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Star Wars Month Giveaway: Week Three!

Congrats to Seth Payne, last week's winner of the Rose Tico (in First Order disguise) action figure!

This week we're giving away a Funko collectible of another TLJ fan favorite: Vice Admiral Holdo!

To enter, comment below. Winner will be selected by random number generator. Deadline for entry is Tuesday, 1/30, at 12:01AM EST.

(If you live in a territory we can't ship to, we'll figure out a substitute prize.) 

Star Wars Month Giveaway: Week Three!

Comments

Congrats, you're our winner! Check your messages!

Doughboys

enter?!

Chris Spinney Long

I will enter

Ogremode

Uhh...

BNTRSS

Sure ok

Justin Portelli

oh hell yeah

Dylan Paris

ME ME ME

Firefly Depot

Wow

Paul Smith

Wow

Chris Byorni

No rerisk. No reward.

Joel

If I get it I will literally throw it in the trash

Cooper Nelson

Heart of my Kart

Kevin Gootee

snoke rules

Joseph Ernest

doughboys

Jarett

Ok

Jack Velez

#burgerbrigade

Ben Griffiths

Yup

Owen Earp

#spoonnation

susansprinkle

Long Live Snoke!

atfsound

Hot Salad Ahoy

Hotsaucebob

Doughboys hooray!!!!!!!

Chris Rogers

Hell yeah

Austin Prickett

Spoonman!

Jimmy Alicata

Hi

Irvin Rodriguez

Laura Dern action figure!

Ben Schare

🍔

Chris Rice

Yes please

Sandra Park-Callaghan

Wow

Zac

I need this bish

rich

hiiiiiii DB's

Alex Brauser

Me!

Kyle Ishii

This is my comment for the Vice Admiral Holdo Funko. End comment.

Seth Copenhaver

I want this more than life itself

Benjamin Skaggs

I love you boys.

Michael Mailloux

What a fine way to honor her sacrifice!

Dexter Meyers

You should do a commentary over some branded content.

Shem Pennant

The sequels are actually good, Mitch

Squote

Purple hair was a fun choice

Daniel Carpenter

I'm so tired... of all these Star Wars

Mark Peterson

Wow

Ethan

boop beep

Tony Peters

I love those star wars!

Ryan

Oh my

Nicholas Hoffman

Wowza!

Jack McClelland

Can't wait for the Whataburger episode!

David Mandujano

Mitch is wrong but I respect his Star Wars opinions regardless.

Alex

pls give me prize

J G

Congrats, Seth!

Zara

Wow, star wars

Stephan Fukasawa

Hey

General Smedley Buttsex

Ooh me please, Spoon Nation forever even when Mitch is wrong!

Peninah Feldman

Mitch is wrong

Joshua Bain

Lightspeed scene was dope!

Jeff Muramatsu

Mitch is wrong

Mike

Your recent commentary track has subverted my expectations.

Zachary Hudson

Holdo rules

Waylon Chun

Really glad they brought in Laura Dern, she's the best

Steven Spriensma

Holdo to that for me cause Im’a gonna win.

Shane Parker

I'm on team Mitch.

Andrew Nealon

Love me some Laura Dern

Trip Turbo

I don’t want this

Fapdragon

Spoon or spoonot there is no fry.

Nik Pawlak

below!

nathan lees

Four one quarter portions, please.

Ben Conrick

Comment.

Chris Stewart

I thought the movie was pretty good.

Tony Campbell

Mitch, this is all good. You're just lying.

Sean Amormino

Hey hey

Mark F

I’ll take it!

Sadie Teel

A great character

John Denmat

Meh.

George Alread

more commentaries please

Matthew

HoldON what a great prize!

David Schwartz

Yolo Holdo

Pat Carusone

Bill Nye is a liar

von

I’d love this!

Zack Kendall

Hmmm

Timothy May

wow

Jack sullivan

This is the perfect gift for Tim Kalpakis.

Robert Kalal

Yes pleeeeeaaaassssse.

Bethany G.

I deserve this Funko for recognizing that the theater did not "break" during the 10 seconds of silence in her final scene

Aaron Mook

Can't wait to hear how TFA ends in part 2

Nick Mirin

Comment.

Cody Croy

Should've been Admiral Ackbar who rammed the Star Destroyer

Geoff Weber

Here's some money, go see a Star War.

