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Guys+ 7/26/2024

Well, hello friends, we looked at a couple of insufferable Yelp Guys, truly annoying dudes. Then I dropped in on the prog rock music subreddit. Will preppers be sucking and fucking? Finally we looked at a hot sauce that is 800,000 scovilles (basically an ice cube)

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Comments

Re: Chris not believing that women don’t listen to Rush: you know how at most concerts and sporting events the line for the women’s restroom is like a mile long? There is NO line at a Rush concert.

Nick H

The yelp guy is the embodiment of that sad ant meme

Jon

I love the yelp guys so much

Betsy

Did anyone else catch a “hallushinations” there at the end?

Logan Smalley

If you're gonna talk about sex toys and the internet, you should definitely get Zoe Ligon on.

Thor

I just learned this year that apparently the full phrase is “the customer is always right in matters of taste” which makes WAY more sense

Brendan Kneeland

Great sode fellas I was loling left and right

Professor Idiot

my jaw dropped when I heard the name PabstyLoudmouth on here. that guy was a power user and mod on the subreddits for the cleveland browns, guardians and cavs for a long time, until it came out that there were a ton of posts of him saying racist shit and dropping the n word, then he got ousted. strange guy, he was instrumental in the "boobs for browns" thing they had going on in the browns subreddit, where people would post their or their wife's boobs. I never really understood what it had to do with the football team, honestly. Apparently he's dead now, but what a trip to see his posts show up here.

Emma

holy fuck the steamer part had me laughing so hard

Pierre

Can’t believe that the damn Canadians wont respect me when I whip out my American Express card. I love the yelp guys’ saga. Great episode.

Kellen Singer

Glenn powell is a star

Sean Orlowicz

don't sweat it, friend!

Not Even a Show

I apologize if I came off as angry in my comments about the content on the stream, Chris. Thanks for taking my complaints in stride. Love you, love Bryan, keep making the show great as always.

R

the bryan condom thing is 1:1 identical with one of the jokes in the original E1 biden episode from 2020. wild stuff

Henry

wike

Daniel

FLUB. FLUB. FLUB.

Joseph Kelly

ffs I spend all that time mixing the audio only to send it to Bryan and have him put different audio up top that is a million time lower lmaooo

Not Even a Show

I'm so glad I read your comment because I was literally holding my phone up to my ear a second ago. Thanks for taking one for the team friend.

Sharkparty

Terry looOoOoves TECH!

billy

i hope the owner banned him

daniel

^

DrivingRightNow

The Opie bit is very funny and you should not stop.

wg_sebald

Steamers are clams

PopeSuburbanII

Every single Guys+ has been great, but it’s a real treat getting such a variety pack this week

D D

Mark McGrath + Fred Durst = Murder Bryan

David Brown

I literally scream laughed when Bryan talked about using a condom

Jackie

There should be a Nathan For You style show where people change restaurants according to the gripes of these crazy Yelp guys

Patrick!

The Yelp guy saga…you know he went back. He 100% caved and went back.

Andrew

Just accepting the sound for Guys will never be normalized. Keeps me on my toes lmao

Doug Kay

Gotta get the 9 million Scoville one

Joseph Kelly

Turned the volume all the way up during the intro then had my eardrum blown out by the theme song. THANKS BRYAN (flubflubflub)

Joseph Kelly

“No technical problems” after having an ad at 10% the volume of the show

Drill Bill

Again Chris, it's cap-say-sin And while we're at it moo-jah-ha-deen

Tom T

I literally had a person yell "the customer is always right" at me one time, it was incredibly hard not to laugh at them.

Jason Wineinger

Bryan is right. Don’t flush condoms!

Ethan

Crying at that guy

leem

That Yelp review bit was 10/10

leem

Haha Steven Wilson mentioned 🙃

rosalinda neri

Will there be some sort of reference page or compendium posted for the visual elements of the Porno Guys episode?

Alan

If I get a certain number of collars in a month then I get to hold one of the cop’s guns for 30 seconds 😎

Not Even a Show

The Bryan reveal on this episode is so insane. He gets so shy

sean e

Did he say “most boil of listeners” at the start?

Ethan

My wife also hates Rush.

Alex V.

knew that stache hid something

daniel

for how sex obssed bryan is, hes pretty vanilla. id love to see some guys riffing on about max hardcore. also, for the live show, chris should eat some spicy hot sauce since hes always bragging. please record it too. i wont be able to make it.

daniel

„What if the customer is stealing something?“ since when are you a loss prevention guy Chris??

KS

Bryan I loved the Porno Guys episode but right at the end you were on the verge of telling a story "I've never told anyone before" but got derailed into once again talking about Porno Shaun. We love hearing about him, don't get me wrong, but we were deprived of what felt like a potentially great new Bryan story! Please pick it up again in Guys+ or on the stream or whatever!

Thomas Theakston


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