Detention list part 3

'I will stop saying "that's what she said" whenever Professor Snape speaks'

'I will not offer Professor McGonagall a bottle of 'youth potion' and the opportunity to join my harem'

'I do not have a harem'

'I will not create a herem in honor of Sirius'

'My mother did not want me to have a harem, no matter what Sirius said'

'I will stop writing plays and/or fanfictions about Professor Snape and Voldemort'

'I will stop writing plays and/or fanfictions about Professor Dumbledore and Voldemort'

'I will stop writing plays and/or fanfictions about Professor Dumbledore and Professor Snape'

'Draco Malfoy is not the ultimate contraceptive for his parents, their unwillingness to create another child had nothing to do with him'

'I will not offer Mrs Malfoy the opportunity to create a child'

'I will not offer to "take care" of Mr Malfoy so that he wouldn't object to Mrs Malfoy and I creating a child'

'Having a tough childhood does not give me the right to do whatever I want, it also does not even let me complain about the fact that Snape uses the same excuse'

'Lavender Brown is not Asian'

'Strangling is not the appropriate method for reducing racism, no matter how effective it is'

'I will not learn mind arts and plant inappropriate thoughts in Draco Malfoy's head'

'I will not learn mind arts and plant appropriate thoughts in Draco Malfoy's head'

'I will not learn mind arts and have Draco Malfoy sing the 'I kissed a girl' song by Katty Perry'

'I will not yell 'piss of Snake' and punch a Slytherin'

'It doesn't matter how bad she looks, Pansy is still a girl'

'Yes, Umbridge doesn't look like a woman but I am still supposed to at least call her that'

'I do not look like Daniel Radcliffe'

'I will not light Dumbledore's beard on fire to make Fawkes feel better on burning days'

'I will not hold hour-long classes explaining why I deserve "all the milfs"'

'I will not get caught plotting Umbridge's murder'

'I will not stay near crime scenes involving Umbridge'

'I will not cause explosions in Snape's class to teach him what happens when a teacher is too lazy to give safety instructions'

'I'm not a centaur just because my dad was able to turn into a stag'

'My milkshake does not bring all the boys to the yard'

'It doesn't matter if I was genuinely talking about milkshake bring several boys to a yard, I'm not allowed to sing that at Fudge's funeral'

'I will not lure Dumbledore around the castle with lemon drops'

'I will not inform all the girls in school that Professor Snape has a thing for redheads, nor will I also mention the fact that he can make potions that permanently change a person's hair colour'

'I am not allowed to yell 'BULLSHIT!' at the top of my lungs when Umbridge makes a claim'

'Hagrid is not an alcoholic'

'Hagrid turning me into an alcoholic is not proof that Hagrid is an alcoholic'

'I will not break up with people via howlers'

'I will not greet people with howlers either'

'Umbridge will not morph if I hit her hard enough'

'I will not RKO Umbridge whenever she least expects it'

'I will not contact Randy Orton and have him RKO Umbridge when she least expects it'

'I will not offer Voldemort for me to stay out of the war in exchange for Bellatrix'

'I will not hold parties in the chamber of secrets'

'I will not hold parties in Draco Malfoy's bedroom'

'I will inform Draco Malfoy before planning parties in his room'

'I will not pay dwarves to follow Snape around and say 'shut up, Snape' every time he speaks'

'I will not use magic to bring fictional characters to life so I can add them to my harem'

'It doesn't matter if I provide the official documents and papers, I still cannot have a harem'

'It doesn't matter if my girlfriend is okay with it either'

'I will not pay Tonks money to morph into Fudge and tell Umbridge in public that he gets soft whenever he sees her'

'I will not pay Tonks money to morph into Voldemort and profess his love to Dumbledore'

'I will not pay Tonks money to morph into Dumbledore and profess his love to Voldemort'

'I will not pay Tonks money to morph into Lily Potter and then deliver the strongest kick possible into a shocked Professor Snape's nutsack'