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We're opening up the November Feedbag!

Gobble gobble! Got any questions for Yusong and the 'boys? Hit us up... we may answer them on an upcoming Double! 🦃

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Are there food trucks that are chains? If so, would they qualify to be fork scored?

ACSMiTH

Hello doughboys! Love the show. I've lost some weight this year and was curious how y'all stave off the urges to overindulge when faced with that much good food in one thanksgiving dinner?

Al Catraz

When you eat hummus, do you mix in the stuff thats in the middle?

Charles Zoeller

If you woke up tomorrow and were yourself at age 13 (in your parent's house in the 1990s) but with all your current memories, what would be the right thing to do regarding dating in your teen years? You'd be physically a teenager but mentally much older. Would you not make any romantic moves until you were 18? Asking for a friend.

it7276

My spouse is from a small town in Manitoba Canada. Many small towns in Canada have some sort of weird monument for what I can only guess is for tourism purpose? His hometown of Melita has a 50 foot banana. Why? Because it is a couple degrees warmer than the rest of the province. Every summer they have a weekend-long festival called Banana Days where you can get a free banana split! If you could erect a monument in your home town, what would it be? http://www.mhs.mb.ca/docs/sites/sunnybanana.shtml https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/2010/04/07/banana-split-divides-melita

Glau

Is Thanksgiving the biggest potato holiday?

Tony Porter

Has a chain ever contacted the Doughboys after they received a low fork score and tried to make it up to you? If so, how did they do it?

Katie Cauley

Also will Mitch swim at the cape or is he worried about the shark situation (we already know Nick will never go to the cape)

Kelly Stiver

your thoughts on couples at a two person table who sit next to each other rather than across

Kelly Stiver

What are you thoughts on dining at separate tables? For example, at a restaurant, holiday meal, ex cheddar

TheReplayKid

@Mitch- what’s your favorite cannoli joint in the North End?

Addison Pollock

If you had to use food as a bed, what would it be? Seems obvious but I'd go burrito. Also who's dick do I have to suck to get RJ City on the pod?

Mulder's Trunks

Are you ever going to ask another food YouTuber or food social media person? Like Sandwiches of History. Do y’all watch any other food social persons? I like Mr. Chime Time. He’s pretty funny and his videos come off as honest reviews. Some people are doing it to just to record themselves and then theres the people who talk in the stupid low monotone voices describing the restaurant and food. Those are definitely weak sauce.

Matt G.

Hey DB fam, love the show! Do you have plans to have any more "food professionals" on the show? I loved it when Farley guested. I bet you could get Kenji Lopez-Alt. He's a huge smash burger and pizza fan. Thanks, PS. Mitch: Twisted Metal was great!

Andrew Kurc

What animated food looks the best to you?

Tyler Costill

I know you guys are big AEW fans, I am too! If you could have dinner with any wrestler on the AEW roster and could take them to any chain restaurant who would it be and what restaurant would you take them to?

Paul Bustamante

Is there an exclusive item from a fast food chain that hasn’t been on the menu for years that you miss dearly? For myself, Sonic used to have an Island Fire Burger that was delicious and had a little kick to it, Whataburger used to have the A1 Thick & Hearty, that’s one of my all time favorites. Love you guys! P.S. if you ever convince Wiger to do a Texas tour again, yall should just do Whataburger in all 3 major cities, 1 city gets breakfast, 1 city gets the All-Time classics, and 1 city gets Chicken. P.S.S. Fuck Dallas!

Ryder

Mitch and Wiger should coach the producers past and present as a Harold team. The Christmas episode is their first public performance. Your thoughts?

Dan

Not so much a question but:

Dan

Have you ever made your own condiments? I've made ranch (with the HVR powder) trying to replicate Wing Stop's ranch and I've made ketchup from extra tomatoes in our garden. (Tastes closer to Heinz 57 sauce but good!) I think mayo might be next!

David Powell

How thick of a noodle is still a good noodle? We've been enjoying a local restaurant's hand pulled noodles lately that are exceptionally thick and chewy, probably the circumference of a milkshake straw (but not hollow). We think we would enjoy them if they were even thicker as well, but not sure at what point it becomes too thick. So, the question is, how thick do you think a noodle could be before it's no longer enjoyable? Ps. Recently moved to North Carolina. While talking with new friends about podcasts, I recommended Dough Boys, and suggested the Cook Out episode since that's a popular chain here. Forgot that in that episode you talk about "dog cum milkshakes" for quite a while. Haven't heard from those new potential friends since then.

