Iris and Constance: Introduction
Added 2024-04-02 06:38:50 +0000 UTCIris: What the hell is this?
Constance: A donut.
Iris: What the hell is a donut doing in my kitchen? When you moved here, I gave you clear instructions. You are the new roommate Constance and you have to adjust. No overnight visits, no parties and no meals in the house. You can eat outside, but there will be no food in here. And not a donut at all. Do you understand?
Constance: I understand everything, but the food rules don't make sense to me.
Iris: No wonder you're such a fat cow.
Constance: Why can't there be any food?
Iris: Erm, well, ... because ... you know, it's a mess, trash and all. Just no food in the house. Never. And just don't ask about it anymore.
Constance: I notice you're quite a sleepwalker. You walk around the apartment all night and your stomach rumbles terribly. It wakes me up every time. That's why I bought you that donut, so you could at least eat something before bed.
Iris: Is this the donut for me? Are you a mad cow? Not only a fat but also a mad cow. I wish you would never think of such a thing again. Do you understand Constance? NEVER BUY ME FOOD AGAIN. MAINLY THERE WILL BE NO FOOD WHILE I'M SLEEPING. DO YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND ME?
