Monster giveaway competition!
Added 2023-05-13 09:44:46 +0000 UTCCan you name my child for me?
So here's the first Patron monster competition! Look at the handsome boi you could win! and yes that IS a teat coming out of his face. And just check out those glorious butt cheeks!
All you to do is give them a name and I'll chose my favourite and send the winner out this lovely meaty new friend!
So here's how to enter:
- Comment below this post with a name for my meaty child
- One entry per patron, that's just to stop the comment section from getting too spammy (feel free to edit or change your response as much as you like though)
- Cut off to enter is 1st June 10am GMT
- I will choose the winner and announce it in a post on Patreon and the I'll need to DM you to ask for postage details and address etc.
I think that's everything, feel free to send me a DM if you have any queries!
Good luck and I can't wait for one of you to be the proud new parent of my meat baby!
Comments
Tod
Yuri Smith
2023-08-21 17:12:46 +0000 UTCSnorbbulk
Jake Levinson
2023-07-04 00:37:07 +0000 UTCMC Juicy
Sonic_2004
2023-06-01 23:56:02 +0000 UTCQuentin Taranteato
Alex Arnot
2023-05-27 20:25:46 +0000 UTCFreddingtin Bottletin
Rilubarus
2023-05-26 14:52:30 +0000 UTCBartholomucus <3
Spider
2023-05-25 19:47:49 +0000 UTCIts my boy Bobtle
Dakota Laughton
2023-05-25 09:31:25 +0000 UTCGeorge Teatscheeks
TomMan69
2023-05-24 15:41:39 +0000 UTCNipple Mcbipple
BJVawe
2023-05-24 02:31:09 +0000 UTCI'd call him Sir Charles honestly
PŮRƏ
2023-05-22 00:51:39 +0000 UTCSpingo
Cal Tabiner
2023-05-19 21:21:48 +0000 UTCTinkie Mimble
Sillystring
2023-05-19 13:25:54 +0000 UTCTeatle Neatle Jr.
Marie
2023-05-17 17:05:12 +0000 UTCLavender Benz
I will mispronounce this name
2023-05-17 01:29:07 +0000 UTCOmichrom Morbius IV: The Insatiable
edggy
2023-05-16 18:47:20 +0000 UTChis name should obviously be bubbles, i mean come on.. look at that bubble butt POP
hanbug
2023-05-16 11:37:38 +0000 UTCSlorb Tittlemunch
Robo-Fleksnes
2023-05-16 11:24:12 +0000 UTCButter nutter
Riley Ness
2023-05-16 02:26:39 +0000 UTCSpooter
Clockwork Tortuga
2023-05-15 21:52:35 +0000 UTCThis is chandler. Chandler is one of the most attractive boys in town. (His dad is very proud)
Trustworthy guy
2023-05-15 20:11:58 +0000 UTCFlorky butterbutt
Silerius Siwar
2023-05-15 19:39:34 +0000 UTCSpewy dewy
Zachary Richards
2023-05-15 19:28:07 +0000 UTCGurgler
Christopher
2023-05-15 12:27:31 +0000 UTCAgrippa de Slippa :)
Racheal Jones
2023-05-15 11:56:28 +0000 UTCMouthius Teetius
Jakedasnake0902
2023-05-15 05:32:07 +0000 UTCThere are those who call him, Tim
Adam The Ace
2023-05-15 01:34:19 +0000 UTCMilky Michael!
William Thomas
2023-05-15 00:12:03 +0000 UTCMr. Jiggle nuts
Gino Robson
2023-05-14 23:56:09 +0000 UTCBingles
Cam
2023-05-14 23:24:39 +0000 UTCGlobbles the sludge muncher
MJ
2023-05-14 19:37:02 +0000 UTCAnd why not Slurby
NewTruc
2023-05-14 19:17:16 +0000 UTCObviously Schlimborm. Did you even ask their name, you monster? The nerve of some people these days, to just sell someone interdimensionally, without even asking its NAME?! I SWEAR, BACK IN MY DAY, WE TREATED OUR LOWERS WITH RESPECT! YOU SHOULD BE JAILED!!!
AltF4
2023-05-14 19:00:09 +0000 UTCSir Mortimous Von Stoffinshultz III
Judith Sonnet
2023-05-14 17:17:27 +0000 UTCMarchial
Gianna Rasmussen
2023-05-14 14:51:49 +0000 UTCSquelbe
SnifflingDarK
2023-05-14 12:08:51 +0000 UTCScrimbleton Scrump
Squishtube
2023-05-14 10:27:45 +0000 UTCSuckle Garbler
MrZombieUK
2023-05-14 07:40:27 +0000 UTCThe Sqeebus
AvidBreather
2023-05-14 00:03:03 +0000 UTCBottle-Fed BabyFace
Louka Pomplun
2023-05-13 22:03:35 +0000 UTCNigel Flynn
The_Desolator
2023-05-13 21:08:56 +0000 UTCNiploxus
Kraxmeup
2023-05-13 20:29:37 +0000 UTCHarald
Markgray2525
2023-05-13 20:01:11 +0000 UTCSpudgy
PistolPete
2023-05-13 19:53:43 +0000 UTCSaigon curdled producer of dairy and good times.
Patreonpaulscousinsisteruncle
2023-05-13 18:24:20 +0000 UTCMr. Pimble!
Henry Donnelly
2023-05-13 17:57:27 +0000 UTCMelon milk. Melmi for short. I could just poke a lil’ straw in him and suck up his insides.
Momome 03
2023-05-13 17:41:32 +0000 UTCJeremiah; though its native name (which is unpronounceable for us humans) roughly translates to „He with the glorious bum who suckles the souls of his enemies“
Lisa N.
2023-05-13 17:31:31 +0000 UTCPlace your new Nursh under or near your infant's basinet or crib. Watch it build its nest! When the creature's lactation cycle reaches maturity it will gently latch itself to the bairn. *if latching last more than 4 spans please seek medical advice
Dartellum
2023-05-13 17:08:29 +0000 UTCNuk - My mom loves telling this story about how when I was a baby and they didn't have a back up NUK pacifier (though they had other pacifiers) and I screamed all night. The story still makes her laugh. She uses it as evidence that I've been hardheaded my entire life.
Bob_and_Holly
2023-05-13 17:07:21 +0000 UTCTiny Tim
Jenna
2023-05-13 17:05:03 +0000 UTCLittle Teat Boi
Wimp Womp
2023-05-13 16:45:58 +0000 UTCHm.... The only name that comes to mind is David but since someone else already said that, Little Johnny also came to mind :o] I'll treasure Little Johnny ❤️
clownaroundtown
2023-05-13 16:42:31 +0000 UTCGilbert
YaBoiHaley
2023-05-13 16:19:06 +0000 UTCLord Sucklebum, the bum suckler
CodOfAges
2023-05-13 15:07:54 +0000 UTCThat right there is Meatus Flerm Flergus :)
Gremlin
2023-05-13 14:36:09 +0000 UTCDefinitely looks like a David
Will Hawkins
2023-05-13 13:29:59 +0000 UTCBaron Meaty Kevin the third, Esquire. :D
Liglaglon
2023-05-13 10:55:23 +0000 UTCBorbulor
M0ockz
2023-05-13 10:28:35 +0000 UTCLord Suckle of Teatsburg
Phantom_Nines
2023-05-13 09:56:19 +0000 UTC