Jacqueline Weinland

Please do a value menu theme month. Munch Madness or next year's Buckdoughberfest

Patrick Smith

In 2021, there was a freeze here in Texas that knocked out our power for a few days. We had plenty of supplies so it never got this desperate, but: if you had to eat one thing for three days straight, what would it be? The item has to be eaten as it comes: can't heat it up, can't boil it, can't add any condiments.

Michael Golden

What’s an item in your kitchen you were originally excited about, but now use infrequently or never? (We got a sous vide cooker as a gift… haven’t used it once).

Jes with one S

Last year I made White Castle impossible slider stuffing for thanksgiving and it turned out surprisingly well for what was essentially torn up hamburgers. My question for you is what other fast food items would be good to use as the main ingredient for stuffing/any other thanksgiving side? This year I'm thinking Papa John's Breadstick stuffing with garlic butter and pepperoncinis.

everybody dogfood

Marvel legends, Mafex, Mezcos, and more!

Oscar Quintanilla

Mitch, do they ditch Belichick??? - Kevin from Worcester MA

Kevin Ela

Who do you think has taken the biggest shit in the 2000s? Is it a Joey chestnut, Shaq, Elon Musk or other

Ian Garwood

Will you try the Jones Thanksgivings sodas again, like you did at Seattle show? Maybe they are better without mould

Shawna B

I just found an old toy line called Big Jim that Wiger would love because it's just a bunch of hunks. What were some beloved toys from your childhood? Any kids meal/cereal box toys you loved?

Robert Britton

Cum: discuss.

Dan caplan

What type of restaurant gives off the best aroma when you're at your hungriest? So many to choose from-BBQ, burger, pizza, steak house, etc. My preferred might be taking in the wide-ranging savory and sweet smells (bacon, hash browns, pancakes, waffles, syrups) of a breakfast place when you're very hungry or even a big hung over. If this has been asked prior, or is just plain stupid then my backup question is:

Dan caplan

When you end up doing Snack or Whack: Cum, will it be like a Pepsi Challenge style blind taste test or just a boring old BYOC situation? Also, to stay on the November theme, what typical Thanksgiving menu item would you most like to rail?

Brian Metz

Hi, writing this from my husband's account. I'm a dough girl by proxy, but every time I enter the room while he's listening it seems like you guys are talking about cumming/jerking off. why so much cum? Thanks, Taylor

Garrett

Did you ever spend a Thanksgiving that you dreaded and if so, how did you get through it?

MikeBucket

What would y’all feature on the Doughboys float and/or balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? Gobble gobble to you all. 🙏🦃

Alexandra Sanders

What action figures?

Dave McM

You make fun of Bill Simmons a lot but you know if he retired tomorrow there would be a huge hole in your podcast world. What chain would leave the biggest hole in your world if it disappeared?

robert haynes

Would you rather eat a serving of burger-sized fries or one fry-sized burger? -Brandon from Sweden

Brandon

Hey guys! My wife just got a promotion and I take photos of action figures, anyway! My wife wants to know what is your opinion on charcuterie boards?

Oscar Quintanilla

Is there a common food (meal or single item) you’ve never eaten and/or refuse to eat?

Theo Buscemi

Hey Doughboys, if you were designing a mall with four chains: one Mexican, one burger place, and two wild cards. What chains are going in your mall? My picks: Chipotle, Burger King (Impossible Whopper for the win), Auntie Anne’s, and DQ. -Mike

Mike Welch

Why do less and less places have potato skins on the menu?

Cordlessphone12

Favourite Australian snacks? And could you do an Australian food chain in the future?

Joshua Ochoa

If you had a cologne of your favorite dish or food item, what would it be? Don't let shame guide your choice!

Kevin

Hi! Can you share your LA/California food itinerary when someone visits from out of state? I have cousins visiting and would love to hear your recommendations.

Emmelyn

What is the correct pie to whipped cream ratio? I prefer equal parts pumpkin pie to whipped cream.

Justine Smith

As the hosts of a food based pod, have the two of you ever been approached to guest judge a cooking show or competition? You two should do that!

David Tres

A Turducken is a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. Doughboys: what is your ultimate thanksgiving thing-in-a-thing main course and what would it be called?

David Huckleberry

New Portland Association of Teachers union member (it includes school psychologists like me but also school counselors, SLPs, social workers, etc basically everyone who helps students) It’s getting likely we will be striking soon, any tips? Things to prepare for? Should I start breaking in my walking shoes? In solidarity with ya Mitch 💪 sincerely, jaimie Also thanks for spending so much energy educating us on the wga but also unions and other movements nick!

Jaimie

Hey Doughboys! What’s the best Thanksgiving day breakfast? Thanks!

