All I want for Christmas…
Added 2025-12-12 23:32:45 +0000 UTCOK, I have to post these pictures because a little while back I was talking about how I didn’t have an ass and that seemed to shock quite a few people. I wanted to find proof, but when I didn’t have an ass, I would never take pictures of it because it wasn’t a really flattering, well, I dug back in the archives, and I found a side on photo that really shows that I was not working with much back there! Plus, it seems timely because there is a Christmas tree in the picture!
Oh and a bonus grump hamm cause I could not get the phone timer to work properly. I took these back when I was living in New Zealand for a year… Which I’m now realizing is probably a thing not a lot of people know that I did…
Anyway, yeah, back when I was 21 I took off on a trip to New Zealand for a year and spent the majority of it travelling up and down the islands and working at various restaurants and pizza shops, and cafés. I didn’t really have a reason for going other than I wanted to get away from home and when I looked at a map, New Zealand was the furthest place away from home. I really fell in love with that country and I hope that someday I get a chance to go back and reconnect.
So yeah, no ass! Crazy!
Comments
Merry Christmas - Kinda shitty you abruptly decided to retire the membership that I've been paying you every month for over 3 years, good luck.
Cameron Houser
2025-12-16 03:47:11 +0000 UTCMe too! It’s so surreal to have these photos on my phone that no one’s ever seen because… I’ve just never felt the need to share them until now
Michael Hamm
2025-12-16 02:50:02 +0000 UTCWe’re not worthy! No one is worthy.
Michael Hamm
2025-12-16 02:49:44 +0000 UTCAnd just what you get! X
Michael Hamm
2025-12-16 02:49:28 +0000 UTCI could fly the pizza to you and I’m sure it would still be cheaper than ordering it on Uber Eats lol
Michael Hamm
2025-12-16 02:49:18 +0000 UTC🐶
Michael Hamm
2025-12-16 02:48:52 +0000 UTCIf it helps I was 22 lol
Michael Hamm
2025-12-16 02:48:45 +0000 UTCI was obsessed!
Michael Hamm
2025-12-16 02:48:13 +0000 UTCJust a little guy!
Michael Hamm
2025-12-16 02:48:08 +0000 UTCWhoops. Sorry about that
Michael Hamm
2025-12-16 02:48:00 +0000 UTCMichael I’m at work sir! Now I’m horny *sobs*
Jared Ellis
2025-12-13 23:03:47 +0000 UTCAwww it's twinky hammy ! XD
Tom W.
2025-12-13 16:14:26 +0000 UTCNew Zealand’s a beautiful country!
Jared Martin
2025-12-13 10:53:27 +0000 UTCThis pic is very hot but makes me feel weird at the same time. On the positive side you really should recreate this briefs and high tops look.
PJ Carambia
2025-12-13 04:14:44 +0000 UTCSexy hunk woof
Jesse
2025-12-13 01:44:17 +0000 UTCNow I know you can make a good pizza. Maybe one day you'll deliver haha
Steve V.
2025-12-13 00:56:13 +0000 UTCJust what I wanted!!!!
Daxin Totten
2025-12-13 00:51:45 +0000 UTCA butt glow-up worthy of Heated Rivalry
TerribleJedi
2025-12-13 00:03:21 +0000 UTCI love when you share these little anecdotes and pics from the Hamm archive
Gavin Lowe
2025-12-12 23:44:16 +0000 UTC
