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Murder X Bryan
Murder X Bryan

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Guys+ 7/12/2024

Welcome to Gizz Plizz. Chris absolutely killed on this week's table topic. Then we looked at some more Greg Dean and stand up comedy guys. Finally we checked in with some of our old gambling guys to see if they are doing any better and you'll be surprised with what happened

Guys+ 7/12/2024

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Hey boys, trucker here. I can't say I've ever spent money on a prostitute but we do love our vices. Also I've pee'd in a bottle several times.

Osmosis Royal

Went to a casino recently and put my card into a slot machine, all of a sudden the screen just started saying "ha ha ha ha!" and draining my account! I pulled a server aside and she groaned when I begged her for help. Eventually she punched the machine and it spat the card out, but after picking it up off the ground she put it in her mouth and started chewing on it like a teething baby! I was so confused and sad, completely helpless in this mad land. I ran to the managers office where he sat there counting fat stacks of cash wrapped in bands labelled 'Dirty Money' and fingering questionably aged women. I asked him to please explain what was going on, and e pulled me aside saying he really really cared about my problems... not! He farted in my face, locked the door, then proceeded to turn a heater on to expedite my pink eye. I am truly horrified at this service and I will not be returning unless they personally call me back and grovel.

Jon

Bryan’s Vegas trip idea sounds weird

grant brown

Please don’t gnarl me out. I’m married.

Ryan Murphy

They’re really close, but Noland sounds slightly more aggrieved.

Joshua J Austin

greg dean sounds exactly like noland to me, anyone else have trouble telling their voices apart?

cosmomo

Chris is hugh jackman in the prestige, except he knows how the trick works

tmasterp

Brian I am a 26 year old bull and I’d be happy to come to the casino with you and your wife

Brain

I dropped an armful of towels when I heard “bring somebody with us so my wife can have fun”, never will beat the sex guy allegations

Domye

Thank you!

Brendan Kneeland

go woke go wet

Alton D.

main feed episodes aren't included in the patreon, so you have to just go to your podcast app and search 'guys bryan quinby'

Not Even a Show

Is anyone else getting an issue where they’re subscribed but only get notifications for Guys+ and Sunday Night Stream? I feel like a fool but for the life of me I can’t find any of the regular Guys episodes when I try searching on Patreon….

Brendan Kneeland

Gotta bring a third to Vegas for the wife to have fun with!!!

FlubHo

i work for a casino in vegas and the casino guys have really changed my outlook at work

Grimmu

So proud to be apart of Gizz Nation!!!!

J C

I can’t even parody the bad casino reviews. They’re perfect. One of my favorite Guys+ updates.

billy

It's wild that Bryan would think no one would be interested in him personally or his life because that's one of the main reasons I listen and subscribe to Guys.

Jacob (In Dripping Letters)

Also, there go my plans for a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard fancast called Gizz Plizz

Shortshine

Gizz Plizz was better when it was called Geez Pleez. They totally sold out

Shortshine

Goosh Ploosh

Paul Yenne

Hey Bryan I’ll go to Vegas with you and your wife if you’re still looking for a bull

Dave McCaslin

I will never get tired of the bad casino reviews. Like I know gambling addiction is fucked up but the level of entitlement people express when they find out these places aren't just free money printers is gold.

FA

Gonna to start a MurderBryan biography podcast called Huffing Pain

David Brown

You gotta step up to the PRO light-up fingers! https://www.dreamlandmagic.com/pro-appearing-lights-trick?attribute_color=White&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwqMO0BhA8EiwAFTLgIO7r6OfEcDs9ucqAuuDgN0wFRkLCan1T4kma1MH6qbp6mNlVe9bP8BoC35kQAvD_BwE

klondike five

geez pleeze

Jake Lewis

Forst!

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