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Guys+ 2/21/2025 (audio)

Hello folks! Chris and I are back listening to the fartologist answer some questions (no farts) then we checked in with The Chive and also Mike Zeroh!

Guys+ 2/21/2025 (audio)
Guys+ 2/21/2025 (audio) Guys+ 2/21/2025 (audio)

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Pierre

Mike Zero makes me the most angry at someone speaking and I spent 4 years listening to podcasts tracking far right movements that regularly played clips of chuds praticing phrenology. Only content I actively despise listening to. Idk why compulsive liers irritate me more than virulant racists.

chichi

Wobbly flub. Industrial Workers of the World.

John Barrett

Is Bryan’s accent an Ohio accent?

grant brown

Bryan, Phish is playing Columbus on July 9th this summer.

Graham

The Fartologist said "fucked off" instead of "pissed off" because he's a polite British guy and then he bleeped it out because he's a polite British guy

digboofus

Mike Zeroh is definitely writing his scripts with ChatGPT

Layton ONeil

Getting charged $500 at the lifestyle club as soon as they spot my Vote for Pedro t-shirt

Mickey Flykick

#stillparchedforzeroh

pillshere

Only in Alabama, where it's church clothing. What the fuck? Lol

Skulk Hogan

Bryan down under they make proper shirts for men that don't have useless sleeves on them. Don't they have these in Murica? https://www.justcountry.com.au/collections/all/products/jack-half-button-sleeveless-cobalt

Seth Aronovich

Stamping my feet angry about mike zeroh

BJ

Can’t even keep the bit going. He sucks. Can’t even joke about the anti trans shit. Fuck that guy.

Trew Dhiel

I hate that Bryan usually transforms himself into whatever guy they cover. But Chris decided to be turned into a fart guy after fart guys. You fart in public in front of an old man you’re officially a fart guy. Chris is a fart guy and it’s SICK!

Trew Dhiel

Love Mike zeroh

Trew Dhiel

In high school I knew a guy who kept his ringer on and purposefully delayed answering for a second or two so everyone around could hear it. The ringtone was Quagmire saying “giggity giggity giggity” and if he was in an active text conversation you would hear it hundreds of times.

billy

I fucking love when you can tell a dumb guy was tabbing over to a thesaurus every few words while writing something. Chris S. most certainly did this.

Jacob (In Dripping Letters)

I listen to the people and give them what they want!

Not Even a Show

Requested more toastmasters last week Chris's video of the week is toastmasters Chris fans always winning

safetyconesavior

I like how the fart guy seems into audio production do you think he would want to do a techno album with me

Don Lasagna

I'm so glad the fartologist bleeped himself. I know the last thing he wants is anything rude or crass on his channel

jake noble

Maybe the origin of this holiday and a lot of other pastafarian history happened on 2000s internet on some forums that just dont exist online anymore

tony

Ryan Reynolds gotta be the worst guy I know. I feel for ya Chris, but it’s a shame seeing you become a Ryan Reynolds sympathizer just like Bryan

Spencer Mashburn

I think the holiday is for a real person who’s just a normal guy who might have been an early pastafarian or something. Only thing I can find is a post on LinkedIn that was made around 2/22 saying happy birthday Michael piotrowicz There’s a LinkedIn post made by century 21 right time real estate inc in kitchener Ontario saying happy birthday Michael piotriwicz. You can paste the link to that post into a website that tells you when it was posted (there’s a bunch just google it) and it says it was posted on February 25, 2023. Not on the actual day of the holiday (2/22) but they could’ve just posted it late.

tony

Y'all owe those employees some Febreze

B

I fucking hate Mike Zeroh

Neil Muck

You can contact Pastor Farian who runs pastafariancolander.com at pastorfarian@pastorfarian.dk to ask about happy birthday Michael Piotrowicz

tony

I have an identical post-nut cleanup solution

Austin Childres

Icked out by the fart stuff but also finding the riffs too funny to stop listening

leem

it really tickles me to hear Bryan say Pokémon in the most dad way possible

Mathieu Debic

Fart guys is my least favorite thing that ever happened to this pod it just makes my skin crawl. Makes cumming on feet feel like a walk in the park

Evan kelly

Yes it is the same

Not Even a Show

Bryan nice Biggie reference

Blank

Hey Chris, is the grocery store that you totally didn't fart at the same one where Bryan took a massive dump when he was in Canada?

B

Mike Zeroh is a tough listen.

Solidus Red

Phish is really comedic rock and roll; and idk if you guys know, he doesn’t really talk about it much but Chris used to be a touring level standup it’s true, so he probably knows what he’s talking about when it comes to laughs, I’m just saying.

KS

Sound Mike Gordon

pk-sebben

Hahahaha

Bryan Quinby

Sydney Lauper

Zach

When I was 11 I saw Weird Al live on the Poodle Hat tour and while I was waiting in line to get in a guy came up to me and my friend and asked us to sign a petition to get Weird Al in the Rock Hall. I immediately responded "Weird Al shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame, he's a parody artist and doesn't count"

Victor


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