Happy Dress Up Doris Time is over! I'm wanting to take a vacation somewhere, but I have no idea where I would want to go. My biggest issues is that I don't want to fly because air travel blows, nor do I want to drive all that far because driving blows. I also want to stay at like a Holiday Inn or some other 2-3 star hotel so I can get in on that free breakfast. Honestly, that's probably what I want the most: to stay at a cheap hotel with a free breakfast bar in the morning. I just gotta find some sort of place to go to so as not to pay for a hotel and only drive like 5 minutes away from my apartment. That'd be silly. Amusingly, there's 4 star hotels right down the street from me that I could walk to and stay the night, but they don't have free breakfasts. Probably because the type of people who'd stay at such a place would gladly drop down like $20 for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The fucking hotel room's already like $300, gimme a free sausage and egg sandwich, dammit! And waffles! And 3 kinds of cereal! And orange juice! I'm not asking for much!