dddaaayuuummm...what happened to just "happy sex time" ? :P
Hatton Slayden
2018-11-30 20:59:23 +0000 UTC
"So, you got no jokes for me?!"
"What jokes"
"Arian supremacy, SJWs and stuff like that."
"What?! You're probably confusing me for somebody else."
"I dunno, you humans all look the same to me."
"That's.... very comforting, thank you. I thought i was special."
"Uh... we met literally 5 minutes ago. And i dragged here to bang your brains out."
"And i'm thankful for that... i just thought it was love at first sight or something?!"
"Did... did i just get the first male human being ever who actually believes in crap like that?"
*sighs* "Okay, this is getting less and less romantic by the second."
"Don't you dare go away. I still need you."
"Apparently not enough for cuddles and decent pillow talk."
"What?! I just said..."
"You just said you really needed a quickie and you were confusing me for some other random stranger or something. Basically anybody vaguely humanoid shaped would have been the same."
"Uhm... on that account you're right..."
"Okay... so why should i stay?"
"Have you even looked at me? Don't you dare deny it, you're obviously standing at attention down there."
*sighs* "Well... yeah. You're gorgeous. I just... you know... wanted a bit more."
*sighs* "Okay, what do you want?"
"Eh... the usual.... kisses, embraces, some nice soft fur against my skin, a bit of erotic foreplay and a nice talk afterward."
"That's not usual at all for males."
"As i said i thought i was special."
*sighs* "Okay, okay, but let's skip foreplay. We'll do it later."
"I.... guess i can't have everything, sure, count me in."
*banging brains out ensues*