FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT…
"Oh, man, my belly is so huge!"
"And that isn't the only thing that's growing, right? What do you say about your breasts? Don’t you love them?"
"No! I-it's so weird having boobs! They feel so heavy… I hate it!"
“Remember that not everything is about you. You need boobs. Otherwise, how are you going to feed your baby?”
“Ha! Very funny!”
"Oh, and you haven’t forgotten that we have a prenatal visit today, right? And also another class of our 'first-time mom course’."
"C'mon, Chloe! I still don't understand why I have to do all this stuff! It's not like I'm going to be a mother for real!"
"Well, I told you that you had to experience everything about pregnancy. And it looks like you're enjoying your current condition, sweetie! You still haven't found a man willing to propose you..."
"D-don't even mention that!"
"Oh, are you going to cry again? Those female hormones are really hitting you, aren’t they?"
"Well, I've already dated three men so far... I... I even let them kiss me! But none of them called me the next day... I bet it was because I'm pregnant!"
"Well, that's what many men do. That's sad, isn't it?"
"I see your point, and I've learned my lesson, Chloe! Please, let me go back to being a guy! I'm even willing marry you and be the father of your baby now! Pleeease!"
"I don't believe you... Michelle. I bet you're just trying to trick me. Besides, it's too late for that. I already have a new boyfriend."
"Do you?!!"
"Yeah, and he's such an amazing man! So gentle and kind... But don't worry! I'm sure you'll find a man like him anytime soon... Maybe you even give up on this absurd idea of being a guy. You've never been a real man, anyway. Who knows...? Perhaps your destiny is to be a pretty little wife..."