Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner accused of drought restriction violations after drinking Silver Lake

You can't really see the lake, but that is actually where Silver Lake is. This was inspired by an article yesterday about Kim and some other celebrities getting in trouble for breaking drought restrictions. Story below:

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She's among the biggest names in entertainment: Kim Kardashian.

And as Southern California struggles with a third year of punishing drought and unprecedented water restrictions, she may be the biggest name in water waste. After growing several miles high, Kim laid down next to the Silver Lake Reservoir. Her enormous body flattened thousands of homes, office buildings, and UCLA. Kim then produced a gigantic straw, and proceeded to drink the Silver Lake Reservoir. Kylie Jenner, her half-sister, then grew to several thousand feet tall, and joined in the chaos.

When asked for comment, Kim replied, "Look, I'm doing the best I can. I can't help it if I'm thirsty. What do you expect me to do, not grow a mile tall? I'm a Kardashian, what do you expect? This is what we do."

Her properties are now subject to the installation of flow restrictor devices, which can reduce showers to a trickle and silence lawn sprinklers.

Kim added, "I do not need my home any more. I am done pretending to be one of you. I grow so big that my body blots out the sky. I will drink your lakes, and your rivers, and your oceans. If it pleases me, I will drink the blood of your loved ones. Everything is mine. Your world, your lives, your souls." When asked to explain these cryptic and ominous comments, Kim refused to elaborate.

The casualties from the Silver Lake incident are still being counted, but authorities estimate it's likely at least range of several hundred thousand.

With the Silver Lake reservoir and several others depleted, Los Angeles has had insufficient water to meet demands. When asked for comment on the issue, Kim said, "It is not my problem if some poor 'people' die of thirst. They can lick the sweat off my ass for all I care. Or better yet, they can drown in my [expletive deleted.]"

In related news, the California legislature has issued a bill that would require Kim to apply for a permit to the State Water Resources Control Board before she consumes any more water. Kim responded to the news by saying, "If they do this, there won't be a California anymore. I'll make sure of it." Once again, she refused to elaborate.

Kim's response has been met with mixed reaction, with people on either side of the debate. Some believe that she should be punished for her actions, while others believe that she is doing nothing wrong and that the ban is a violation of her freedom.

"It pleases me to know that I'm consuming it all," Kim added. "Before long, this world will be a lifeless husk. Billions will suffer, and all because of my insatiable consumption. Isn't that a nice thought?"