XD i see you are having a lot of fun with these comments :D that's good
Hatton Slayden
2018-11-29 22:09:43 +0000 UTC
"So, nice lady. What do you say?"
"What do you mean?!"
"It's just me and you alon-"
"Oh, please if you want sex just say it don't try and woo me. You obviously don't know the first thing about wooing. If you went for the direct approach you'll probably give a better impression"
"... you sure? Because i don't think if i went to a lady and told her "ehy, i want sex!" she'd give me anything."
"... yes... you're that dense."
"Uh... i think my density is the same as the average human."
"..."
"yes, i am capable of kidding. Listen you just assaulted me with bad mouthing. But i still like you. So... are sexy times still on the table?"
"Ah... okay. But you shut up."
"yes ma'am."
Simone Spinozzi
2018-11-28 16:35:03 +0000 UTC
πππ got a thing for shiny scaled/plated ladies.