Colleen Jones

Where do puppies come from? And where do they go when they die?

Ryan Myers

My wife, who is stunningly beautiful and successful, wants to know...what is your favorite dough based food and what drink would you pair with it? Love you guys and the whole Doughboys family. -Ben and Becca

Ben Armstrong

Hi Doughboys and fam! Do you feel that any chains' rewards/loyalty/points systems adequately reward your loyalty with points? Personally, I worry that the heyday of chain restaurant memberships may be behind us: Chipotle used to be great, but nowadays, all you get is a free soda now and then. But! I always order McDonalds and Wendy's through their apps because the points really do add up to free food pretty quickly. Love y'all! Get your flu shots!!

Lucy Maddox

is there a food take that you've heard that still shocks you to this day?

David Powell

Hey, Wiges & Mitch! If your favorite Thanksgiving side dish were a movie what would the side dish & movie be? Example: My side dish would be baked mac & cheese & the movie it would represent to me is Back To The Future because I keep going back despite what the calories & carbohydrates will do to my body in the future. Love the show & the team so much!! Thanks for the laughs

Mike Valdes

Hey Doughboys, I have a reoccurring dream that I go to a junk shop and buy weird little toys and old model kits. I have it about once every two weeks. Do you guys have any reoccurring dreams, what are they?

Kyle Beaudette

My wife wants to know what your Sonic drink order is. Also, do you guys like puzzles? Yusong strikes me as a puzzle guy. Thanks, love the show 🍹🧩

Steve Garcia

Any memorable experiences good or bad with catering on set (from podcasts to blockbusters or anything in-between)?

Philip Ehlke

Mitch and Wiges— my attractive and talented wife and I are expecting our first baby in November and you have naming rights! What food themed name would you pick for our baby girl?

FrostyChocoMilkshake

Stuffing: cooked in the bird? Separate from the bird? Or Stovetop (TM)? *We have 2 stuffings on Thanksgiving because no one agrees.

Kristin MacDougall

When I was a kid there was a rumor that if you sucked on a necco wafer candy for a little bit it was the same weight and size as a quarter. So you could use it in the tollway and it would let you through the gate. I never tried it. You all know necco wafers? Any home town candy urban myths?

William Doran

There is a thanksgiving sandwich (turkey, stuffing, cranberry), but there aren’t any other holiday sandwiches. What would a Christmas sandwich be made of? What about other holidays? Connecticut is in fact part of New England and the tristate area. Thanks!

Robert Kornhauser

My family is Chinese and we always make spring rolls and fried rice along with the traditional Thanksgiving fare. Do your families make any non traditional dishes during the holidays? Thanks!

CAROL LO

In the Doughboys universe, Who would be what food for thanksgiving dinner?

Tyler Costill

When I was a kid, me and my friend melted Reese's peanut butter cups on top of Cocoa Puffs and mixed it all up in a bowl with milk. It was delicious! Years later, Reese's Puffs were invented, and my friend and I thought, "hey, that's our thing!" Have you ever created a food concoction on your own, only to find later that someone has produced the same thing to great success?

Jackson Wright

if you could make a party mix that combined snacks from different brands/companies (e.g. chex mix that had doritos in it) what would it have? follow up question: why do we still adhere to an intellectual property system that keeps your creations from becoming reality?

Will Bloom

If you were on a road trip on thanksgiving day, how might you cobble together a thanksgiving meal from only gas station snacks and/or fast food?

Jes with one S

What is the best kind of apple?

BobUnderdunk

Hey fellas, In Australia we tend to encounter American food as novelty items sold from booths in shopping centres. Around the time of your A&W episode I happened upon the eponymous root beer and decided to try it out. Unfortunately, what I was met with was the distinct taste of Deep Heat which is a commonly used balm for muscle pain. Took me straight back to under 12s Rugby. I found the same taste from Altoids. This makes me wonder whether there are any flavours you've encountered that are inextricably linked to something so distinct you can't enjoy the food? Even if it is enjoyed by others. Also, ask Claudia about fish and chip shop potato scallops and works burgers next time she's on. Cheers.

Beau Byrnes

I was vegetarian from age 7 to 18, and my dad was also a vegetarian. We often had a variety of scrumptious vegetarian treat on thanksgiving (I especially remember eating thousands of chocolate chip cookies and piles of mac and cheese.) Describe your ideal vegetarian thanksgiving meal.

Simone

We often hear Mitch talk of what's great about Quincy, but is he honest enough to tell us a few things about Quincy that aren't so great?

