Making the list, checking it twice

I want a papa meat poster for Christmas. We be a nice touch to finish my game room on the nice house. Plus, rewatching your videos a million times while at OSUT training helped a lot.

Just realized I never commented lmao. I think I used to always want a really nice gaming set up or animation software. But now I'm an old, boring adult who loves gift cards to get food with the husbando. We've been redoing the kitchen and eating out all the time aint cheap but I love to spoil him when I can.

anything i receive would be cherished and i’ve been good this year because i survived to see another one!

I have always wanted a sibling. Even till this day where my parents *cough cough* are beyond "having kid" years. I'm gonna be even more HONEST here.....I'll be the type of person to people that when they ask me "what do you want for Christmas?" I'll look em dead in there soulful eyes and say "Sibling". People laugh and think it's cute or funny or whatever but I'll maintain my jack Nicholson poker face while shedding one single tear. This year Papa Meat I need YOU to make my wishes a REALITY, because this year Is the hardest year I've had living my godDAMN lonely life...PS I don't do odd years so if you want to wait till 2024 I won't hold it against ya.-Ciao for now

When I was 5/6 I was bit pretty hard with the Yu-Gi-Oh bug.. as I imagine most great men where at the time. Obviously my taste from such a young age was immediately top shelf.. ya boy wanted Exodia, and ya boy wanted him bad. Anyways, I had hoped and prayed for months and after cashing in my birthday wish AND a successful wish bone tug of war, I was feeling pretty confident about Xmas day. The morning arrives and I’m a fucking navy seal on a mission.. I’mma hunting, imma digging.. eventually I get to a box that I could tell my parents were sort of guarding. I ran a quick visual assessment and thought ‘hmm that’s a pretty beefy box for what I hope to be Yu-gi-oh cards’ but my hands were quicker than my doubtful mind and before I knew it I was half way through opening it. Then came the first wave of sobering reality my young self had ever experienced up to that point. Shit had been pretty much rainbows and butterflies up til now. I looked down and in my hands WAS Exodia.. only it was the action figure and not the card version. I of course exploded into excitement and thanked my parents for getting me what I wanted. They both looked so tired in that living room and yet was more concerned for how I reacted to my gifts. I never did tell them any of this. I only bring this all up as I had seen 1 of the 5 pieces of Exodia being sold on Depop for £6 recently and it made me chuckle and think of all that. If you’ve made it to the end of al this, I do apologise for the girth of this entry.. and thank you for sticking it out :)

Bed Tundy

It would be amazing to have my portrait be digitized by famous artiste* youtuber/streamer Hunter "THE GOAT" "Papa Meat" "MeatCanyon" Hancock. I believe you would have a fun time drawing my weird ass chomper teeth.

Dear Papa meat. I have been a complete dedicated moron this year. I know I shouldn't ask for this but I would like to have a conversation with you about something I am writing. Your troubled mind would be the best reference for this kind of project. Hoping you will overlook my year of moronic behaviour and grant me this medium level privilege. Merry International home invasion day to all, see you in your living rooms on the 25th.

A hammered dulcimer. Because I will play little goblin tunes for everyone.

Nilbog Milk

The G I Joe Aircraft Carrier, I deserve it FINALLY this year because I gave at the office.

savethedoctor

A house. Cause It's my human right.

Kyokkai

I want a Monster High Mummy Maker string doll set. I wanted one as a kid for Christmas and now they are kind of pricy and hard to find.

i would probably want some new pairs on Converse

Porky the pineapple

I said something funny last post but tbh I just need a new FLAT SCREEN

Gloob

a pound of weed because everything’s better when you’re greened out🤣

I want a gold Melvin card because my set is incomplete! Lol

Armando Vera