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Guys+ 1/24/2025

In a very loose episode we talked about my mortgage problem, looked at some casino reviews and then we chived and we watched another Loss Prevention video and Chris had a sword guy video of the week.

Guys+ 1/24/2025 Guys+ 1/24/2025
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The casino review guy was hilarious One thing they didn't mention is that,by his own admission , the guy isn't betting nearly all the lines and getting mad that his bonus is small lol

David M. Hester

You have to buy a sword to protect your family Bryan

Spencer Mashburn

Please more loss prevention guys, I beg you

Lcfitz

Yeah I know, it’s just weird to me because I have never done it

Not Even a Show

After what work?

Not Even a Show

Bryan talking about about impulse lego purchases: 🤣 Bryan talking about long term financial planning: 💀

Robert Frenken

and talk to a financial planner lol

terminal_cool

a real tip on down payment for a house - if you put down 20% you avoid having to pay PMI mortgage insurance and end up saving enough money to make it worth it. a $600k house would be $120k. buying a house should be looked at as a real investment and returning equity. you're used to buying stuff that depreciates (legos, vehicles), which is different and putting any down payment amount over the bare minimum is pointless

terminal_cool

bryan i live in ohio and used Huntington bank for my mortgage. you're looking for a "pre-approval" and a loan officer. the one i used was a good dude without any bs.

terminal_cool

My sister in Florida didn't have to put money down

Andrew Dunn

Chris, it makes way more sense to shower *after work* than it does after sleeping in a clean bed

Andrew Dunn

Burns Night is a Scottish holiday that marks the poet Robert Burns’ birthday.

Andrew

Lot to touch on but still can't get over this guy loving his manager so much he married them.

dog on the roof

Also Bryan: you can use a company like CSC (corporation service company) to proxy an address for you instead of using your own home. It’s a very common thing corporations and LLCs do idk the specific process

tony

Chris lots of people shower at night and don’t shower in the morning it’s a pretty normal thing

tony

Also @chris that's not a scam, it's legit it's just annoying. Any time somebody hard pulls your credit it pings a bunch of loan guys. If you talk to a loan guy tho they can soft pull it and avoid that.

frankincense

@bryan 1. You can stop the mortgage calls calls with this form https://www.optoutprescreen.com/ 2. If you want help with mortgage stuff, I do that for work and can help here https://mymortgage.revolutionmortgage.com/dr/c/3406u And that goes for anybody.

frankincense

It matters

Lucas

"psycho laugh" sounds like Beavis...?

Justin Comer

it matters.

siobhan

Bryan, did you read Batman: White Knight? Because there's better stuff out there, my man

Spencer Greenfield

Sometimes I read the comments before I listen and when I saw this one I laughed out loud and strapped in.

John Milanowski

Chris, you have no idea what you’re talking about with the phone number. I had that happen to me during a legitimate refinance without my knowing. Phone was unusable for a week. This last time I was working with my lender, they gave me warning. Said to go to this website to opt out. It REQUIRED MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and the website looked completely shitty so I decided to deal with phone calls all over again. You’re from Canada I don’t think you can understand.

Bud Light

Bryan please don't buy a gun

Damian Sein

Man, the loss prevention guy is such a horribly uncharismatic speaker, he seems so disinterested in his own story

Ian H. B.

If they ask for a down payment, hit em with the psycho laugh.

Honeydew Wilkins

I love how the guy who Nickelback wanted to fight knew what instruments they all played somehow

Mickey Flykick

Okay well you don't know him and he's really just trying to make funny content. You don't have to worry about it!

Henry

Bryan, talk to a mortgage broker or someone at your bank about first time homeowners programs. Oftentimes states have different programs where you have to put little to no money down to purchase your first home. And don't listen to these clowns dogging you for your financial prowess, it makes for amazing content.

Josh Baker

Jim Norton defended ladies night for totally non-sexist reasons I’m sure

Pierre

It’s genuinely distressing to hear him make the same horrible financial decisions over and over again.

Marcos Rubios

It's so goddamn stressful listening to Bryan talk about money. It's like he's intentionally making the worst possible choices for the worst possible reasons.

Joe S.

Brian plz get an accountant

Taz

Brian plz get an attorney for the llc

Taz

I want to hear an interview with his wife. Haha

Michael Coutts

Ok, this loss prevention guy is diagnosable.

Red

I only go to one

Riley M

there are public directories of who lives at an address - sort of like the phone book in the olden days - published online and companies pay to access them. You have the right to remove your details from these services, but most have no idea they exist. If Bryan has given his address and number, along with consent to contact, they may have pulled Katie’s number. Not funny, but slightly interesting

leem

Bad Motherfucker wallet is Pulp Fiction...i have one 😳

eatlightning

He can seek refuge in the playroom. Big-Rob will hold the line. Fucking disgusting single guys. Yuck.

Red

Loss Prevention guys are the funniest people in the world

Aidan Dean-Jones

Bryan Math: 3 challenge coins > 1 house to live in for 30 years

E M

Love me some haggis

Blank

guys, burns night is a scottish thing. that one’s real don’t worry about it

Hana

I did the same thing as Bryan when I was looking for a house. It's fucking crazy. The US is just filled predatory companies

Michael Coutts

Bryan putting the same amount of attention and energy into getting a house as he did the fake AI band shirt from redbubble

alex clements

Chris, please trick Bryan into agreeing to do a Dave Ramsay episode for Shocktober so that Bryan can accidentally learn how to pay off his credit cards

Tommy

An army of single guys now doxxing Bryan

Blank

I did the exact same thing as Bryan but with a car loan instead of a mortgage. A nightmare, I completely understand

Jack Beckmann


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