Damn i get one week of nearly no time to see anything and @RicanWolf beats me to the punchline. Better give the whole song i had in mind here though. *cracks knuckles*
Everybody was Kung Fu Fucking
Those taps were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fucked with expert timing
There was the funky China man from funky Chinatown
They were slapping thighs up
They were slappin' titties down
It's an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a feinting, to a slip
And a tappin' from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fucking
Those taps were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fucked with expert timing
There was funky Panda Chin and little Sammy Chong
He said, here comes the big ass, let's get it on
We took the bow and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made with the hip
Now we're into a brand new slip
Everybody was Kung Fu fucking
Those taps were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha
Keep on, keep on, keep on
Sure enough
Everybody was Kung Fu fucking
Those taps were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Make sure you have expert timing
Kung Fu fucking, had to thrust fast as lightning...
Simone Spinozzi
2018-12-08 00:27:06 +0000 UTC
XD this is one of the folios i REALLY want to make the comic for
Hatton Slayden
2018-12-06 22:58:44 +0000 UTC
Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting! The next thing we knew, sex happened faster than lightning! (frantic wet sex slapping sounds)