Mark Matiyosus

Any thoughts on making the Mike Mitchell One Book Challenge a reality and having a doughboys double book club episode? What one book would you make Mitch pretend to read?

pissopossum

Which chain could and should make the best Thanksgiving themed combo meal?

Brian Edwards

If you could move any holiday(s) around where would you put them?

Thom van Tijn

Which monster would taste best? Something like Fried Griffen or Kraken sushi or anything like that. Maybe Godzilla nuggets.

Dan

Canned, jellied cranberry sauce over freshly made for me. I’ll always pick boxed Stovetop stuffing over someone’s grandma’s homemade recipe. What Thanksgiving staples do you absolutely prefer the packaged “shitty” versions of?

Charlie F

Hey Doughboys, love the show. Try giving a fast food chain item the spooky movie tie-in treatment! Examples: Taco Bell x Ghostbusters presents Slimer's Nacho Fries - standard taco bell nacho fries with green-colored nacho sauce Burger King Frankenstein Whopper — A whopper consisting of a whopper patty AND a long chicken sandwich patty. Frankenstein branding because it's incorporating parts of different items and also because the long chicken patty will stick out from the bun like Frankenstein's neck bolts. (I didn't say these were good examples)

Preston Fanta

In our town a new restaurant opened up that serves sushi on a conveyer belt - you just sit and grab plates that look good to you as they pass by. What type of food do you think would be best for serving on a conveyer belt? My wife and I were thinking a taco bar that serves tacos by conveyor belt would be especially awesome.

Zach B.

If you had to export a smaller regional or local chain from the US to another country, which one would you stamp with the Doughboys Seal of Approval for International Consumption? (Consider, for eg, that we don't have even Arby's, Dairy Queen, Chick Fill-A etc here in Australia) Or - as an alt on this question - if you were thinking in terms of $$$, what do you think the most successful export would be?

Zach Karpinellison

What is your favorite real fruit flavor and your favorite fake fruit flavor? For me it’s real strawberry and fake pineapple.

Darth Banes Tainted Stroopwafel

Yusong, please update us on your current relationship status with Chipotle? Also, which restaurant was most adversely impacted by the writers strike? Think of all of those writers room lunches that went unordered. Dan from Philadelphia

Dan

how did paul mccartney think of all those songs to make them up? to write them?

bd

I love a traditional turkey dinner for thanksgiving and feel like there isn’t a better protein than turkey for the holiday when it has been brined, well seasoned, buttered up, and cooked well. What is a popular food or snack associated with a holiday that gets a bad wrap but you love? Could be canned cranberry sauce, jello salad, anything!

Josh Compton

Baldur's Gate 3 got me wondering what you feel everyone assumes their D&D class and alignment would be. Including Yusong/Emma/Amelia/Cassady -Steve from PA

Steve Patton

When I think Thanksgiving, I think about the Barney the Dinosaur balloon popping during the 1997 Thanksgiving Day parade and how disappointed I was that he wasn't filled with cotton candy that rained down on the parade attendees. If there were a Grimace balloon that got popped and he DID have food inside him that rained down on parade attendees, what food would it be? Burgers, fries, the Grimace shake? What would be best? What would be worst?

tiny baby kitty man

If McDonald's forgets my nugget sauce, I have to eat it in anger What's a fast food condiment that you must have to make your meal enjoyable?

Zeke Gonzalez

Hi Doughboys team! One of my favorite things about eating at Red Robin is that there's always a movie theater close by. Not sure if it's like that for all Red Robins, but every one I've gone to has a movie theater within the same mini mall. If you could pair one business with a chain, what would it be? (Example: Making it so that every Benihana is next to an arcade)

Sean Toney

My wife and I are trying to eat more vegetarian meals. With "Turkey Time" just around the corner, is there a vegetarian dish with enough gravitas/substance that could serve as a centerpiece dish at a large Thanksgiving feast in place of the iconic turkey?

Jason Ridenour

Make your dream Thanksgiving dinner using fast food only - go!

Taylorious

If you a magical thanksgiving genie granted you the power to fly 12 feet in the air but you’d be forced to eternally have a turkeys gullet, would you say yes?

Alex Staniloff

Marry, Fuck, Kill - Franklin the turkey from animal crossing, tom turkey from "It's the great pumpkin, Millhouse", and the classic "hand outline" turkey art.

Jacob Mouw

I recently saw a live movie review podcast with a friend and they were doing a tour where they reviewed the same movie for every stop of the tour. This seemed strange to me but it made me wonder - if the Doughboys were to do such a tour where they reviewed the same restaurant in different cities to test the locational variance, which national chain would you choose? Would you have the same order at each stop to keep a steady control group or explore every corner of the menu to make it somewhat bearable? I know this would be a nightmare tour and Nick would never do it but its kind of fun to think about.