Michelle Ables

Hey why not!

Julian Gray

Sorry Poe I can't tell you the plan because reasons

Corey Glaser

Thanks doughboys

Thomas Williams

Sure

Jason S

Should've been Ackbar

Andrew Dittmann

Mid-life crisis purple hair.

Slurpy B. Kewl

Woof!

David Wong

Comment!

Dr. Wolfman's Got Nards Is Just Fine

Does Mitch hate this too?

Steve

Yes, please.

Carol Lewis

Holdo!

Robert Persinger

Me llamo rose tico

Alec Wild

Hot salad! It's good as hell!

Jordan Oaks

yes Please!

James King

My hero !

Van McNeil

I really don't want this

weston armstrong

Oh dang

Brett Phillips

No ackbar?

Zach Roberts

Vice admiral holdo! My favourite!

Carlos Hernandez fisher

Yes please.

Mattiey Gaunt

This is my week baby!

Derek Mahood

Hi spoonman

Joshua DeMott

May the force be with you forever!

Sam Iannuzzi

sup Dough bros

Jason Wojtowicz

Thank you for your sacrifice Admiral Holdo

Aaron Blankenship

Love the show! Thanks for the ‘tent!

Shannon Rushing

Please. I dig the movie a lot.

Josh Mekeal

Yes, please!

Melissa

Nice!

Joel Hines

I tried In N'Out fries for the first time this month and they are trash. Best bet is to get a burger from In N'Out and then grab fries from Del Taco (they were great!)

Chris Frenier

Burger Brigade

Matthew Jones

S-s-s-s-s-s-spoon Nation!

Grant Ertl

So beautiful.

Henry Binks

holdo is tight

Brian Burke

I think I hit the sweet spot here!

Joe Ellis

Laura Dern got a Holdo on me!

Philip Johnson

I’d like this as much as Rey would like a hot salad instead of portion bread

Mike F

In

Chris Dechant

hell yea sign me up

Derek Wiedenheft

I don't think Ben Hamish would approve of this character.

PowersTelephoneBoothe

Me

Ben Roth-Saalberg

Wow

Ser Linksalot

Hold for Holdo!

Derek Polka

Spoonman would want me to win

Andrew Caudill

I need it

Alex Yontz

Hell yeah

Jordan Evins

Wow.

Jed Alexander

I'm in!

Brad Jones

Vice Admiral Holdo! WOW!

Chris Howard

Send that up to Canada please and thank you

Darnell Wilson

Wow

Eric Vande Vaarst

Holdo just one minute

Brett Pretus

Gotta get dat Holdo!

John Park

Choose me pre-ghost Slimer!

Jacob Barrett

Oi

Introcourse

wow

Michael Borchelt

Another character that I'm sure Mitch hates for some unknown reason...

Mike Murano

Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimmegimme

Punkroctopus!

We’re home

Mark gallo

Woooo!

Kristen Dees

HOLDO LOOKIN LIKE A SNACK!

Alex

Gosh Dern it!

Nate Thurman

Feel the Dern

Christina J

Wow

Jacqueline Alvarez

This movie was ok

Bryce M

holdor

matt_

Great Star Wars character or greatest Star Wars character?

Jason Crosby

Holdo the door

Evan Skinner

HOLDO RULEZ!!!!

ETHAAAN B

Let's rock

Lucas Dutton

Sure

Patrick Campbell

here i am

Sean Dempsey

Below

Jacob Mankey

Comment below

Andrew

Purple hair is so futuristic

John Reidy

Gimme that Holdo

John Cheadle

Hey four-eyes, go vegan! Hey beard-o, go vegan!

Adam

below

Sean S

welcome to the resistance

bwolf

RIP Paige Tico

Andy

KNIFED!

Chris B

I do not want this

Jason Lawler

Did Mitch install a fleshlight in it?

Jacob Mankey

Gimme that collectible!

James

The only good new character

Mauricio Diocis

🍗

James Klement

A Funko Holdo? Fo sho!

Dustin

🦖

yeahrightdude

👍

Donnie V

Kolache

Meredith duffy

Spaghetti

Palmer

Woo!

Raquelle Sanchez

The true hero of the movie.

Christopher Wolfenden

Awesome

Ben Thomas

yo

samandpete

Bring back Hick Wiger!

