AAAAAAND MPREG PROTOSS πππ
Added 2024-08-14 21:42:21 +0000 UTCYou know, you'd always wondered about how Protoss reproduction works, and it seems like you're finding out now, whether you want to or not. Two of your squad's trio of regular visitors are pregnant - if not all three of them; it might just be that the third isn't far enough along to show yet; you suppose you'll find out in time - and you have more questions than ever.
Do they give birth to live young or lay eggs? Or something else? How many do they have at a time? How big are they going to get? Are they going to deliver soon?
(Are they planning to have their babies in your squad's locker room? They seem to be here all the time lately.)
The question that niggles at the back of your profoundly uneducated mind, however, the question you're far too embarrassed to ask, is "Who made them pregnant?" Can a Protoss get pregnant by a Terran? Surely not, right? That's impossible.
It better be, anyway, or you might have something big to write home about. ππ¦
