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Murder X Bryan

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Guys+ 8/16/2024

We have a lot of new patrons right now so this is a perfect episode. We talked about single guys for a while and then we used the C word like a few times, sorry about that, thats on me (and that swinger lady that started it) then we met a real life, legitimate, entertainment reporter who focuses on the MCU and we learn so much about woke in the Disney corporation

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Comments

Women are directing movies these days, what’s wrong with the world?

2007 Christian Rock

Flub! Flub! Just after 1:04 Bryan reads the beginning of a comment as “The comment size…” instead of “The size comment…” I THINK it’s a Flub.

JKL

lol yup

Matthew Taylor

wrestling guy too, if it's who i'm thinking of

docruiz12

Kudos to Brian for spoiling Deadpool and Wolverine. Marvel fans may as well be single guys to me.

burro

It is SO funny to think about sucking titties for hours while preventing your dong from being touched, then going home and wackin off to the thought of sucking titties and having your dong touched! Every day for a year

Domye

how could Chris not know Brie Larson is woke?!

Pierre

What if aliens arrive to find humanity destroyed and the only media they’re able to recover somehow is the full Zeroh oeuvre

KS

Mike zeroh has the Mr beast accent

Skullpoop

I can’t get an audience out of the double digits, and this Mike zero guy is causing me great psychic damage. Please keep doing bits on him, I need to learn some tips and tricks from him.

ShotGaming

if you’re referring to the titty sucking he’s actually told that one at least once before

Robert Aitken

I would rather hear hours of Opie talk than 1 minute of Mike Zeroh

No

I think schizophrenic delusions have more basis in reality than whatever that Ryan Zeroh guy is talking about. Absolute fantasy land. How does that bullshit not eat away at his soul? Maybe that's why he sounds dead inside as he talks.

chichi

Hi, Ariel's Mom!

Robert Armstrong

I was getting some Philly, but also a pinch of Andrew Tate Bri'ish.

Robert Armstrong

That Ryan Zeroh is like a perfect embodiment of On Cinema in one person. Tim’s ideology and bizarre syntax and Greg’s absolute certainty about behind the scenes happenings that align with his personal opinions

Robert Peterson

I think Zeroh’s accent is of the Philly variety

Kyle Smucker

This DEI crap is B crap!

Kyle Smucker

The revelry with which they talk about 'The Cavellrine', as if thats means anything at all, turns my stomach

Oliver Miller

Caleb

sibir

Caleb

LAKE R▲DIO

Gnocchiheads are gonna go nuts for this

Nick Terlizzi

What was that noise at 49:35. Sounded like air letting out of a balloon

Rubber Fingers

Bryan’s ability to find increasingly worse guys is superhuman. I’d rather listen to Mancow do his horrible anti-woke rants than MikeZeroh… he’s so vapid. Truly devoid of any content whatsoever

Mickey Flykick

Zeroh is a real gem. Absolutely insanely stupid.

max longtin

bryan please introduce every pod from now on with "i'm the rizzler" thank you 🫡

sulkyboy

Look out for this episode’s hidden Easter egg flub: “comment size”

Gage Smythe

Oh- there they are. Cool thanks.

Agustin Arias

Both Star Trek and baseball guys are on Apple Podcasts. Thats where I listen

David Brown

Also missed Baseball guy? Yes very stupid. Thanks

Agustin Arias

I thought we were getting Star Trek guys? Is there a Patreon tier I’m missing? Halp.

Agustin Arias

“I saw Barbwire opening night” is the 10th most insane thing I heard this episode . Excellent show fellas

Vermars

Chris is NOT a villain. Chris is the hero we deserve. Bryan is the hero we need right now.

David Brown

I think what makes it funnier is that there were never any Brie Larson Deadpool scenes in the first place lol. Its all completely made-up by Zeroh

Me

Congratulations to Bryan for coming out as a certified freak on this ep

Patrick!

Your patrons demand a performance of that rap with a track!

Nick Schmidt

Good thing this is an XL channel. Such language...

Honeydew Wilkins

I really have to know what her thought process was when he described his plan to cross the Mexican border in their rental car, buy drugs, and then smuggle them back over the border, and her response to that was "yeah sounds good"

FA

The adrenaline high when Bryan announced that Chris was going to be introduced to Mike Zeroh! 🤣

Merkhaba

The anti-opie contingent needs to leverage their organizing power to get the rap released

okimin

This one story alone is worth the Patreon subscription

T

This guy is spending two hours sucking a titty and has the nerve to call Tom a sex freak for just wanting to tickle a fine lady!

Jamie

Once again, the only person more fascinating than Bryan is his wife because what do you even do when someone has written you a nü-metal style rap for a gift? We need to hear from her. I just can't imagine her side of all these stories.

Jacob (In Dripping Letters)

bro bryan was a young tease lmao

Kevdogmarxist

Long live Hedo Bryan! Loved hearing about the tiddy sucking again

Boot Scoots Riley

They think Henry Cavill is not woke because he was Geralt in their favorite show from their favorite game and they have baby brains.

safetyconesavior

New Pixar animated movie about Tom’s dick with a tragic opening like Up where his dick dies.

Cthulhusbedandbreakfast

Went to a kink event last night and was talking to some swingers, there was a single guy was talking about his plight and the two couples were talking about all the negative experiences they've had with single guys at local clubs lol. I plugged the podcast.

Ontario Guy

might be the best one yet

pillshere

Next season of Reacher is about finding Bryan's rap song

Jake

Un-fart-unate?

Czar Kazem

fuck yes bois

Kevdogmarxist

if you ever do star wars guys you should look at Dicktor Van Doomcock. he’s a more insane version of mike zero

Joey

Crybaby Chris!

Ethan Gray

Bryan, you can definitely keep some things to yourself hahahah

Jackie

Dying bc I think I know the “male feminist” Bryan referenced

Matthew Taylor

$20k a month. That place must be so nasty, if he can’t do it I totally understand.

SlowTrickle

What did they say the goal was?

D

Few more patrons and our boy is headed for Nigril! 🍍

SlowTrickle


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