Colin Mickow

Sign me up

Courtney Hofbauer

alright, sure

Jack Velez

take it to lightspeed, baby.

Donald Maddocks III

Woo!

Steve C-B

Gotta love that purple hair.

Whitney

Me!

Kelly

A star wars "pup" figure. Wow.

Peter Harmon

Hell yeah

saftfleck

I promise to do nothing sexual with this doll if I win it

William W Brown

Does this come with "Dad Jizz"? Asking for a friend.

Mike Marsh

I'd like to get a Holdo that.

Levi Agee

My Laura Dern figurine collection will be incomplete without this.

Adam Gienapp

Dern, Baby, Dern! Need this in my life

Sk8Blanchett

I need that Dern, baybeeeee!

darin fic

Cool

Freddy Hernandez

cool cool cool

Sam Reynolds

Spoon Nation!

Anthony K English

Jurassic Park

Ted Heffner

Nice!

Patrick Fisackerly

Hey, cool.

Steve

If you give this to me I promise throw it really hard at Snoke’s ship.

Daniel Kredell

Loved the Vice Admiral in Wild at Heart.

Sterling Manchild

Gimme that Holdo

Charlie Clas

I'm in love with the holdo

Walt Ko

Come to New Jersey. We'll get hot dogs at Hiram's (literally Anthony Bourdain's favorite hot dog place, because he went there growing up), then we can go to White Mana (best sliders in the world and the restaurant is an old World's Fair exhibit that seats maybe like ten people). Then we can head to central Jersey and get- - - WAWA. That's right, Wawa, the best gas station food in the nation. After that we can hit up some Jersey based chains (Rook coffee- best coffee in the state, Playa Bowls- the best friggin acai berry (I don't know how to spell that word and I'm killing time at work) bowl in the world. Then maybe we can hit up some Italian sub shops. Ok, end of way too long comment that makes me seem crazy. Back to spreadsheets.

JN

Nice.

Oat (hall_n_oats)

Holdo. Wow.

Keith S.

I'm pulling a Spoonman and offering 0 credits for Vice Admiral Holdo.

clifford chin

whaddup jurassic park lady

Daniel Vera

Holdo me back!

Robert Sparrow

Yay!

Kendra Winters

comment

turdferg

Cool!

Alex Rodriguez

Holdern

Graham Kaletsky

Wow

Rachel Cornelius

Comment!

David Taunton

This was the only bad performance Laura Dern has ever given.

Dan Mayhugh

I like to... Party with my peeps Cruise 'n creep Playin' three card monte on these crazy streets Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget Slick shyster, The pest-meister Livin' life in Miami's Vice "Myah see, nobody messin' with the frog, see Where's your Messiah now?" Na na na na na na na na na na na na "Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting I'm sexy but I'm hurting Alright already" I'm ridica-licka-lous Like a booger I stick to this Take a whiff of this One stinky dinky, ha ha ha Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha (Voodoo mambo, chili congo) Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop (Voodoo mambo, chili congo) Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop (Voodoo mambo, chili congo) Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all? It's the schemingest, keenest, scam artist God it's so hard to be modest! Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick "I'm in the mood to scam Simply because I can!" I'm a Latin Houdini Disappear in a flash with your cash And I'm back like a genie "Hey Lucy, I'm home Don't do that to me Lucy!" Freak to the east, freak to the west Great big booties and big chest Then yes, ya'll it's like that "Why certainly, nyuk-nyuk-nyuk" Get stupid get retarded Cuz Pest'll get the party started "Which way did he go, George? "Which way did he go?" Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious "What a maroon! What a maroon! What a freak! What a sucker-butt!" I'm a man of a million disguises I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em So scientific, hate to be specific E equals M C squared (You sit there!) Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it Blend it, mix it Damn, I'm terrific!

Carlos Torres

I 100% agreed with Mitch about Last Jedi, except I liked flying Leia.

John ketchupspectre

dibs again!

Seth Payne

Rose for new Vice Admiral !

Josh

2018 is laura dern's year

clump soul

I'll take 2!

Jason Moss

all about the Holdo

Richard Eden

This doesn’t count against my $30 per month

Robert Peterson

Boys, come to ATL!

diva cups

Love ky

Richard Eden

Wow

Jason

Gasgano

Andrew Vuilleumier

Holdo > Skywalker

Paul Foster

At least everybody agreed on the porgs.

Kevin McElroy

Wait which one is she?

