One Night Steve (Everyone is Home) + 3 BONUS PANELS

You know it couldn't have been that Steve was sick and he needed some place to sleep real quick. And bayonetta being a nice person decided to give him her bed. It doesn't need to be drama and affairs.

MercenaryX

WAIT I KNOW ABOUT THE SIMON THING BUT WHEN DID BAYONETTA SLEEP WITH STEVE!? Or am I missing something?

FinestCacophony

what can you say, steve does have the big meats slabs

Anonymous Monkey

Loss in da paper

Fruitsquish

Simon is for the culture. Going for the goth girls

Cyber Stuff

Have you gotten much fanart of your dark samus btw?

George Marionerd

Alt-Tabbed on the death screen

Soooo...who's the Smash equivalent to Jerry Springer?

Jeffrey Solis

Bayo Vision Bay Bayo Vision Bayo Vision Bay Bayo Vision ... Hope you find that as amusing as I did.

Neo Ultra Mike

Digging for treasure ;)

Moats

Okay this is going to sound weird but I need to say it anyway: THIS is the comic that got me to read all of the archives. Like I had been a fan of Wooden Plank for years and been a patreon for a couple of months but there was some comics I did miss especially the bonus panels so I missed that Simon and Bayonetta were a couple so I scoured the archives to find out where that happened which got me into reading all the comics you guys did starting back in 2013. So yeah that's how I spent my day I think that was a day well spent. Made this comic a lot funnier honestly. I have a feeling due to Bayonetta's umbra witch energy there was probably a seal around her room for awhile thus why Steve could only break it now not before besides just "for the sake of the gag" esque writing but still amusing to pull from that plot line some especially since it's been months since last tapped on... probably since Bayo's been dead for months heh heh. I have a feeling we're going to be getting into a larger arc soon but may have a couple more quick one shots before like going to save the Fire Emblem cast or something like that.

Neo Ultra Mike

Dr Mario might have to hold a few therapy sessions with Bayonetta, Simon and Young Link given all their dramas lately.

ChozoRidley

I dread to know what did Steve do in Baynoetta's room, but I guess it's up to our imagination

I wonder if Kirby side characters or Megaman will be next, based on the books. Also, no one is talking about the picture of Chibi Robo on fire.

Kelly Culham-Erickson

Pit’s like 13. Not in terms of years, as he acknowledges being over 25, but he’s a teenager.

Kelly Culham-Erickson

Oh damn i had to Laugh so much 🤣🤣

Those bonus panels were amazing. The non-patron tease should just be a completely unblurred bonus panel #2 this week

Aris

What took Steve so long to respawn?

Conner K

STEVE NO- 😂😂😭😭

HB-Wanderer

Have you guys *seen* Steve's schmeat?

To be honest, I had mixed feelings with Simon and Bayonetta. 😳 Anyway, I’m just glad Bayonetta broke with Simon. 😊

Cameron Devera

Also, is Simon actually only 29, or am I misreading the second bonus panel?

Jon Brouse

I like to think that the reason Steve hadn’t shown up till now despite respawning immediately was because he needed to recraft his entire Smash moveset, like the flint and steel and minecart.

Jon Brouse

Bayonetta deserves her own sitcom show like “Bayo-Witched” parody of “Be Witched”.

Cameron Devera

Steve crashes out on Bayo's bed ONE TIME while she's out and now everyone throwing a hissy fit Dark Samus be looking rather fetching though.

Nunya.Byznys

Why are you bring pain?

CSDX

Oh god the dark Samus face is the kombucha women huh xD love this series haha

Crimson

Poor Simon and Bayo, lol 🤣

Rainbow of Light

Steve smashed Bayonetta

Steve went and took a break and logged our for a bit

CodeBreaker

Wait, so does that mean her bed was just nonexistent until she came back from hell?

edmg7

Kirby is eternal. Kirby is endless.

The lore of kirby is a pretty thin book, wouldnt ya say? For real tho, i really want to know how these two get revived, if at all.

Cherry

Valentine day plot ahead

Astrodam1991

Also, kazuya reading his lore.

Astrodam1991

Plot Twist: Steve just slept in Bayonetta’s bed out of just being really tired at the time and Bayonetta just let him sleep there because she was spending the night in Simon’s room.

Supercharged (CEO of 9-Volt)

She heard about steve meat incident on zoom ;)

Astrodam1991

Can only imagine the kind of sleeping companion Steve would make. XD

Phloxiana

This is why they banned the meat...

A Sad Fat Dragon with No Friends

Sleep with extremely powerful witch. Wake up from her bed. Watch relationships crumble. Don't say a word. True Sigma grindset.

John Leonard

OMG!!! BAYONETTA, DID YOU WENT ALL THE WAY WITH STEVE?!?!?!? OMG! 😂🤣 I hope Dark Samus will heal Simon's heart

CrankiestManx95

When Isabelle was talking about Steve I knew something was up with Bayonetta

Pandocula

I’m not sure why it took Steve so long to get out of bed then unless for some reason Bayonetta need to be alive first.

happy pasta

Is that a tiny Among Us character on the "Game Theories" book in panel 1?

Michael Ederer

I really like the way you draw Dark Samus. She looks like the classic evil double ganger from old 80s and 90s cartoons / comics. I really wish this would have been her official design. Looks like we have to ship Simon and Dark Samus from now on. Maybe Bayonetta can be with Pit? That would be an interesting relationship.

Erich Scheidle

The dark samus panels were funny

On one hand, I feel real bad for Simon 😨 On the other hand, I'm proud of Steve for taking one of the fattest naps I have EVER SEEN!

SeedersPhD

Steve's fucking getting it. My man.

Scarlet Wood

Looks like Bayonetta’s got some splaining to do!!!

Shelby Kinkead

Steve gigachad

GelatoVerde

Sbeve

PLANTMAN

Poor Simon😭😭😭

Vixon

I simp for Dark Samus

Zach Strand

Haha nice

Leandro

Oh my fuckin god

Griffin Seeley