Walker TKL

What fast food meal would you make your worst enemy eat as their last meal?

Corey Siler

Me and my friends in med school had a tradition of getting multiple cookie cakes and feasting. About 0.75 cookie cakes per person, and about once a week. It was a work-hard-feast-hard situation. Do you have any work-hard-feast-hard traditions with friends or coworkers?

Anees Benferhat

Thanksgiving is a holiday about gratitude, but I don’t feel grateful for any of the food we typically eat on thanksgiving. How would you plan a thanksgiving meal full of foods you’re actually thankful for?

Schuyler Hunt

What is your biggest Doughboys regret?

Chelsea Franklin

This year my husband will be working on Thanksgiving until 2am, so my dog Amy and I will be spending thanksgiving alone! I still want to enjoy Thanksgiving. Do you have any suggestions on what I should cook or what tweaks to the traditional holiday feast I should make to celebrate as a party of 1?

Laura Dos Reis

Hey Doughboys Media! It’s the season for Fall Flavors and I was wondering what fall flavor Lays/Frito Lays chip or snack would you put out? Example: Stuffin and Gravy Kettle Cooked Chips

Ryan Murtey

Did you have any irrational food fears as a kid that seem silly looking back? For instance, my dad once told my little brother after he ate a whole shrimp tail-on that eating shrimp tails would make him grow a tail, we all believed it for years. Thanks for the laughs, terrymce from the Doughscord (who did not die or throw up at the hot wing contest)

Terry Mc

What’s the favorite lost fast food item (item that’s been taken off any menu without a sign of return)

Zack Kendall

If you could make a video game inspired fast food entree/item, what would it be? Mine would be the Metal Gear Salad: Steak Eater from SweetGreen.

Bill Van Haun

If you were a zombie what body part would you try to eat first? Also how much would you eat before letting the person turn into a zombie? Also how much could you eat before they aren't a zombie anymore and are just a skeleton?

Connor

whenever im grocery shopping and i see some new weird flavor or seasonal snack i end up getting it to try. how often do you buy new/weird snacks? is that something you do off pod or just something for snack or whack?

kent allen

As a teenager, my punk band wrote a song about Oops! All Berries, about the cereal of the same name(stream oops! all berries by boys night anywhere). Do you think you care enough about a particular food item to dedicate a piece of art to that food?

Lucas Nyhus

When you eat a corn dog, do you eat the little nub of leftover batter left on the stick? Do you eat the stick?

Jeff Grantz

From my girlfriend because I’m too afraid to ask: “What’s your favorite part of living” -Bridget from Chicago

Zack Kendall

You and your family start a colony in the New World. Years later, other settlers show up to your colony, only to find you’ve mysteriously vanished, a la Roanoke. What did you name your colony, and why did you vanish?

Tyler Lorenz

A lotta things can go inside a turkey, but what’s the best one?? (Kunibeard on the doughscord. Go Bucks, but still supporting Jrue in Boston.)

KBD

If you could have one specific fast food meal be served to you hot and fresh every time you ordered it, no matter the time or franchise location, what would you choose?

Emilio

In honor of Shockdoughbooerdeath, what movies are on your Mount Spookmore (particularly underrated ones)?! Thanks for all the laughs, and shout out to Boston and the new look Celtics - Jason (originally from Newton (but not the rich part)).

Jason Kuo

Most holiday meals are dinner based: Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc. If you could make one holiday have a special breakfast, what holiday would it be and what would you eat.

Bill Zilch

What is your fry driving policy when picking up from the drive-thru? Never touch the bag? Snack on the fries on the way back? And if you do snack, will you admit to snacking from one box, and giving that box to another person you're picking up for, as a delivery tax?

JonnySweats

I’m currently conducting a 46 beverage bracket at work for the best beverage of all time. What, in your guys opinion, is the best beverage of all time?

Joshua

Favorite movies to watch in November?

Seth Bullocks

If you had to eat your way out of room filled with one typical Thanksgiving food item, which one would you prefer to do and why?

Chelsea

This is the BRODIAC, if y'all were food-inspired serial killers, what would be your M.O.'s and signatures?

meatlazer1

If you were to Freaky Friday and woke up in the other doughboys body. What would you do to most surprise the other when they returned to their own body?

James Boswell

How many turkeys could you take on in a fight?

Tom Martorelli

What is one Doughboys thing you are thankful for, and one non-podcast thing you are thankful for?

Matthew Incantalupo

None at this time, thank you!

Scott Dillon


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