Ben Reilly

I'll put her into a diorama with Velociraptors, create the crossover universe that only exists in my dreams.

Brandon Gilbrech

I don't even like Starwars.

Han Huynh

<a href="https://screenrant.com/star-wars-original-trilogy-plot-holes/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://screenrant.com/star-wars-original-trilogy-plot-holes/</a>

Chris Paszkiewicz

Nice!

Jennifer LeDrew

I knew I should've gone with Seth Dayne

Seth Wayne

withholdo

Matthew

Dern me

MK

!

Brian Gaglio

Wow

Nicole Scruggs

Holdo

Daniel McNamara

Wow.

Esteban Carlos

wow

Joseph

I would gladly kamikaze this at light speed into a first order ship

Chad Hancock

Me me me me! We have the same hair!!

Jessie Brown

okay this one is awesome and I want!

Michelle Lobsterman

gimme

Houston500Anchor

All these characters are so bad.

Zachary Bachman

😁

Sierra Houk

Aw man, Space Dern!

MacReady215

Me!

Nicholas Ahlers

this post will win

Jeremy Hunt

I don't know if I believe this Seth Wayne guy.

Crazy Townies

Fart

Garfield Compton

Hold...up! What a great giveaway

Ryan Kelley

I am Seth Wayne, a completely different person from Seth Payne, it would be a pretty funny coincidence if we won consecutively

Seth Wayne

ooOOOOoooh! Yes please!

J Vance

SPACE DERN

Christopher R. Boisvert

Holdo Me Baby

Grizzlystan

Last Jedi > Rogue One

Sam Hudson

Gimmie Dat!

Tyler

Huldo

Jordan McIntosh

Yesss I love this

Alyson Galifianakis

A Cool Comment

Dan Faughnder

Feel the Dern!

Amanda Lanceter

Shoots

Burton Olivier

Holdo > Ackbar?

Tom Mayer

Wow!

Ted White

oh man

Billy Brown

General Diane

Andrew Jardel

I'll take it, thanks in advance!

Karl Schneider

Hello I'm interested in the Laura Dern action figure

Chase Blackstock

HOT HOT HOT (or NOT?)

Joshua Meisel

Could Mitch use his seething hatred to melt it before shipping?

Michael Morrical

Wow

Daniel Tomerlin

who?

Anthony Sams

Oh hell yeah

Christina

Neat! Yes

Dave

I would like this so I can set it on fire.

Todd Fujimoto (AKA Wes Sabi)

I'm an adult, I can't believe I'm leaving this comment.

Tyler Menzel

A less articulate Holdo

peter wojciechowski

HOLD On guys--- i would really love that Holdo figure!

Steve Barnes

I love Nick and Mitch

Mattt

Cars 2!?

Ian McCaslin

No thanks!

Cody Bozarth

#backoffmitch

JB

Holdo me closer tony danza

Clayton Richey

Vice, nice

Hugh Perry

Ayeeee!!!

Austin Gilpin

Hold up holds?

Cameron Carter

The Last Jedi was pretty good.

David Powell

I would like the prize please.

Michael Flippin

Victory is mine!

Matthew Firak

Wow

Zach Dunn

Holdo fo’ sho-ldo.

Dan

I'll take it.

Chris C

hell yeah

Alex Galonsky

Want pls

Jenn

Give me a present you sick fucks.

Wet Beef

Hooray!

Ben

Wish it were an General Hux Funko, but this is the next best thing.

Mitch Hull

Woo

Elizabeth Gough-Gordon

:)

Pat

Looks great!

Kailey Murphy

Wow

Ratboy

Awesome!

Chris Kemp

One Quarter Portion!

CFitz

Yes please!

Joe Schiappa

Want

Thomas Rhodes

Spoon nation!

Kay Do

These Guys Don't Know Star Wars

rob

Winner.

Nick Katers

#burgerbrigade

Jason Eley

Hi

Barry Lam

Hiiiiiiii!

Melissa MacDormand

Im in!

Michael Hallberg

Wow

y3s

Nice!

Chris

I want it!

Alex Mullenix

👩🏻‍🎤

Mike Bright

Comment!

Crunt Dungler

Wow

Philip Hollingsworth

Hot salad

Jeffrey Croxford

Hot Salad!

Doctor Remulak

Can I have something for free yet? Dang.

Jessica M


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