2025-10-27 18:06:05 +0000 UTC
"That poor woman had the saddest tits, damned depressing."
"Yeah, they were like The Notebook sad."
"Like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad."
"Mournful, she has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra."
"Those things are like a little kid with progeria, cracking all his ribs trying to catch a nerf ball, just sad. Damn it she has gloomy tits!"
"It's like she put a dollars worth of change in some old socks and then taped em to her chest."
"I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."
Russet
2025-10-27 18:03:34 +0000 UTC
"Men fear him, women name their vibrators after him." - Henchman 21.