Iris lays down on the couch, takes off her shorts and says: "Can I take it off? My stomach is so bloated, they're pushing me."
Constance: "Of course. We have to have enough room to get a normal portion of food into you, your stomach is definitely tight."
Iris: "I don't even remember how big a normal portion is."
Constance: "Don't worry. I'm here to help you with that. Lie down and I'll take care of you. You're the lady of the house and I'm just your roommate, and you deserve a little care for letting me live here."
Iris: "You are a treasure Constance. I am so lucky to have you here."
Constance: "This is the first box. Enjoy."
Iris: "First?"
Constance: "And certainly not the last."