1000lb Club - Short Snippet
Added 2023-09-19 14:03:30 +0000 UTCCongratulations! You’ve just hit 1000 pounds! We hope you’ve enjoyed your weight-gain journey thus far and look forward to helping you continue your growth.
It’s not easy being a half-ton immobile blob, but here at BigCo., we’ve made the process as easy as possible.
No more walking for you! That’s pretty obvious, though. You lost that ability 300lbs ago. Two feeders will deliver you hefty portions of food four times a day and rub your belly. They’ll bathe and massage you every other night, taking care of every roll and fold to keep you nice and clean.
Prefer to just chug shakes from a tube until you pass out? We hear you! Upgrade to the new XXXXL Mega Calorie Super Gainer for a fattening experience like no other. Our specialty creamy shakes will make you fatter faster - guaranteed!
You have the potential to become the fattest man in the world! The current record goes to Balki Dov who weighs a whopping 6,824 pounds - and he’s still growing, too. Don’t you want that to be you?
A completely helpless and practically useless mountain of fat. So addicted to growing that you’ve made it your entire life.
Don’t you worry, tubbs. We’ve got everything from here. Just sit there, like you have been for the past few years, and grow.
